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(Yahoo)   Doctor who attended JFK in the Dallas ER 46 years ago, mysteriously dies of a long battle with lung cancer. Wake up, sheeple   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 113
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2009-12-08 08:25:08 AM
Doctor Who? Really?
 
2009-12-08 08:42:32 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-12-08 10:16:17 AM
Oh yeah, well do you realize that EVERYONE involved or even connected to the Lincoln assassination is now dead? Not a single witness is still alive! If that's not proof of a huge conspiracy tying up all the loose ends, I don't know what is.

It's right in front of you people, but you refuse to open your eyes and see! Just keep sleepwalking through your pitiful existences, living like cowards hiding from the truth. I refuse to let my mind be shackled, I will be brave enough to shout the truth about Lincoln's assassination to the world.
 
2009-12-08 10:24:29 AM
img30.imageshack.us

Obligatory.
 
2009-12-08 10:26:21 AM
VictoryCabal: Oh yeah, well do you realize that EVERYONE involved or even connected to the Lincoln assassination is now dead? Not a single witness is still alive! If that's not proof of a huge conspiracy tying up all the loose ends, I don't know what is.

It's right in front of you people, but you refuse to open your eyes and see! Just keep sleepwalking through your pitiful existences, living like cowards hiding from the truth. I refuse to let my mind be shackled, I will be brave enough to shout the truth about Lincoln's assassination to the world.


You might be on to something. (video)
 
2009-12-08 10:29:04 AM
Dammit! Doctor Who's nowhere to be found on my "Who Killed JFK" Bingo card!

William Hartnell, you sneaky bastard.

www.scifiscoop.com
 
2009-12-08 10:48:38 AM
cranberryzero: Dammit! Doctor Who's nowhere to be found on my "Who Killed JFK" Bingo card!

William Hartnell, you sneaky bastard.



and people think it's a coincidence that the first episode was aired the day after the assassination...poor naive people
 
2009-12-08 11:47:17 AM
And now they're talking about tearing down the Kennedy Memorial! Down the memory hole.
 
2009-12-08 12:08:09 PM
Nice one, subby.

/still believes in some kind of conspiracy, though not sure what
 
2009-12-08 12:08:34 PM
Back and to the left!
Back and to the left!
 
2009-12-08 12:09:10 PM
I heard he was part of the t.u. Skull & Bones chapter, Horns & Hooves.
 
2009-12-08 12:09:14 PM
Pfft. Silly Farkers.

You should know that it was Dr. "Red" Duke - overcome by jealousy because he treated then-Governor John Connally instead of JFK - who did him in.
 
2009-12-08 12:09:37 PM
"I own the JFK death car. Funny thing, I just got to nosing around in the back seat there...found a couple more bullets."

/Ron Bennington.
 
2009-12-08 12:11:02 PM
My great uncle probably knew the guy as he was working there at the time too.

/Great uncle signed Oswald's death certificate.
 
2009-12-08 12:11:16 PM
Come on, everyone knows it was a Templar plot.

/Finished last night
 
2009-12-08 12:11:34 PM
Perry and another surgeon performed cardiopulmonary resuscitation on Kennedy until no brain activity was detected and the president was declared dead.

Anyone else read that line and think, "Maybe if they had not done so much cardiopulmonary resuscitation on him, he would be alive today?"
 
2009-12-08 12:11:44 PM
He's not dead. He was replaced by a clone from a UFO years ago during a joint CIA/Taliban/Mossad/KGB operation.

You all know where the proof is.
 
2009-12-08 12:12:21 PM
What a loss to medical technology! The doc was capable of replacing missing brain matter with a bag of sand and of dyeing a man's skin dark. Think of the advances that could have been made if they'd chosen not to silence him!
 
2009-12-08 12:12:52 PM
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.


Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both were shot in the head.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners.
Both successors were named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their full names.
Both names comprise fifteen letters.
Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were both assassinated before their trials.

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.
 
2009-12-08 12:14:42 PM
texdent: My great uncle probably knew the guy as he was working there at the time too.

/Great uncle signed Oswald's death certificate.


I meet the cop that was handcuffed to Oswald (the one playing the keyboard in the shop)
 
2009-12-08 12:15:50 PM
If what the article says is true, this means the cigarette companies must be behind the JFK assassination.

/fyi, there can be no assassination without 2 asses
 
2009-12-08 12:16:56 PM
Khellendros: Back and to the left!
Back and to the left!


That's one magic loogie
 
2009-12-08 12:17:16 PM
StrikitRich: I heard he was part of the t.u. Skull & Bones chapter, Horns & Hooves.

Horns and Hooves is a front! It is the ultra-secret Steers & Queers that truly run Texas!
 
2009-12-08 12:18:07 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons: people think it's a coincidence that the first episode was aired the day after the assassination...

i just looked this up

mind blown

/and my head went back...and to the left
//back...and to the left
 
2009-12-08 12:18:34 PM
(kicks assclownmitter for the worn-thin phrase about "sheeple")
(with pointy-toed rasberry coloured heels)
(square in the nadbaggies)
(several times)
(angrily)

/where'd my sense of humour go this morning??
//srsly, women's dress shoes ought to have steel toes
 
2009-12-08 12:19:19 PM
VictoryCabal: Oh yeah, well do you realize that EVERYONE involved or even connected to the Lincoln assassination is now dead? Not a single witness is still alive! If that's not proof of a huge conspiracy tying up all the loose ends, I don't know what is.

It's right in front of you people, but you refuse to open your eyes and see! Just keep sleepwalking through your pitiful existences, living like cowards hiding from the truth. I refuse to let my mind be shackled, I will be brave enough to shout the truth about Lincoln's assassination to the world.


You know, if you'd managed to get the formatting just not quite totally wrong, I would've immediately assumed Linux_yes posted your comment.

Bravo!
 
2009-12-08 12:19:45 PM
NOT surprising.

www.tc.umn.edu
 
2009-12-08 12:20:40 PM
They worked on Kennedy until they found no brain activity? Um, his brain was blown out. It was all over the back seat of that convertible and on Jackie's pink dress. I doubt there was brain activity the second after he was shot in the head.
 
2009-12-08 12:21:39 PM
RevLovejoy: Nice one, subby.

/still believes in some kind of conspiracy, though not sure what


My lawyer explained it to me like this: when you piss off absolutely all the powerful people around you, the bad things that happen to you as a result aren't conspiracy so much as inevitability.

The Mafia was furious with him over RFK's crackdown, the CIA and their covert assets were still fuming over the Bay of Pigs (rightfully so, I might add), and the Joint Chiefs were having their toys taken away in Indochina, and the entire world had just had the shiat scared out of them thanks to the blockade of Cuba.

I'm not saying that he had it coming, but I will say that he did pretty much everything possible to make Lyndon Johnson into a very attractive alternative.

As for who did it, trying to figure out who pulled the trigger is just a sideshow, really. The only ones who could have changed the parade route were within the government itself. Like Brutus who came before them, these, too, were honorable men.
 
2009-12-08 12:22:25 PM
www.prisonplanet.com
It's all a conspiracy
 
2009-12-08 12:22:38 PM
texkat1979: They worked on Kennedy until they found no brain activity? Um, his brain was blown out. It was all over the back seat of that convertible and on Jackie's pink dress. I doubt there was brain activity the second after he was shot in the head.

The entire brain wasn't ripped out. Sure a lot was splattered, but the stem can still function for a while. Need to kill that to fully kill a person.
 
2009-12-08 12:23:17 PM
Does anyone ever not "battle" cancer and just lay there and accept it?
 
2009-12-08 12:24:32 PM
texkat1979: They worked on Kennedy until they found no brain activity? Um, his brain was blown out. It was all over the back seat of that convertible and on Jackie's pink dress. I doubt there was brain activity the second after he was shot in the head.

Maybe it was still sizzlin' a little.
 
2009-12-08 12:26:02 PM
i757.photobucket.com

Headline was confusing.
 
2009-12-08 12:26:27 PM
Everyone knows Kennedy didn't die then. They tattooed him black and stuck him in a nursing home, where eventually a mummy got him.
 
2009-12-08 12:27:27 PM
Just once, would it be possible for somebody to not "battle" cancer (new window) and just, you know, die from it?

Or as one one cancer non-survivor wrote, "No one ever 'battles bravely against cancer'. This is utter bullshiat. You do your chemo, take your drugs and hang on for dear life."
 
2009-12-08 12:27:31 PM
Dallas? Shot? JR? Who?
 
2009-12-08 12:28:11 PM
Kittypie070: women's dress shoes

speaking of conspiracies, sheeple
 
2009-12-08 12:28:41 PM
Kittypie070: (kicks assclownmitter for the worn-thin phrase about "sheeple")
(with pointy-toed rasberry coloured heels)
(square in the nadbaggies)
(several times)
(angrily)

/where'd my sense of humour go this morning??
//srsly, women's dress shoes ought to have steel toes



You must have missed how subby was MOCKING the use of "sheeple".
 
2009-12-08 12:29:14 PM
Kudos to submitter, I chuckled out loud
 
2009-12-08 12:29:32 PM
You know who else has lung cancer -
a.abcnews.com

/too soon?
 
2009-12-08 12:29:52 PM
czetie: No one ever 'battles bravely against cancer'.

but, but the rest of us want the illusion of control
 
2009-12-08 12:31:47 PM
Kittypie070: (kicks assclownmitter for the worn-thin phrase about "sheeple")
(with pointy-toed rasberry coloured heels)
(square in the nadbaggies)
(several times)
(angrily)


That's hawt.
 
2009-12-08 12:32:21 PM
texkat1979: They worked on Kennedy until they found no brain activity? Um, his brain was blown out. It was all over the back seat of that convertible and on Jackie's pink dress. I doubt there was brain activity the second after he was shot in the head.

You've obviously never read "The Winterberry".
 
2009-12-08 12:33:21 PM
Jimmy Devil Rocket Science: RevLovejoy: Nice one, subby.

/still believes in some kind of conspiracy, though not sure what

My lawyer explained it to me like this: when you piss off absolutely all the powerful people around you, the bad things that happen to you as a result aren't conspiracy so much as inevitability.

The Mafia was furious with him over RFK's crackdown, the CIA and their covert assets were still fuming over the Bay of Pigs (rightfully so, I might add), and the Joint Chiefs were having their toys taken away in Indochina, and the entire world had just had the shiat scared out of them thanks to the blockade of Cuba.

I'm not saying that he had it coming, but I will say that he did pretty much everything possible to make Lyndon Johnson into a very attractive alternative.

As for who did it, trying to figure out who pulled the trigger is just a sideshow, really. The only ones who could have changed the parade route were within the government itself. Like Brutus who came before them, these, too, were honorable men.


Lee Harvey Oswald shot Kennedy, no doubt about it. Now who might have put him up to that? That's another story. I'm about 90% certain I know, but Attorney-Client privilege extends beyond the life of the client in the state in which this knowledge was vouchsafed to me.

Yes. Really.
 
2009-12-08 12:33:41 PM
sboyle1020: Does anyone ever not "battle" cancer and just lay there and accept it?

My aunt, mother, and brother decided to do noting except live the time they had/have left to the fullest.
 
2009-12-08 12:34:57 PM
img294.imageshack.us

Not a bad read, actually.
 
2009-12-08 12:37:51 PM
Savage Belief: Kittypie070: (kicks assclownmitter for the worn-thin phrase about "sheeple")
(with pointy-toed rasberry coloured heels)
(square in the nadbaggies)
(several times)
(angrily)


That's hawt.


Can we watch?

Please?
 
2009-12-08 12:38:46 PM
czetie: Just once, would it be possible for somebody to not "battle" cancer (new window) and just, you know, die from it?

Or as one one cancer non-survivor wrote, "No one ever 'battles bravely against cancer'. This is utter bullshiat. You do your chemo, take your drugs and hang on for dear life."


Maybe he should have battled braver? Personally my life is going to be wall-to-wall Rocky training montages if I get cancer.
 
2009-12-08 12:39:00 PM
This was a great headline. It gave me a good laugh.
 
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