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2009-12-07 12:14:34 PM
Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.
 
2009-12-07 12:37:07 PM
Also genuinely beautiful and possessed of integrity. I guess that doesn't hold a candle to Emma Watts though, eh Subbs?
 
2009-12-07 02:06:35 PM
well she did act like she was having sex with Tom Cruise for all those years.
 
2009-12-07 02:26:22 PM
www.hecklerspray.com

/ would totally spackle her drywall
 
2009-12-07 02:32:32 PM
I went to Australia once when I was little and there was this animal park there where they sold you potato chips to feed to the kangaroos and wallabies and stuff and they kept koalas in this dark chicken coop and brought one out once in a while for all the dumb tourists to see. We weren't like tourists though because we worse socks and sandals like the locals so we totally blended in. Anyhow, my dad was feeding his chips to a wallaby and my mom was taking pictures of it and all, because he's like Dr. Dolittle or something and animals are just drawn to him. So while that's going on, this emu gets all jealous and stuff and starts running toward my dad because he wants to get his sodium high or has a chemical imbalance that can only be resolved by eating potato product and my dad sees him and takes off. So my dad is running around this corral where they keep the animals with this five foot tall bird chasing him around and he sees one of the people that works at the park and runs toward her figuring that she can get the emu away from him or hit it with a tranq dart or something. He picked the wrong lady though because she was going into the chicken coop to rustle up a koala for these German tourist kids to pet. So my dad doesn't see these kids because he's turned around to see if bird-zilla is gonna eat him or rape his face or something and he knocks one of those little German shiats into the coop. They don't tell you on Animal Planet, but you don't want to get shoved into a chicken coop full of koalas and yell stuff in German because those little bastards are vicious, and they'll tear up your face with their claws if you wake 'em up. Anyhow, my dad tripped up and the bag of chips went flying and that emu went for the bag instead of my Dad which was cool. We got pictures of a wombat too!
 
2009-12-07 03:10:06 PM
bullwinkl: I went to Australia once when I was little

I've never been to Australia although my mother has and she brought home some vegemite and it was awful but I did eat a couple of times at an Outback Steakhouse and it was pretty good except the bloomin' onion is really nothing more than a sliced onion deep fried and not half as good as proper onion rings and you can't eat more than a few bites of it without getting beaten down by all the grease in it. I've also had Australian wines and they are pretty good and lots of them have pretty labels, and I saw a couple of Paul Hogan movies and Breaker Morant and Gallipoli and one with someone called Yahoo Serious who didn't really seem all that serious.

And dismitter is a moran if he/she thinks Kidman can't act.
 
2009-12-07 04:36:42 PM
I everybody loves to shiat all over it, but I love Eyes Wide Shut.

/but then again, I think Kubrick was an unparalleled genius
 
2009-12-07 04:37:27 PM
Bonanza Jellybean: I everybody loves to shiat all over it, but I love Eyes Wide Shut.

/but then again, I think Kubrick was an unparalleled genius


*Sigh* I accidentally half of my sentence.

/durr
 
2009-12-07 04:37:29 PM
The entire range of Nicole Kidman's acting abilities, in a 2 minute film. (YouTube)
 
2009-12-07 04:41:13 PM
Go see "Brithday Girl" subby. You can thank me later.
 
2009-12-07 04:45:29 PM
bullwinkl: I went to Australia once when I was little and there was this animal park there where they sold you potato chips to feed to the kangaroos and wallabies and stuff and they kept koalas in this dark chicken coop and brought one out once in a while for all the dumb tourists to see. We weren't like tourists though because we worse socks and sandals like the locals so we totally blended in. Anyhow, my dad was feeding his chips to a wallaby and my mom was taking pictures of it and all, because he's like Dr. Dolittle or something and animals are just drawn to him. So while that's going on, this emu gets all jealous and stuff and starts running toward my dad because he wants to get his sodium high or has a chemical imbalance that can only be resolved by eating potato product and my dad sees him and takes off. So my dad is running around this corral where they keep the animals with this five foot tall bird chasing him around and he sees one of the people that works at the park and runs toward her figuring that she can get the emu away from him or hit it with a tranq dart or something. He picked the wrong lady though because she was going into the chicken coop to rustle up a koala for these German tourist kids to pet. So my dad doesn't see these kids because he's turned around to see if bird-zilla is gonna eat him or rape his face or something and he knocks one of those little German shiats into the coop. They don't tell you on Animal Planet, but you don't want to get shoved into a chicken coop full of koalas and yell stuff in German because those little bastards are vicious, and they'll tear up your face with their claws if you wake 'em up. Anyhow, my dad tripped up and the bag of chips went flying and that emu went for the bag instead of my Dad which was cool. We got pictures of a wombat too!

You're obviously fishing for this, so here it is:

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2009-12-07 04:45:31 PM
She's also a pretty good singer, if Moulin Rouge is anything to go by.

/Liked a lot of her early work
//Also, she's not afraid to mix it up with some goofy movies here and there, then some serious roles.
 
2009-12-07 04:45:38 PM
I'd put some meat on that toothpick.
 
2009-12-07 04:49:06 PM
NuttierThanEver: well she did act like she was having sex with Tom Cruise for all those years.

Hee hee hee, hahahahahaha,
Now, see folks, THAT is some funny stuff right there.
 
2009-12-07 04:49:10 PM
Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: I'd put some meat on that toothpick.

Check out "To Die For"... at that point, she really was.

/rowr
//translation for any Brits lurking here: phwoar
 
2009-12-07 04:51:54 PM
I'd hate to see her go, but I would love to watch her leave...

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2009-12-07 04:53:27 PM
celebrityandworld.files.wordpress.com

I'm sure that subby's standards are so much higher...
 
2009-12-07 05:00:30 PM
Headlines like this are why people have 3-4,000 greenlights.

BORING
 
2009-12-07 05:17:32 PM
...i'd redesign her interior with warm, white paint...
 
2009-12-07 05:24:06 PM
Has she looked in the mirror lately, what makes her think she'd be a good designer? Her face is freaky weird nowadays.
 
2009-12-07 05:38:06 PM
mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

so is al gore. your point?
 
2009-12-07 05:49:23 PM
mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

Awards are pretty meaningless. Gold crap has nothing to do with talent. Never has and never will.
 
2009-12-07 05:49:52 PM
Her husband needs a haircut.
 
2009-12-07 05:53:40 PM
Nicole Kidman is one of my girl crushes - LEAVE HER ALONE!!!

/seriously, if I were her, I'd have a lot less dignity. I'd be spilling the beans about Tom and the Scientologists everywhere I could. What does she have to lose? He doesn't let her see their children, that fark.
 
2009-12-07 05:54:38 PM
Got Botox?

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2009-12-07 05:55:53 PM
mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

So is Cher.
 
2009-12-07 05:57:33 PM
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2009-12-07 05:58:05 PM
Um......hey, Subby.
Your example of being edgy has failed.
i81.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-07 05:58:28 PM
Lloyd Braun: mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

So is Cher.




...who deserved it for "Mask", but not "Moonstruck".
 
2009-12-07 05:59:37 PM
Plus, it's not like interior design is easy.
 
2009-12-07 06:00:13 PM
BOTOX ALERT!!!
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2009-12-07 06:04:08 PM
Of course, the real prize goes to Olivia Newton-John and her daughter Chloe...
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2009-12-07 06:07:59 PM
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2009-12-07 06:18:45 PM
mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

So do Al Gore and Michael Moore. So what.
 
2009-12-07 06:30:14 PM
She can act.

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2009-12-07 06:44:28 PM
we_hates: She can act.

Matter of opinion. The Academy Award is a popularity contest of insiders.
 
2009-12-07 07:08:51 PM
OgreMagi: mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

So do Al Gore and Michael Moore. So what.


Al Gore never won the Oscar, the director did not him.
 
2009-12-07 07:19:50 PM
demonfaerie: OgreMagi: mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

So do Al Gore and Michael Moore. So what.

Al Gore never won the Oscar, the director did not him.



Really? Then he got a free one just for being Al.

www.swamppolitics.com
 
2009-12-07 08:27:03 PM
schattenteufel: I'd hate to see her go, but I would love to watch her leave...

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I just want to watch her ride.
 
2009-12-07 08:55:02 PM
mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

That means very little ever since American Beauty won an Academy Award.
 
2009-12-07 09:10:05 PM
Spookync: demonfaerie: OgreMagi: mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

So do Al Gore and Michael Moore. So what.

Al Gore never won the Oscar, the director did not him.


Really? Then he got a free one just for being Al.


The director wanted him to come up and give a speech and he got to hold the Oscar. He stared in the film, but he wasn't a producer or director and I think you need to be a director of the film to get the Oscar for the documentary category.

Link (new window)
 
2009-12-07 09:25:24 PM
OgreMagi: mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

So do Al Gore and Michael Moore. So what.


Yeah, totally! Because they don't give out separate awards for acting, directing, writing, or anything. It's just "oscars", and all of them are the same.
 
2009-12-07 09:48:43 PM
Hey haters, the less you want, the more for me. Now GTFO.
 
2009-12-07 10:22:35 PM
Passive Aggressive Larry: OgreMagi: mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

So do Al Gore and Michael Moore. So what.

Yeah, totally! Because they don't give out separate awards for acting, directing, writing, or anything. It's just "oscars", and all of them are the same.


Aaaah, but wait! Nominations are made by Academy members in their perspective field (i.e. actors nominate actors, screen writers nominate screen writers, etc).

However...

The Academy's entire active membership is eligible to select Oscar winners in all categories, although in five - Animated Short Film, Live Action Short Film, Documentary Feature, Documentary Short Subject, and Foreign Language Film - members can vote only after attesting they have seen all of the nominated films in those categories.
citation here (new window)

So all categories are voted for by basically (must take in account those five categories)the same group of people.
 
2009-12-07 10:24:45 PM
wildsnowllama: mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

That means very little ever since American Beauty won an Academy Award.


Woah now there hoss. American Beauty was brilliant.
 
2009-12-07 10:28:29 PM
kenposan: wildsnowllama: mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

That means very little ever since American Beauty won an Academy Award.

Woah now there hoss. American Beauty was brilliant.


*Checks User Profile*

Ohio, eh? That explains things.

;p I keed, I keed
 
2009-12-07 10:43:57 PM
wildsnowllama: Passive Aggressive Larry: OgreMagi: mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

So do Al Gore and Michael Moore. So what.

Yeah, totally! Because they don't give out separate awards for acting, directing, writing, or anything. It's just "oscars", and all of them are the same.

Aaaah, but wait! Nominations are made by Academy members in their perspective field (i.e. actors nominate actors, screen writers nominate screen writers, etc).

However...

The Academy's entire active membership is eligible to select Oscar winners in all categories, although in five - Animated Short Film, Live Action Short Film, Documentary Feature, Documentary Short Subject, and Foreign Language Film - members can vote only after attesting they have seen all of the nominated films in those categories.
citation here (new window)

So all categories are voted for by basically (must take in account those five categories)the same group of people.


That has always been the problem with "peer" awards. They don't really exist.

Plus everyone lies and says they have seen all the nominated films.
 
2009-12-07 10:58:01 PM
demonfaerie: Spookync: demonfaerie: OgreMagi: mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

So do Al Gore and Michael Moore. So what.

Al Gore never won the Oscar, the director did not him.


Really? Then he got a free one just for being Al.

The director wanted him to come up and give a speech and he got to hold the Oscar. He stared in the film, but he wasn't a producer or director and I think you need to be a director of the film to get the Oscar for the documentary category.

Link (new window)



Ah very good - then I hurled for nothing that night.
 
2009-12-07 10:58:48 PM
I'd still drag my nut sack over a mile of broken glass for one night with her.
 
2009-12-07 11:10:04 PM
Pope Michael of Discordia: I'd still drag my nut sack over a mile of broken glass for one night with her.

I too would drag your nut sack over a mile of broken glass for one night with her.
 
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