Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

well she did act like she was having sex with Tom Cruise for all those years.

I went to Australia once when I was little and there was this animal park there where they sold you potato chips to feed to the kangaroos and wallabies and stuff and they kept koalas in this dark chicken coop and brought one out once in a while for all the dumb tourists to see. We weren't like tourists though because we worse socks and sandals like the locals so we totally blended in. Anyhow, my dad was feeding his chips to a wallaby and my mom was taking pictures of it and all, because he's like Dr. Dolittle or something and animals are just drawn to him. So while that's going on, this emu gets all jealous and stuff and starts running toward my dad because he wants to get his sodium high or has a chemical imbalance that can only be resolved by eating potato product and my dad sees him and takes off. So my dad is running around this corral where they keep the animals with this five foot tall bird chasing him around and he sees one of the people that works at the park and runs toward her figuring that she can get the emu away from him or hit it with a tranq dart or something. He picked the wrong lady though because she was going into the chicken coop to rustle up a koala for these German tourist kids to pet. So my dad doesn't see these kids because he's turned around to see if bird-zilla is gonna eat him or rape his face or something and he knocks one of those little German shiats into the coop. They don't tell you on Animal Planet, but you don't want to get shoved into a chicken coop full of koalas and yell stuff in German because those little bastards are vicious, and they'll tear up your face with their claws if you wake 'em up. Anyhow, my dad tripped up and the bag of chips went flying and that emu went for the bag instead of my Dad which was cool. We got pictures of a wombat too!

OgreMagi: mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

So do Al Gore and Michael Moore. So what.

Al Gore never won the Oscar, the director did not him.

Spookync: demonfaerie: OgreMagi: mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

So do Al Gore and Michael Moore. So what.

Al Gore never won the Oscar, the director did not him.


Really? Then he got a free one just for being Al.

The director wanted him to come up and give a speech and he got to hold the Oscar. He stared in the film, but he wasn't a producer or director and I think you need to be a director of the film to get the Oscar for the documentary category.

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