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2009-12-07 11:08:38 PM
And snopes.com said that's false. I'm calling bullshiat on this one.
 
2009-12-07 11:09:38 PM
Watch the video.
 
2009-12-07 11:20:49 PM
Idiot left his engine running. That could have accounted for something.

No deaths, no injuries.

Darwin fails yet again.
 
2009-12-07 11:35:13 PM
He got in and then got back out. He built up a static charge. It didn't have anything to do with the cell phone.
 
2009-12-07 11:52:17 PM
The cell phone had nothing to do with the source of ignition.

The engine running had nothing to do with the source of the ignition.

Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa will find her career forever stuck in goddamn Kentucky forever, baby. Learn some basic reporting skills, Lame-o.
 
2009-12-08 12:01:26 AM
demanton: He got in and then got back out. He built up a static charge. It didn't have anything to do with the cell phone.

It's real to me, dammit.
 
2009-12-08 12:07:25 AM
demanton: He got in and then got back out. He built up a static charge. It didn't have anything to do with the cell phone.

Peasant. A leather interior and anti-static all-weather floor mats could have avoided this.
 
2009-12-08 12:19:22 AM
demanton: He got in and then got back out. He built up a static charge. It didn't have anything to do with the cell phone.

THIS
 
2009-12-08 12:22:41 AM
Hau Ruck: Peasant. A leather interior and anti-static all-weather floor mats could have avoided this.

Discharging the static buildup by just touching the car the base part of the pump, anything but the handle could have prevented this.
 
2009-12-08 12:24:43 AM
If you live in a town called Versailles and you pronounce it "Ver-Sails" you deserve to DIAF.

/I mean seriously.
 
2009-12-08 12:57:20 AM
Ver-sails?

Not "Vers-eye"?
 
2009-12-08 01:08:49 AM
I Said: Ver-sails?

Not "Vers-eye"?


In NYC it's "HOW-stun". In Texas it's "Hyew-stun."
 
2009-12-08 01:32:26 AM
doahart: demanton: He got in and then got back out. He built up a static charge. It didn't have anything to do with the cell phone.

THIS


and the car was running for fark's sake THIS. the cell phone had nothing to do with it.
 
2009-12-08 01:47:20 AM
Didn't you guys watch when Mythbusters debunked this? No static charge builds up enough, and cell phones also don't do shiat.
 
2009-12-08 02:02:16 AM
Sun God: I Said: Ver-sails?

Not "Vers-eye"?

In NYC it's "HOW-stun". In Texas it's "Hyew-stun."


wut?
 
2009-12-08 02:07:09 AM
platkat: Sun God: I Said: Ver-sails?

Not "Vers-eye"?

In NYC it's "HOW-stun". In Texas it's "Hyew-stun."

wut?


SoHo is South of Houston Street.
 
2009-12-08 02:32:34 AM
Sun God: SoHo is South of Houston Street.

Haha, I understand, I was just trying to sound jokingly hickish. And failing.
 
2009-12-08 03:32:00 AM
GAT_00: Hau Ruck: Peasant. A leather interior and anti-static all-weather floor mats could have avoided this.

Discharging the static buildup by just touching the car the base part of the pump, anything but the handle could have prevented this.


Are you suggesting you should deliberately shock the shiat out of yourself by touching your car when you get out? Masochist.
 
2009-12-08 03:40:53 AM
I fail to see what the cell phone had to do with anything, subtard.
 
2009-12-08 03:42:03 AM
Ver-sails? Really?
 
2009-12-08 03:43:00 AM
That's where officials say a man was pumping gas, talking on his cell phone, and got in and out of the car when it caught fire.
 
2009-12-08 03:45:32 AM
both the reporter and the cop say "ver-sails", several times. Came in to plotz about this, leaving satisfied.
 
2009-12-08 03:47:12 AM
testaclese: If you live in a town called Versailles and you pronounce it "Ver-Sails" you deserve to DIAF.

"Ver-Sails," I would like to point out, is also the home of fark.com. The gas pump didn't explode from a static charge -- it was consumed by too much awesome.
 
2009-12-08 03:47:19 AM
For a moment, let's consider what the conversation he was having was like the moment the roof of his car set itself ablaze.
 
2009-12-08 03:47:49 AM
OnmyojiOmn: Ver-sails? Really?

NEWSFLASH: Most of the country knows fark-all about France or the French language. Or anything else.
 
2009-12-08 03:48:04 AM
Whatever. I'm moving to Big Sink Road.

In Ruston, Louisiana there is a street called Vienna. There, they pronounce it VYE-anna.

True storeh!
 
2009-12-08 03:48:16 AM
Sun God: platkat: Sun God: I Said: Ver-sails?

Not "Vers-eye"?

In NYC it's "HOW-stun". In Texas it's "Hyew-stun."

wut?

SoHo is South of Houston Street.


stuartcondy.files.wordpress.com
I mean the whole planet Houston.
 
2009-12-08 03:48:47 AM
gonzogastro.files.wordpress.com (new window)

Busted
 
2009-12-08 03:50:04 AM
demanton: He got in and then got back out. He built up a static charge. It didn't have anything to do with the cell phone.

Gawddammit I hate subby so much sometimes... I have talked on the phone plenty of times while gassing up, and I am not on fire. It's all about an ignition source. If you have a spark near enough to the vapors, it will set it off. CELL PHONES don't arc wildly while you are talking on them. Hell, I would be willing to bet, although I cannot back it up, that you could microwave gasoline and it wouldn't combust, until you reached the flash point, which NO cell phone is going to do, because your head would be cooked first.
 
2009-12-08 03:50:07 AM
I've been through Versailles, Indiana, so I'm really getting a kick...

The real fun is if you're in the Omaha area. Papillion. "Pah-peel-lee-on" - complete with a butterfly on the water tower.

/Do they still not follow Daylight Savings in neighboring Switzerland county out there in Indiana?
 
2009-12-08 03:51:13 AM
Yep, ver-sails. See also Kaye-roe, Illinois.

Moscow, TN is just lucky as all hell that there's really no way to mispronounce "Moscow."
 
2009-12-08 03:51:29 AM
Sun God

I Said: Ver-sails?

Not "Vers-eye"?

In NYC it's "HOW-stun". In Texas it's "Hyew-stun."


I used to live on Houston Street when I was a student at Virginia Tech. One day I was walking about and some guy asked me how to get to "Howston" Street. I told him I never heard of it.

(They say "Ver-sails" in Pittsburgh, too. No I don't like it either but that's how it developed. The locals didn't name it since it was originally a township; it was probably named by some assclown cartographer in Harrisburg who probably never even visited the place but just sent a letter to the Slovak immigrant postmaster.)
 
2009-12-08 03:51:38 AM
Hau Ruck: GAT_00: Hau Ruck: Peasant. A leather interior and anti-static all-weather floor mats could have avoided this.

Discharging the static buildup by just touching the car the base part of the pump, anything but the handle could have prevented this.

Are you suggesting you should deliberately shock the shiat out of yourself by touching your car when you get out? Masochist.


That is why you touch the car with the upside of your arm, and not your finger.
 
2009-12-08 03:53:24 AM
doahart: demanton: He got in and then got back out. He built up a static charge. It didn't have anything to do with the cell phone.

THIS


THIS*THIS
heck, THIS^Infinity

The cop even said it was the getting in and out that caused the spark!

/ Subtard
// Wants the controversial greenlight
 
2009-12-08 03:53:36 AM
I stopped there once on my way to New Berlin.
 
2009-12-08 03:57:34 AM
testaclese: If you live in a town called Versailles and you pronounce it "Ver-Sails" you deserve to DIAF.

/I mean seriously.


Or maybe they can call their town whatever the fark they want? I grew up about an hour away from a "Ver-sails", knew that the french would pronounce it "Vers-eye", but didn't give a fark because I'm not a prick, and I know that all language isn't dictated by the way one country in Europe pronounces their syllables.
 
2009-12-08 03:58:13 AM
I'm sure if it were your goal in life, you could find a way to make your cell phone cause gas to ignite. It would take some modifications to the whole pumping gas whilel using a cell phone system, but if it were your goal, you could find a way. After all, there's plenty of electricity running through one of them, it just happens to be in a fairly shielded location that's not very oxygen rich.

First idea that comes to mind: Take the battery out, stuck the leads to your tongue and see if shocks you. Just makes sure your pumping gas and have your face right up in there.
 
2009-12-08 03:59:45 AM
Also, Bexar County, TX.
 
Ruk
2009-12-08 04:02:50 AM
Bathia_Mapes says it wasn't the cell phone. DarthBrooks says it wasn't the static or the engine running.

Well, if it wasn't any of those things, how am I going to know who or what to blame when my car inevitably catches on fire at the gas pump?
 
2009-12-08 04:05:18 AM
demanton: He got in and then got back out. He built up a static charge. It didn't have anything to do with the cell phone.

sure it did, why do you think he got in and out?
 
2009-12-08 04:06:28 AM
Curse of the Goth Kids: Moscow, TN is just lucky as all hell that there's really no way to mispronounce "Moscow."

Moscow, Idaho is pronounced Mos-coe
 
2009-12-08 04:08:23 AM
Local news.

A thing happened on the police scanner last night. Yay, there's surveillance video! Let's go out and shoot the police tape where the thing that happened is no longer happening.

Assuming this story were newsworthy, a "reporter" would have found and interviewed the farking driver, for a start.
 
2009-12-08 04:11:04 AM
This had nothing to do with static charge, the engine was still running (burning fuel) That combustion spread to the fuel tank and caused he whole car to ignite.

That's why you're supposed to shut your engine off...
 
2009-12-08 04:11:06 AM
Subby is either one of the stupidest people on Earth, or a master-level troll. Or both.
 
2009-12-08 04:12:23 AM
Boise City, OK - Boise rhymes with Noise - like it should Idahoans!
 
2009-12-08 04:14:06 AM
Ambrotos: This had nothing to do with static charge, the engine was still running (burning fuel) That combustion spread to the fuel tank and caused he whole car to ignite.

That's why you're supposed to shut your engine off...


That doesn't make sense. How does that combustion not spread to the fuel tank while you are driving? Or are you saying the combustion ignited vapors surrounding the car?
 
2009-12-08 04:15:43 AM
Walosi: Curse of the Goth Kids: Moscow, TN is just lucky as all hell that there's really no way to mispronounce "Moscow."

Moscow, Idaho is pronounced Mos-coe


That's an acceptable pronunciation. It doesn't really matter, "Moscow" is a made up word anyway because apparently "Moscva" is too hard to pronounce.

Just like Munich, Cologne, Vienna and Nuremberg.

/we should go back to saying "Muscovy" IMO
 
2009-12-08 04:17:40 AM
Bathia_Mapes: And http://snopes.com/ anybody with above room temperature IQ said that's false. I'm calling bullshiat on this one.

FTFY
 
2009-12-08 04:17:45 AM
Although it's possible that talking on the cell phone distracted the driver into forgetting to shut off his engine, I think the term failmitter still applies.


/Ver-"sales"?!? For fark's sake, kill them now!
 
2009-12-08 04:17:58 AM
Buena Vista, Iowa, is pronounced Byoona Vista.
 
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