You mean Star Trek: TNG bit player.

The English Major: SpinStopper: gadian: You mean Star Trek: TNG bit player.

Well, that too ;)

He has brought shame and dishonor to the House of Martok. He must take the only honorable course of action and kill himself.

Definitely a worse character than Wesley. Much much worse. I'm glad they got rid of him. Wil might even agree with me.

Les Stroud???

I don't know if the neck tattoo makes cops pay more attention to you, or if you are required to get the neck tattoo as part of being a degenerate criminal, but there must be some correlation there.

"If you loved Home Alone, you'll love Blank Check!"

Looks like a cock and balls on the left side.

80's child stars really don't have a good track record, do they?

/ Dana Plato and Todd Bridges come to mind...
// Ashley & Mary-Kate Olsen...
/// ...don't forget Kirk Cameron.
//// And then there's Wil (I kid)

Forbidden Doughnut: 80's child stars really don't have a good track record, do they?

/ Dana Plato and Todd Bridges come to mind...
// Ashley & Mary-Kate Olsen...
/// ...don't forget Kirk Cameron.
//// And then there's Wil (I kid)

I would imagine there were far fewer laws, support structures, and even less financial planning regarding child stars then.

Hippies shouldn't raise kids.

I though this would be Nick, the "eeeh" guy.

at least he didn't go on to host 'Teen Win, Lose, or Draw'.

It is very thoughtful of him to have pretty artwork on his neck so other inmates can enjoy it while he is sucking their dick.

I'm sure those lovely neck tattoos will get him plenty of movie offers.

Sha la la la indeed. Yeesh.

Nothin says 'Hard Core' like a butterfly tattoo around the neck.

/Sha-na-na-naaaaaaa

You can define a loser by his neck tattoos, but I define one by the inability to market his Trek-laden childhood into some sort of career. Think about it: this loser was in Trek during the honey days right before it got sunk. If he had a little bit of a brain, he could have been doing conventions and getting some scratch and a little respect from some fans and maybe even a little tail. Yeah, it would be a pathetic existence, but it would be a little bit better than dicking around in Colorado being white trash.

Seriously, he could have made something from his pathetic days as a child actor. He would have been pathetic, but there's a difference between keeping your options open and not being a Kid Rock wannabe.

ALEX IS KING

Mallory!!!

/Sit Ubu, sit... Good dog.

FunkOut: Guntram Shatterhand: You can define a loser by his neck tattoos, but I define one by the inability to market his Trek-laden childhood into some sort of career. Think about it: this loser was in Trek during the honey days right before it got sunk. If he had a little bit of a brain, he could have been doing conventions and getting some scratch and a little respect from some fans and maybe even a little tail. Yeah, it would be a pathetic existence, but it would be a little bit better than dicking around in Colorado being white trash.

Seriously, he could have made something from his pathetic days as a child actor. He would have been pathetic, but there's a difference between keeping your options open and not being a Kid Rock wannabe.

He's a bipolar alchoholic drug addict. He probably would have been the same had he never acted and only worked at Burger King or if he had went to private school and been a rich kid. His brain chemistry is out of whack.

Okay, but I'm guessing he had access to a psychologist at some point during his professional life and could have solved that. Even if he didn't, the life of a convention dork is easy money and even if he was disturbed he would have been attracted by the fast and easy cash that sitting still for hours and humoring geeks would have provided.

What would Tina Yothers do?

ParadisePornoTheater: What would Tina Yothers do?

Probably watch her Married with Children episode and cry when she realizes the only major role she's had in the last fifteen years is a cameo in the fading days of a Fox show.

What would we do baby, Without Us?

Sha la la la.

Guntram Shatterhand: FunkOut: Guntram Shatterhand:

He's a bipolar alchoholic drug addict. He probably would have been the same had he never acted and only worked at Burger King or if he had went to private school and been a rich kid. His brain chemistry is out of whack.

Okay, but I'm guessing he had access to a psychologist at some point during his professional life and could have solved that.

Psychologists play at curing mental illness, but they're still in the 'leeches and blood letting' stage of their branch of medicine.

I am having trouble finding anything but pity for this guy. I'd still like to see him locked away for everyone else's safety, but I still feel sorry for him.

Oh God, Family Ties is unraveling right before our eyes...

ParadisePornoTheater: What would Tina Yothers do?

Do a triple penetration vomit video with trannies?

Crudbucket: Aarontology: A butterfly? Really?



What?! You think this is gay, huh? Is that what you said, you scrawny piece of shiat? Oh, this isn't gay! But King Gorilla over there is, and I'll bet he can't wait to break off a piece of your dick in his ass!

You - get up! I SAID GET THE fark UP! What's your name? YOUR NAME IS biatch! And I own you. YOU'RE PROPERTY! And when I'm tired of having sex with every hole God drilled in your slender frame - King Gorilla, you got a cigarette? There, I just sold you for a cigarette, and I don't smoke!

Holy shiat, you're Aaron farking Tology! King, I gotta buy my biatch back, here's your cigarette.

\For the win
\Thread over roll credits.