Licking cold metal, and then cement? I guess I'm just prone to being stuck on things.

"Okay, this isn't the most embarrassing thing you've caught me doing."

"penis goes here!"

Julian gives great head.

"Tastes better than Flockhart's did"

"Before finishing, I'd like to show you how I start my day."

"Is there lead in it?"
"Of course there lead in it, sirry irriot. What corour you think it is - yerrow?"

This... is a mess.



/Hot like Hasselhoff

"The ball point pen is in my mouth. Pen is."

"The penis mightier."

To which awkward moment are you referring subby? Because I find this image much more disturbing:



"I got a little somethin' special for you in my pocket grandma."

"mmm, this tastes just like Susan."

What? This is the first time I's been stoned in years.

This tastes just like James Spader!

"Well, I did it enough to get me here, one more time couldn't hurt."

It's not that hard, Tiger. Just insert the poison pen and squeeze the trigger.

Pour shame all over us, harden into a crust
cement
Forget the glamour and mumble a jackhammer
under your breath

Hide your face in the curtains, better unsaid
so close
And it rolls off the tongue
ALMOST

The world expects the pose, perfectly natural
loosen up
Smearing wet concrete and swearing you'll never be
caught

At your weakest, etched in stone
And we're frozen here, peeking
ALMOST
SWEET TALK
CAFFEINE

I read this headline three times as "Captain Robert Downey Jr." and couldn't figure out what subby's angle was.

Just another example of someone falling victim to the dreaded "triple dog dare".

"Rip, I thought I told you I was done sucking things to pay my coke debt to you".

"Tastes like Molly Ringwald."

/good name for a band

If you're gonna go full retard then you gotta eat the paste.

Careers for the 21st Century

Certified Cement Taster

As mandated by federal building code, all fresh cement must be tasted to ensure proper mix. This requires a highly developed palate, strong stomach and even stronger lower intestine. The Certified Cement Taster (CCT) must have at least two years of advanced training either College, Trade or Military. Some classes may be substituted with verifiable Used Japanese Panties Tasting.

The skill levels are: Untrained, Apprentice, and Board Certified. Untrained may not certify any cement without direct supervision of a Board Certified. Apprentice may certify non building cement: i.e. driveways, sidewalks and Cement Shoes for the Mafia Hit Men.

With the ongoing construction, the CCT will have a promising career as long as he or she does not taste too much centent in one day. When this happens, they should see a explosives certified proctologist or the Roto Rooter Guy.

You learn to like the taste after you're willing to snort anything cut with cement.

This is what I did with AM Hall's penis on the Weird Science set.

Careers for the 21st Century

Certified Cement Taster


As mandated by federal building code, all fresh cement must be tasted to ensure proper mix. This requires a highly developed palate, strong stomach and even stronger lower intestine. The Certified Cement Taster (CCT) must have at least two years of advanced training either College, Trade or Military. Some classes may be substituted with verifiable Used Japanese Panties Tasting.

The skill levels are: Untrained, Apprentice, and Board Certified. Untrained may not certify any cement without direct supervision of a Board Certified. Apprentice may certify non building cement: i.e. driveways, sidewalks and Cement Shoes for the Mafia Hit Men.

With the ongoing construction, the CCT will have a promising career as long as he or she does not taste too much centent in one day. When this happens, they should see a explosives certified proctologist or the Roto Rooter Guy.

/okay. Votey.
/lousy bosses wanting you to work and stuff

The snozberries taste like snozberries...

"Here's how the entire world feels about me being cast as Sherlock Holmes." (retch)

"And then, I licked Jude like this."

Me love you long time.

"After 45 minutes of focused fellatio on his pen, the crowd slowly experienced a dangerous mixture of extreme arousal and boredom from watching the promotional concrete art dry. Downey stayed in character the entire time, as his character Tiffany, a transexual time-traveling lawyer in his new film Tiffany: Future Games."

"I thought anal temperature readings were more accurate. Whatever, Ahh."

I got sidetracked with this. Who is Robert Downey Jr?
Lingerie Football (new window)

"Oh, it's 'lick first, then write'?"

Coolbigmacdaddyo: I got sidetracked with this. Lingerie Football

I think her playbook is showing...

"Waaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiit, this isn't chocolate!"

"This doesn't leave as bitter an after-taste as Ally Mcbeal"

"I did this in Less Than Zero too, but Andrew McCarthy kept me from finishing the job."