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jehovahs witness protection

2009-12-08 08:19:38 AM

Then little Suzie looked up and said "But mommy it doesn't feel THAT cold"

ZAZ

2009-12-08 08:43:10 AM

If he were really naked you wouldn't know he was Santa.

Megain

2009-12-08 09:07:22 AM

toonz

2009-12-08 09:48:40 AM

is... is that an elf?

schattenteufel

2009-12-08 09:50:28 AM

So...how much Santa-suit has to be removed before he transitions from "Jolly Ol' St. Nick" to just a creepy fat homeless guy?

Thisbymaster

2009-12-08 09:53:02 AM

Wait he put cloths on a naked statue and they are complaining about it? But if it wasn't wearing any clothing it would be fine? They want even more clothing or none? *Head Explodes*

olapbill

2009-12-08 09:55:54 AM

Every kid dreams of seeing the North Pole, what's the big deal?

Nem Wan

2009-12-08 09:57:44 AM

Did kids notice that Santa must have been eating right and working out?

mybabysmomma

2009-12-08 10:00:45 AM

ZAZ: If he were really naked you wouldn't know he was Santa.

Damnit!

IdBeCrazyIf

2009-12-08 10:02:06 AM

What the hell else am I supposed to wear?

trekkiecougar

2009-12-08 10:02:23 AM

Gracious people, ya shouldn't be so scared of your children seeing a statue of a naked body!! No wonder Americans are so juvenile about sex!

Slaves2Darkness

2009-12-08 10:05:20 AM

Thisbymaster: Wait he put cloths on a naked statue and they are complaining about it? But if it wasn't wearing any clothing it would be fine? They want even more clothing or none? *Head Explodes*

What? You expect ignorant Christians to know or appreciate who and what the statue of David is? I mean come on their idea of being well education is to know all four of the New Testement gospels and the important parts of the other books, like Leviticus.

Vash's Apprentice

2009-12-08 10:10:12 AM

Slaves2Darkness: Thisbymaster: Wait he put cloths on a naked statue and they are complaining about it? But if it wasn't wearing any clothing it would be fine? They want even more clothing or none? *Head Explodes*

What? You expect ignorant Christians to know or appreciate who and what the statue of David is? I mean come on their idea of being well education is to know all four of the New Testement gospels and the important parts of the other books, like Leviticus.

David-now there was a guy with stones.

Fano

2009-12-08 10:12:50 AM

The night Santa went crazy, the night St. Nick went insane...

Megain

2009-12-08 10:13:47 AM

Slaves2Darkness: What? You expect ignorant Christians to know or appreciate who and what the statue of David is? I mean come on their idea of being well education is to know all four of the New Testement gospels and the important parts of the other books, like Leviticus.

heh

pairof2s

2009-12-08 10:18:28 AM

mybabysmomma: ZAZ: If he were really naked you wouldn't know he was Santa.

Damnit!

I came here to say this also. Damn you Zaz

Slaves2Darkness

2009-12-08 10:24:39 AM

Megain: Slaves2Darkness: What? You expect ignorant Christians to know or appreciate who and what the statue of David is? I mean come on their idea of being well education is to know all four of the New Testement gospels and the important parts of the other books, like Leviticus.

heh

Dam spell check.

Dahnkster

2009-12-08 10:28:52 AM

Dahnkster

2009-12-08 10:31:07 AM

cksewell

2009-12-08 10:33:16 AM

Then parents started calling city officials in Big Spring, about 290 miles west of Dallas, saying their children were asking why Santa was naked.

I'll bet it was a couple people, maybe, but just because someone, or something, is wearing a santa-like hat, no kid would ever think it was Santa. They know Santa lives at the mall.

FlukeBoy

2009-12-08 11:17:28 AM

Could've happened anywhere, I suppose....but, it didn't.

/Texas

//Sucks

///Slashies

tedbundee

2009-12-08 11:52:02 AM

But an official left McBee a voice mail last week, requesting that he put more clothes on David.

f*ckin prudes, the lot of you

RoBByBoy

2009-12-08 06:37:36 PM

Santa's not any less creepy with his clothes on.