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(The Local (Sweden)) Amusing Office Christmas parties are much more fun if you have access to an ambulance and two canisters of Nitrous Oxide   (thelocal.se) divider line 32
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2009-12-08 08:45:28 AM
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2009-12-08 09:53:39 AM
As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won't need much, just a tiny taste.

/let's get this over with
 
2009-12-08 09:54:30 AM
When a problem comes along, you must whippit!
 
2009-12-08 09:54:40 AM
I would love to use that on some of the women at my office, I hope that this year it will be an open bar.
 
2009-12-08 09:55:50 AM
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2009-12-08 09:57:49 AM
Slight threadjack: I went to my first Phish show a couple of weeks ago in Albany. After the show, my buddy and I were wandering around the streets, and saw several people openly doing nitrous out of balloons. Is this typical?
 
2009-12-08 10:00:40 AM
bottsicus: Slight threadjack: I went to my first Phish show a couple of weeks ago in Albany. After the show, my buddy and I were wandering around the streets, and saw several people openly doing nitrous out of balloons. Is this typical?

yeah, everyone who listens to phish is pretty much retarded. I'd say nitrous in the streets is pretty much par for the course.
 
2009-12-08 10:02:41 AM
FTFA: "They then proceeded to empty two canisters of nitrous oxide in the ambulance, rendering the vehicle unusable, according to local media reports."

Um, until they open the doors or rolled down a window.

\Me thinks the ambulance doubled as the wah-wah express for a short time
 
2009-12-08 10:02:41 AM
bottsicus: Slight threadjack: I went to my first Phish show a couple of weeks ago in Albany. After the show, my buddy and I were wandering around the streets, and saw several people openly doing nitrous out of balloons. Is this typical?

What do Phish fans say when the nitrous runs out?
 
2009-12-08 10:03:13 AM
RocketRay: As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won't need much, just a tiny taste.

/let's get this over with



That would be ether.
 
2009-12-08 10:04:58 AM
Office Christmas parties are much more fun if you have access to an ambulance and two canisters of Nitrous Oxide

FTFY subby
 
2009-12-08 10:12:52 AM
Dr. Flavenglaven: FTFA: "They then proceeded to empty two canisters of nitrous oxide in the ambulance, rendering the vehicle unusable, according to local media reports."

Um, until they open the doors or rolled down a window.
\Me thinks the ambulance doubled as the wah-wah express for a short time


I was thinking they needed the NO2 for the engine ;-)
 
2009-12-08 10:15:00 AM
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2009-12-08 10:18:41 AM
I've noticed my dentist is a really, really mellow guy.
 
2009-12-08 10:33:05 AM
Too bad it wasn't nitric oxide.
 
2009-12-08 10:33:31 AM
bottsicus: ...people openly doing nitrous out of balloons...

More likely helium so they could sound like Phish.
 
2009-12-08 10:39:09 AM
Nitrous in Albany is nothing. Nitrous in Philly is riduclious. There must be an abundance of NO2 in Philly.
 
2009-12-08 10:55:15 AM
RocketRay: As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won't need much, just a tiny taste.

/let's get this over with


Thread over.
 
2009-12-08 11:19:26 AM
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2009-12-08 11:25:56 AM
Sybarite: RocketRay: As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won't need much, just a tiny taste.

/let's get this over with


That would be ether.


Adrenochrome monosemicarbazone FTW.
 
2009-12-08 11:27:07 AM
It's the Local, was it these partiers in the ambulance?

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Wait, you're not Tiger??
 
2009-12-08 11:28:07 AM
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2009-12-08 11:35:05 AM
Dadof3: Wait, you're not Tiger??

golf clap
 
2009-12-08 11:39:22 AM
krusader3z: www.bestwhip.com

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If you buy your supplies from a porn store then don't refer to the opener as a cracker. They frown on that.

Do porn stores outside of wisconsin sell nitrous canisters?
 
2009-12-08 12:13:54 PM
I love links from the local. Even the dude on the right is hot.

www.thelocal.se
 
2009-12-08 01:07:00 PM
As someone who woke up in the hospital after last year's office Christmas party, I hope to get a kick out of these replies.
 
2009-12-08 01:13:06 PM
HurricaneMikey: I love links from the local. Even the dude on the right is hot.

Those are all guys.
 
2009-12-08 01:34:29 PM
What you really need is a hot cocoa sampler
 
2009-12-08 02:25:37 PM
www.dethklok.org

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2009-12-08 04:37:57 PM
tweekster: krusader3z: www.bestwhip.com

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Cracker (new window)

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If you buy your supplies from a porn store then don't refer to the opener as a cracker. They frown on that.

Do porn stores outside of wisconsin sell nitrous canisters?


I vacationed in Asheville, NC for 3 months in summer 08' and there was a headshop that would sell canisters. I'm pretty sure they sold crackers too.

And of course one shouldn't refer to it as a "cracker". It's a device for releasing old compressed air for proper disposal.

/the head shop was called "Octopus Garden" for anyone interested. They have two locations.
 
2009-12-08 04:53:57 PM
That ambulance must have been fast off the line if it had 2 of these:

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2009-12-08 06:25:50 PM
bottsicus: Slight threadjack: I went to my first Phish show a couple of weeks ago in Albany. After the show, my buddy and I were wandering around the streets, and saw several people openly doing nitrous out of balloons. Is this typical?

Yes.

/Phish designer
 
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