Heh. My wife did something like that once.

We were drinking at home, and I suggested that she'd had enough. I went to the bathroom.

When I came back, she was gone and so was the booze.

The cops brought her back about 4-5 hours later. I hadn't called them. They found her all on their own, wandering around on foot ;)

If he doesn't turn up at the pub, there is a very simple map you can consult:



/ Hot like Aunschluss

As if knowing the police are looking for you is a good enough reason to stop drinking. And you're not drunk if you can clearly walk out the door under your own power.

/born and bred in melbourne

Actually, when an Australian man goes missing without a chase, run like fark because the drop bears are coming

My Aussie bartender friend tells me that the locals are quite rowdy at the bars. She says there are fights every night and a number of people thrown out, at least at the bar where she works. This is standard at any bar in Australia, she claims. As you're just standing around, minding your business, you will likely be accosted by some Aussie d-bags who will start shiat with you based on your nationality, or because they don't like your face. Punches will be thrown freely.

Any down-under Farkers care to confirm?

Treehugger,

You know it's false. What your bartender friend is describing is Alabama.

Seamer: Treehugger,

You know it's false. What your bartender friend is describing is Alabama.

That's just a vile stereotype. In Alabama you will be raped at bars, not beaten.

TreeHugger: My Aussie bartender friend tells me that the locals are quite rowdy at the bars. She says there are fights every night and a number of people thrown out, at least at the bar where she works. This is standard at any bar in Australia, she claims. As you're just standing around, minding your business, you will likely be accosted by some Aussie d-bags who will start shiat with you based on your nationality, or because they don't like your face. Punches will be thrown freely.

Any down-under Farkers care to confirm?

Sounds more like Glasgow.

What actually went down:-

Link

Bonanza Jellybean: FTFA:

Do you know Michael? Contact the Mercury on 62300732 and tell us about him.

What?

They are digging up dirt. They are hoping someone calls with some juicy. So later they can run a story that says "Remember that dude we told you about? It turns out he's got a 3rd nipple and is a tranny"

TreeHugger: My Aussie bartender friend tells me that the locals are quite rowdy at the bars. She says there are fights every night and a number of people thrown out, at least at the bar where she works. This is standard at any bar in Australia, she claims. As you're just standing around, minding your business, you will likely be accosted by some Aussie d-bags who will start shiat with you based on your nationality, or because they don't like your face. Punches will be thrown freely.

Any down-under Farkers care to confirm?

I'm in an Aussie Pub where shiat is starting and punches are being thrown freely right now, so will most likely be getting a kick in the head.

This is what happens when you allow Australians to remove their ball and chain, people. They wander off.

luckyeddie: This is what happens when you allow Australians to remove their ball and chain, people. They wander off.

We prefer the term, "Go walk about"

Seamer: As if knowing the police are looking for you is a good enough reason to stop drinking. And you're not drunk if you can clearly walk out the door under your own power.

/born and bred in melbourne

At first I thought I knew you, then I read on and realised you were just like everyone else here ;-)

And, as an Aussie who lost a childhood friend in an unprovoked bar stabbing in Glasgow I can say:

sunbird: TreeHugger: As you're just standing around, minding your business, you will likely be accosted by some Aussie d-bags who will start shiat with you based on your nationality, or because they don't like your face.

Sounds more like Glasgow.

This, and

jpallan: sunbird: Punches will be thrown freely. Sounds more like Glasgow.

I've been planning a trip to Scotland for some time, and am even willing to trust my luggage to B.A. and the perils of Terminal 5 to fly into LHR and then directly into EDI. I am convinced that Glasgow is Scotland's answer to Detroit.

This. Though the closest I got to Detroit was London, Ontario - however I've seen the pics and I believe it

/14 BA flights, haven't lost anything ... yet
//But I've never transferred with them
///been inand out of T5 without incident too often to count
////must stop slashies

EVERY pub? this'll take a while...

Is this him?