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		It's not so much that Hollywood is out of ideas as the ones they have left are incredibly stupid. New Line has decided to give the holiday classic, "the Nutcracker" the Michael Bay treatment (news.yahoo.com)		14
		More: Asinine, Hollywood Reporter, New Line, nutcracker, Bryan Singer, fairytale, Darren Lemke, ballet, Christmas Eve

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greentea1985

2009-12-07 08:27:44 AM

Missing an "m" subby?

GurneyHalleck

2009-12-07 11:42:28 AM

No, Hollywood is flooded with good scripts each day. But the idea of taking a risk on a new script is repulsive to executives when they can simply remake something that already has brand recognition and dumb it down so that the intellectually weak majority can access it.

rmz

2009-12-07 02:10:31 PM

But will it have a giant battery with the voice of Pat Morita?

Hagbard Celine Dion

2009-12-07 03:14:18 PM

The "urban-youth" sugar plum fairy is gonna be the bomb.

Faps_in_the_kitchen

2009-12-07 03:19:49 PM

GurneyHalleck: No, Hollywood is flooded with good scripts each day. But the idea of taking a risk on a new script is repulsive to executives when they can simply remake something that already has brand recognition and dumb it down so that the intellectually weak majority can access it.

Pretty much nailed it right there. Why take the risk of making something new and good when you can do Transformers 3 and guarantee truckloads of money?

/Took my kids to see Transformers Revenge of The Fallen
//Still want my $21 back

MDGeist

2009-12-07 03:19:54 PM

Cool, this could make The Nutcracker actually interesting to watch. It would take a lot of work, but maybe.

PizzaJedi81

2009-12-07 03:22:27 PM

Let me check and see if I started caring in the 24 hours since the last time this got greened...

Nope.

AnotherBluesStringer

2009-12-07 03:23:44 PM

Michael "Boom-Boom" Bay directs "The Nutcracker."

More explosions and less story!

Starring celebrities no one really cares for!

Gravitholus

2009-12-07 03:25:03 PM

Two hours of Michael Bay getting kicked in the family jewels? I got no problem with that.

TheOriginalEd

2009-12-07 03:53:41 PM

The story behind the nutcracker is pretty action packed. I dont know what peoples problem with this is honestly. Given the choice Id rather watch the action flick than dudes in tights.

PizzaJedi81

2009-12-07 03:56:21 PM

TheOriginalEd: The story behind the nutcracker is pretty action packed. I dont know what peoples problem with this is honestly. Given the choice Id rather watch the action flick than dudes in tights.

How about...an action flick WITH dudes in tights?

calbert

2009-12-07 04:16:27 PM

repeat (new window)

MysticSavage

2009-12-07 04:20:36 PM

So, with this, "Ow, My Balls - The Movie" should be greenlit for next Christmas.

Humanity needs to be rebooted...stat.

Brainsick

2009-12-07 04:42:18 PM

MysticSavage: So, with this, "Ow, My Balls - The Movie" should be greenlit for next Christmas.

Humanity needs to be rebooted...stat.

www.channel4.com

Frank Cross: I want to see her nipples.
Censor Lady: But this is a CHRISTMAS show.
Frank Cross: Well, I'm sure Charles Dickens would have wanted to see her nipples.
Carpenter: You can barely see them nipples.
Frank Cross: See? And these guys are REALLY looking.

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