Elvis_Bogart: The only thing I can think of is when Ron is under the influence of one of the horcruxes and mistakenly thinks that Hermione is rejecting him for Harry and imagines them together.

I cannot believe I actually cared enough to type this.

I lol'd. Imaginative, though.

This is probably just the director taking the piss.

Is this the scene where Harry farks Hermione unconscious and knocks her up with his superpower vampire baby?

Courtney Cox-Zucker: Is this the scene where Harry farks Hermione unconscious and knocks her up with his superpower vampire baby?

How about a spoiler alert next time. Geez.

Yeah, I saw elsewhere it's the part where the fake Harry and Hermione pop out of the locket Horcrux and start making out.

/I mean snogging

""Dan has appeared nude in the past," Yates told The Telegraph"

Yates is a dumbshiat.

I know we watched the kids grow up in the books, but I am a bit surprised Rowling is okay with this.

Just for the giggles, I'm hoping the movie gets an R.

What the....

Let me read that again.


No seriously, what the?

It'll be fun to see how much of a principled auteur Yates is after he's charged with child pornography:

http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/718/usc_sec_18_00002256----000-.html

(8) "child pornography" means any visual depiction, including any photograph, film, video, picture, or computer or computer-generated image or picture, whether made or produced by electronic, mechanical, or other means, of sexually explicit conduct, where-
(B) such visual depiction is a digital image, computer image, or computer-generated image that is, or is indistinguishable from, that of a minor engaging in sexually explicit conduct; or
(C) such visual depiction has been created, adapted, or modified to appear that an identifiable minor is engaging in sexually explicit conduct.

(Not a lawyer, don't know if this ever passed or not.)

Near the end of the last book, there's a scene where he "dies" and ends up nude in limbo, but I wouldn't exactly call it sexy.

Who cares if HARRY is naked? Emma should be at least as naked as Daniel, dammit!

exatron: Near the end of the last book, there's a scene where he "dies" and ends up nude in limbo, but I wouldn't exactly call it sexy.

They're including that scene as well, but this scene has been added (to the endless campfire as noted above.)

exatron: ... ends up nude in limbo, but I wouldn't exactly call it sexy.

It rarely is NSFW

Mr. Potatoass: exatron: ... ends up nude in limbo, but I wouldn't exactly call it sexy.

It rarely is NSFW

Your snape just killed my dumbledore.

How are they going to work the horse into it?

The only 'sexy' parts of the book I can remember is the aforementioned scene where the Horcrux abuses Ron's fear, the scene at the very beginning where something Hermione said could be misconstrued as a BJ reference (and it apparently is by Ron), and of course, the scene at the Burrow before the three leave, where Ginny basically implies that she wants to give it up to Harry before he leaves, in case something happens to either of them.

RoyBatty: It'll be fun to see how much of a principled auteur Yates is after he's charged with child pornography:

http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/718/usc_sec_18_00002256----000-.html

(8) "child pornography" means any visual depiction, including any photograph, film, video, picture, or computer or computer-generated image or picture, whether made or produced by electronic, mechanical, or other means, of sexually explicit conduct, where-
(B) such visual depiction is a digital image, computer image, or computer-generated image that is, or is indistinguishable from, that of a minor engaging in sexually explicit conduct; or
(C) such visual depiction has been created, adapted, or modified to appear that an identifiable minor is engaging in sexually explicit conduct.

(Not a lawyer, don't know if this ever passed or not.)

So-called "virtual" child pornography (which this hypothetical scene would be because the actors are over 18, which may not even be an issue if their characters in their final year of school are also depicted as being 18) was once banned in the U.S. but the Supreme Court overturned the ban on First Amendment grounds. Congress then passed a new law that says the material must also be legally obscene, because obscenity is not protected. Although this had a practical effect of expanding what media are prosecuted (for example explicit comic books that would draw no attention if they depicted adult characters), there's no way a Harry Potter film would be explicit enough to be be judged to lack serious artistic and literary value requisite to being found obscene.

So no problem.

Moray: How are they going to work the horse into it?

Well there goes my secret, never-been-done-before fan fic plot...

Forgetticus!


/Smod'd

There were several parts in the book where we'd see him nude. They potion up at the very beginning and so there is a kitchen full of nude Harry's.

He is nude in limbo at the end.

He is nude when he dives in for the sword.

There are other parts, just pointing out that he was actually naked quite a bit in the book.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

Wait, will it be rated R? Let's see the full monty baby.

/barf.

Ron and Harry Hermoine's Chamber of Secrets while Hermonie stroked Harry's wand and sucked on Ron's Sorcerer Stones.

Ron and Harry Slitherined their broom sticks into Hermioine's Goblet of Fire but Ron forgot to use a protection spell and the boys ended up with Hogwarts.

Britney Spear's Speculum: Ron and Harry poked around Hermoine's

ftfm

He takes off his robe and wizard hat?..

It's written in the book that Harry & Bermione appear out of the locket and start getting it on in a nasty way as hallucinations to spite Ron.

Actually, another scene has been added, with Harry & Hermione having a dance in the tent (during the never-ending camping trip, which does end, oddly enough). This is probably to add to Ron's suspiscions that Harry & Hermione might be getting closer than Ron would like. Something that never entered my mind when I read the books until the locket-destroying scene.

/read the last book 5 times
//yes, I know I spelt suspiscions wrong. It's early

This has to be the scene where the locket-horcrux is farking around with Ron.

If so, USA Today fails for totally taking it out of context.

/Nerd raaaaage, the sequel!

bighasbeen: Barry Whiteus candlelightus girl exciteus! (sorta nsfw-new window)

Man I havent laughed so hard in a long time. That was the funniest thing I've seen.

/needs to see more robot chicken.

Yates is adding a new, twist ending to make up for the awful epilogue Deathly Hallows had.

Knight Errant: Yates is adding a new, twist ending to make up for the awful epilogue Deathly Hallows had.

Sure as hell couldn't make it any worse.

Seriously, we still care about this?

As Harry Potter fans, who is surpised?

I am still continuously surpised at how contriversial (sp, I'm sure) these books are. An adolescent boy, going through adolescent things... ZOMG SEX!!!!

Seriously, let it go, Christian right. You have Dragon Age Origins to worry about.

Harry Potter films jumped the shark after Voldemort killed Cedric Diggory and turned him into a vampire.

well considering that the last book is beign split into 2 movies, they most likely going to be adding a lot of shiat.

"You haff no business here. The tent is for champions. And...friends."


/Viktor Krum has no friends :(

Snape farked Dumbledore to death.

This is pointless...WTF would they have Harry be naked if not just to have Harry be naked? Selling sex to young girls...why don't they spray hot white foam on them too.

Elvis_Bogart: The only thing I can think of is when Ron is under the influence of one of the horcruxes and mistakenly thinks that Hermione is rejecting him for Harry and imagines them together.

I cannot believe I actually cared enough to type this.

Meh, sure this has been mentioned but it's too latre at night read the thread... Wasn't there a part where Harry stripped to dive into a pond to retrieve the swrod of gryffindor? (Of course dumbass left the horcrux on)

I'm not saying it's necessary or I want to see it, but it could work there.

orava: He takes off his robe and wizard hat?..

Came to post this, been taken care of already, off to other threads.

srhp29: This is pointless...WTF would they have Harry be naked if not just to have Harry be naked? Selling sex to young girls...why don't they spray hot white foam on them too.


I'm sensing a porno theater promotion here....

What it might be like.... (new window)

Thought there was a scene where Harry is standing in Genny's bedroom trying to be nonchalant thinking of 'stolen moments' back on the grounds at Hogwarts.

richw: What it might be like.... (new window)

Man, brings back memories. Of when Lindsay Lohan was hot, and SNL was kind of funny.

What the guy in the first *boobies* post said.

You mean you all don't remember Harry's wet, hot nude scene in Goblet of Fire? All that moaning...Myrtle?

Hey, Stew, have you read "Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing"?
No, I haven't read it, but I have read the complete works of the romantic poet and visionary William Blake.. so fark OFF!