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mryoop789

2009-12-07 12:14:34 PM

Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

chemical_angel

2009-12-07 12:37:07 PM

Also genuinely beautiful and possessed of integrity. I guess that doesn't hold a candle to Emma Watts though, eh Subbs?

NuttierThanEver

2009-12-07 02:06:35 PM

well she did act like she was having sex with Tom Cruise for all those years.

veedeevadeevoodee

2009-12-07 02:26:22 PM

/ would totally spackle her drywall

bullwinkl

2009-12-07 02:32:32 PM

I went to Australia once when I was little and there was this animal park there where they sold you potato chips to feed to the kangaroos and wallabies and stuff and they kept koalas in this dark chicken coop and brought one out once in a while for all the dumb tourists to see. We weren't like tourists though because we worse socks and sandals like the locals so we totally blended in. Anyhow, my dad was feeding his chips to a wallaby and my mom was taking pictures of it and all, because he's like Dr. Dolittle or something and animals are just drawn to him. So while that's going on, this emu gets all jealous and stuff and starts running toward my dad because he wants to get his sodium high or has a chemical imbalance that can only be resolved by eating potato product and my dad sees him and takes off. So my dad is running around this corral where they keep the animals with this five foot tall bird chasing him around and he sees one of the people that works at the park and runs toward her figuring that she can get the emu away from him or hit it with a tranq dart or something. He picked the wrong lady though because she was going into the chicken coop to rustle up a koala for these German tourist kids to pet. So my dad doesn't see these kids because he's turned around to see if bird-zilla is gonna eat him or rape his face or something and he knocks one of those little German shiats into the coop. They don't tell you on Animal Planet, but you don't want to get shoved into a chicken coop full of koalas and yell stuff in German because those little bastards are vicious, and they'll tear up your face with their claws if you wake 'em up. Anyhow, my dad tripped up and the bag of chips went flying and that emu went for the bag instead of my Dad which was cool. We got pictures of a wombat too!

oldebayer

2009-12-07 03:10:06 PM

bullwinkl: I went to Australia once when I was little

I've never been to Australia although my mother has and she brought home some vegemite and it was awful but I did eat a couple of times at an Outback Steakhouse and it was pretty good except the bloomin' onion is really nothing more than a sliced onion deep fried and not half as good as proper onion rings and you can't eat more than a few bites of it without getting beaten down by all the grease in it. I've also had Australian wines and they are pretty good and lots of them have pretty labels, and I saw a couple of Paul Hogan movies and Breaker Morant and Gallipoli and one with someone called Yahoo Serious who didn't really seem all that serious.

And dismitter is a moran if he/she thinks Kidman can't act.

Bonanza Jellybean

2009-12-07 04:36:42 PM

I everybody loves to shiat all over it, but I love Eyes Wide Shut.

/but then again, I think Kubrick was an unparalleled genius

Bonanza Jellybean

2009-12-07 04:37:27 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: I everybody loves to shiat all over it, but I love Eyes Wide Shut.

/but then again, I think Kubrick was an unparalleled genius

*Sigh* I accidentally half of my sentence.

/durr

Control_this

2009-12-07 04:37:29 PM

The entire range of Nicole Kidman's acting abilities, in a 2 minute film. (YouTube)

for good or for awesome

2009-12-07 04:41:13 PM

Go see "Brithday Girl" subby. You can thank me later.

Altman

2009-12-07 04:45:29 PM

bullwinkl: I went to Australia once when I was little and there was this animal park there where they sold you potato chips to feed to the kangaroos and wallabies and stuff and they kept koalas in this dark chicken coop and brought one out once in a while for all the dumb tourists to see. We weren't like tourists though because we worse socks and sandals like the locals so we totally blended in. Anyhow, my dad was feeding his chips to a wallaby and my mom was taking pictures of it and all, because he's like Dr. Dolittle or something and animals are just drawn to him. So while that's going on, this emu gets all jealous and stuff and starts running toward my dad because he wants to get his sodium high or has a chemical imbalance that can only be resolved by eating potato product and my dad sees him and takes off. So my dad is running around this corral where they keep the animals with this five foot tall bird chasing him around and he sees one of the people that works at the park and runs toward her figuring that she can get the emu away from him or hit it with a tranq dart or something. He picked the wrong lady though because she was going into the chicken coop to rustle up a koala for these German tourist kids to pet. So my dad doesn't see these kids because he's turned around to see if bird-zilla is gonna eat him or rape his face or something and he knocks one of those little German shiats into the coop. They don't tell you on Animal Planet, but you don't want to get shoved into a chicken coop full of koalas and yell stuff in German because those little bastards are vicious, and they'll tear up your face with their claws if you wake 'em up. Anyhow, my dad tripped up and the bag of chips went flying and that emu went for the bag instead of my Dad which was cool. We got pictures of a wombat too!

You're obviously fishing for this, so here it is:

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RadicalArcher

2009-12-07 04:45:31 PM

She's also a pretty good singer, if Moulin Rouge is anything to go by.

/Liked a lot of her early work
//Also, she's not afraid to mix it up with some goofy movies here and there, then some serious roles.

Pump_ThePurpleWarrior

2009-12-07 04:45:38 PM

I'd put some meat on that toothpick.

Mtop18

2009-12-07 04:49:06 PM

NuttierThanEver: well she did act like she was having sex with Tom Cruise for all those years.

Hee hee hee, hahahahahaha,
Now, see folks, THAT is some funny stuff right there.

docmattic

2009-12-07 04:49:10 PM

Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: I'd put some meat on that toothpick.

Check out "To Die For"... at that point, she really was.

/rowr
//translation for any Brits lurking here: phwoar

schattenteufel

2009-12-07 04:51:54 PM

I'd hate to see her go, but I would love to watch her leave...

lh4.ggpht.com

T-Servo

2009-12-07 04:53:27 PM

I'm sure that subby's standards are so much higher...

Lipspinach

2009-12-07 05:00:30 PM

Headlines like this are why people have 3-4,000 greenlights.

BORING

ah_look_at_all_the_lonely_people

2009-12-07 05:17:32 PM

...i'd redesign her interior with warm, white paint...

farkMcFark

2009-12-07 05:24:06 PM

Has she looked in the mirror lately, what makes her think she'd be a good designer? Her face is freaky weird nowadays.

Spookync

2009-12-07 05:38:06 PM

mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

so is al gore. your point?

T.M.S.

2009-12-07 05:49:23 PM

mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

Awards are pretty meaningless. Gold crap has nothing to do with talent. Never has and never will.

Boyd Schidt

2009-12-07 05:49:52 PM

Her husband needs a haircut.

KwameKilstrawberry

2009-12-07 05:53:40 PM

Nicole Kidman is one of my girl crushes - LEAVE HER ALONE!!!

/seriously, if I were her, I'd have a lot less dignity. I'd be spilling the beans about Tom and the Scientologists everywhere I could. What does she have to lose? He doesn't let her see their children, that fark.

DansLaLuna

2009-12-07 05:54:38 PM

Got Botox?

i276.photobucket.com

Lloyd Braun

2009-12-07 05:55:53 PM

mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

So is Cher.

zabadu

2009-12-07 05:57:33 PM

Heroic Poser

2009-12-07 05:58:05 PM

Um......hey, Subby.
Your example of being edgy has failed.

KwameKilstrawberry

2009-12-07 05:58:28 PM

Lloyd Braun: mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

So is Cher.

...who deserved it for "Mask", but not "Moonstruck".

T.M.S.

2009-12-07 05:59:37 PM

Plus, it's not like interior design is easy.

zabadu

2009-12-07 06:00:13 PM

BOTOX ALERT!!!

zabadu

2009-12-07 06:04:08 PM

Of course, the real prize goes to Olivia Newton-John and her daughter Chloe...

zabadu

2009-12-07 06:07:59 PM

OgreMagi

2009-12-07 06:18:45 PM

mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

So do Al Gore and Michael Moore. So what.

we_hates

2009-12-07 06:30:14 PM

She can act.

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zabadu

2009-12-07 06:44:28 PM

we_hates: She can act.

Matter of opinion. The Academy Award is a popularity contest of insiders.

demonfaerie

2009-12-07 07:08:51 PM

OgreMagi: mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

So do Al Gore and Michael Moore. So what.

Al Gore never won the Oscar, the director did not him.

Spookync

2009-12-07 07:19:50 PM

demonfaerie: OgreMagi: mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

So do Al Gore and Michael Moore. So what.

Al Gore never won the Oscar, the director did not him.

Really? Then he got a free one just for being Al.

Fishbulb30w

2009-12-07 08:27:03 PM

schattenteufel: I'd hate to see her go, but I would love to watch her leave...

s50.photobucket.com

I just want to watch her ride.

wildsnowllama

2009-12-07 08:55:02 PM

mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

That means very little ever since American Beauty won an Academy Award.

demonfaerie

2009-12-07 09:10:05 PM

Spookync: demonfaerie: OgreMagi: mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

So do Al Gore and Michael Moore. So what.

Al Gore never won the Oscar, the director did not him.

Really? Then he got a free one just for being Al.

The director wanted him to come up and give a speech and he got to hold the Oscar. He stared in the film, but he wasn't a producer or director and I think you need to be a director of the film to get the Oscar for the documentary category.

Link (new window)

Passive Aggressive Larry

2009-12-07 09:25:24 PM

OgreMagi: mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

So do Al Gore and Michael Moore. So what.

Yeah, totally! Because they don't give out separate awards for acting, directing, writing, or anything. It's just "oscars", and all of them are the same.

Your Average Witty Fark User

2009-12-07 09:48:43 PM

Hey haters, the less you want, the more for me. Now GTFO.

wildsnowllama

2009-12-07 10:22:35 PM

Passive Aggressive Larry: OgreMagi: mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

So do Al Gore and Michael Moore. So what.

Yeah, totally! Because they don't give out separate awards for acting, directing, writing, or anything. It's just "oscars", and all of them are the same.

Aaaah, but wait! Nominations are made by Academy members in their perspective field (i.e. actors nominate actors, screen writers nominate screen writers, etc).

However...

The Academy's entire active membership is eligible to select Oscar winners in all categories, although in five - Animated Short Film, Live Action Short Film, Documentary Feature, Documentary Short Subject, and Foreign Language Film - members can vote only after attesting they have seen all of the nominated films in those categories.
citation here (new window)

So all categories are voted for by basically (must take in account those five categories)the same group of people.

kenposan

2009-12-07 10:24:45 PM

wildsnowllama: mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

That means very little ever since American Beauty won an Academy Award.

Woah now there hoss. American Beauty was brilliant.

wildsnowllama

2009-12-07 10:28:29 PM

kenposan: wildsnowllama: mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

That means very little ever since American Beauty won an Academy Award.

Woah now there hoss. American Beauty was brilliant.

*Checks User Profile*

Ohio, eh? That explains things.

;p I keed, I keed

T.M.S.

2009-12-07 10:43:57 PM

wildsnowllama: Passive Aggressive Larry: OgreMagi: mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

So do Al Gore and Michael Moore. So what.

Yeah, totally! Because they don't give out separate awards for acting, directing, writing, or anything. It's just "oscars", and all of them are the same.

Aaaah, but wait! Nominations are made by Academy members in their perspective field (i.e. actors nominate actors, screen writers nominate screen writers, etc).

However...

The Academy's entire active membership is eligible to select Oscar winners in all categories, although in five - Animated Short Film, Live Action Short Film, Documentary Feature, Documentary Short Subject, and Foreign Language Film - members can vote only after attesting they have seen all of the nominated films in those categories.
citation here (new window)

So all categories are voted for by basically (must take in account those five categories)the same group of people.

That has always been the problem with "peer" awards. They don't really exist.

Plus everyone lies and says they have seen all the nominated films.

Spookync

2009-12-07 10:58:01 PM

demonfaerie: Spookync: demonfaerie: OgreMagi: mryoop789: Uh, she's an Academy Award winner.

So do Al Gore and Michael Moore. So what.

Al Gore never won the Oscar, the director did not him.

Really? Then he got a free one just for being Al.

The director wanted him to come up and give a speech and he got to hold the Oscar. He stared in the film, but he wasn't a producer or director and I think you need to be a director of the film to get the Oscar for the documentary category.

Link (new window)

Ah very good - then I hurled for nothing that night.

Pope Michael of Discordia

2009-12-07 10:58:48 PM

I'd still drag my nut sack over a mile of broken glass for one night with her.

SharkTrager

2009-12-07 11:10:04 PM

Pope Michael of Discordia: I'd still drag my nut sack over a mile of broken glass for one night with her.

I too would drag your nut sack over a mile of broken glass for one night with her.

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