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what_now

2009-12-06 06:05:36 PM

A Juggalo, or a Juggalette if you're a female, is the name for extreme fans of a heavy-metal/hip-hop band named Insane Clown Posse

Wait... this is a real thing?

Actual Farking

2009-12-06 07:55:58 PM

what_now: A Juggalo, or a Juggalette if you're a female, is the name for extreme fans of a heavy-metal/hip-hop band named Insane Clown Posse

Wait... this is a real thing?

Frighteningly real. (Video NSFW)

Pribar

2009-12-06 10:35:38 PM

Actual Farking: what_now: A Juggalo, or a Juggalette if you're a female, is the name for extreme fans of a heavy-metal/hip-hop band named Insane Clown Posse

Wait... this is a real thing?

Frighteningly real. (Video NSFW)

Sweet Jesus, a cluster bomb dropped there would raise the nations collective IQ by at least 10 points.

baka-san

2009-12-06 11:34:51 PM

You slap em, they cry.

flamingboard

2009-12-07 01:50:16 AM

all he wanted was a rusty axe.

/did he get his shiat?

Claude Ballse

2009-12-07 01:53:56 AM

flamingboard
all he wanted was a rusty axe.

/did he get his shiat?

Looking at the average Jullalette, he and every other juggalo is getting a fat biatch named Bridgette. So they've got that checked off of their lists. If only that was enough for them to die.

Rhaab

2009-12-07 01:55:02 AM

You mean... this ISN'T the Sid and Marty Krofft thing about a miniature pop band with insect wings?

Tsar_Bomba1

2009-12-07 01:55:30 AM

ShawnDoc

2009-12-07 01:55:49 AM

this is front page material? Really?

Fluffball

2009-12-07 01:56:06 AM

Comedy or tragedy?

www.photobasement.com

Efferus X

2009-12-07 01:56:36 AM

Societies bottom feeders. My ex considered herself one of these. It would probably help explain why she is such a waste of life.

/Cue Juggalo baby burial pic.

Mentalpatient87

2009-12-07 01:57:22 AM

what_now: A Juggalo, or a Juggalette if you're a female, is the name for extreme fans of a heavy-metal/hip-hop band named Insane Clown Posse

Wait... this is a real thing?

I know one.. Poor kid, he could really be a nice guy if he'd stop dedicating so much effort to freaking ICP.. They're fun to listen to every once in a while if you just want to get stupid, but I can't imagine referring to myself as a "Juggalo."

ThunderPelvis

2009-12-07 01:57:47 AM

Worshipping violent, musically-retarded clowns has to be the dumbest counter-culture movement I've ever seen.

/Fat, stupid, and painted up like a retarded clown is no way to go through life, son.

boobsrgood

2009-12-07 01:57:53 AM

I hate to admit it, but ICP has some amusing songs. "Fark the World" and "Redneck biatch" were in our Napster party rotation back in the day. If you've never seen a whole room full of people singing along to FTW, well, you should. They don't have to be "Juggalos". It's teh funnay.

I know nothing of these artists or their musical credibility, so I won't generalize about the band brainlessly like the rest of you surely will. As for the fans, kids who get emotionally caught up in music have way more in common with me and my friends than any ad exec or insurance salesman ever will. Juggalos may be silly, but it's a love for a cross between Hannah Montana and the Sex Pistols. How can that be a bad thing?

OddLlama

2009-12-07 01:59:45 AM

What horrid, horrid things, these people.

PDXBishop

2009-12-07 02:00:17 AM

boobsrgood: As for the fans, kids who get emotionally caught up in music have way more in common with me and my friends than any ad exec or insurance salesman ever will. Juggalos may be silly, but it's a love for a cross between Hannah Montana and the Sex Pistols. How can that be a bad thing?

Asked and answered.

aagrajag

2009-12-07 02:00:18 AM

Efferus X: Societies bottom feeders. My ex considered herself one of these. It would probably help explain why she is such a waste of life.

/Cue Juggalo baby burial pic.

You dated a Juggalette? You admit to this? Please tell us that she was one of the rare hot ones, or at least a freak *in* the sack as well as out of it...

flamingboard

2009-12-07 02:00:56 AM

Claude Ballse: flamingboard
all he wanted was a rusty axe.

/did he get his shiat?

Looking at the average Jullalette, he and every other juggalo is getting a fat biatch named Bridgette. So they've got that checked off of their lists. If only that was enough for them to die.

touche'

gothelder

2009-12-07 02:03:42 AM

I took a lass to an ICP show in San Francisco about 7 or 8 years ago.

She said it cured her of her clown fear.

Efferus X

2009-12-07 02:04:25 AM

aagrajag: You dated a Juggalette? You admit to this? Please tell us that she was one of the rare hot ones, or at least a freak *in* the sack as well as out of it...

Not something I'm proud of my good sir.

Redhead. Athletic build. Freak in the sack. Batshiat crazy.

She ended up having a cocaine addiction she kept hidden from me... go figure.

Dropped her like the crackwhore that she was.

/Hard to find a good chick into Metal these days. (I considered her liking of ICP a minor issue)

Fluffball

2009-12-07 02:05:13 AM

Efferus X: Societies bottom feeders. My ex considered herself one of these. It would probably help explain why she is such a waste of life.

/Cue Juggalo baby burial pic.

Well that's certainly an interesting simulpost we had.

sycraft

2009-12-07 02:06:00 AM

boobsrgood: I hate to admit it, but ICP has some amusing songs.

Nothing wrong with that. Liking a band, even a silly one, is no big deal. The problem is when you become a dedicated retard like these folks.

aagrajag

2009-12-07 02:06:34 AM

Efferus X: aagrajag: You dated a Juggalette? You admit to this? Please tell us that she was one of the rare hot ones, or at least a freak *in* the sack as well as out of it...

Not something I'm proud of my good sir.

Redhead. Athletic build. Freak in the sack. Batshiat crazy.

She ended up having a cocaine addiction she kept hidden from me... go figure.

Dropped her like the crackwhore that she was.

/Hard to find a good chick into Metal these days. (I considered her liking of ICP a minor issue)

Athletic redhead? Then I forgive you your transgression; in your shoes, I'd have done the same thing/girl.

lustfrog

2009-12-07 02:06:46 AM

Well, I used to like Faygo.

flamingboard

2009-12-07 02:08:47 AM

/window please

aagrajag

2009-12-07 02:09:40 AM

lustfrog: Well, I used to like Faygo.

What does that stuff taste like, anyway? Is there some actual reason that these people are obsessed with it? Other than unthinking herd mentality, I mean.

Efferus X

2009-12-07 02:09:49 AM

boobsrgood: How can that be a bad thing?

These idiots promote street thuggery, binge drinking, rampant drug use, unsafe sexual practices, and the over-glorification of violence.

To be a "Juggalo" or "Juggalette" is to accept all of those practices and embrace them openly with no consideration for the safety or well-being of others... (from what I understand of the way they feel about it)

Bacontastesgood

2009-12-07 02:10:00 AM

I've learned when flying to check the flight routings to be sure the one I'm booking didn't depart from, or is going to Detroit. I don't know from Juggalos, but there's a lot of f-ed up people there who can afford to fly. Apparently.

Wrong_Intentions

2009-12-07 02:10:09 AM

I was stuck in the "friend zone" with a girl I liked for a little while who already had a boyfriend. Every once in a while she'd mention being a Juggalette or wear an ICP shirt and it really helped remind me she wasn't that much of a prize, anyways. Thanks ICP!

averagejoe42

2009-12-07 02:11:07 AM

Juggalo Furries! (youtube)

Bloody William

2009-12-07 02:11:22 AM

what_now: A Juggalo, or a Juggalette if you're a female, is the name for extreme fans of a heavy-metal/hip-hop band named Insane Clown Posse

Wait... this is a real thing?

Not really. ICP is not a metal band and I will farking cut anyone who says otherwise.

One Thirty-two and Bush

2009-12-07 02:11:30 AM

Did that baby kill himself when he realized his parents were really like that?

aagrajag

2009-12-07 02:11:34 AM

flamingboard: /window please

Were that the scene, the swamp creature in that photo would not be standing there, staring mournfully at it. Could you please further shoop this into the OM NOM NOM variety?

Your Average Witty Fark User

2009-12-07 02:12:25 AM

What ~~complete retards~~ a "juggalo" might look like:

www.nrk.no

Kurmudgeon

2009-12-07 02:13:30 AM

The more things change, the more they remain the same.
I hope no one fell in a campfire.

Efferus X

2009-12-07 02:14:01 AM

aagrajag: Athletic redhead? Then I forgive you your transgression; in your shoes, I'd have done the same thing/girl.

Aye. :(

aagrajag

2009-12-07 02:14:17 AM

Your Average Witty Fark User: What complete retards a "juggalo" might look like:

Heh. The one on the right makes me think of Ronald McDonald's younger, Down's Syndrome-afflicted brother, after a meth binge.

boobsrgood

2009-12-07 02:14:52 AM

PDXBishop: Asked and answered.

"And fark Lyle Lovett whoever the fark that is." Just makes me laugh every time. I imagine these guys in black and white face paint sitting around listening to "Penguins are so Sensitive" for song ideas.

Mentalpatient87: I can't imagine referring to myself as a "Juggalo."

Nor I, but I worked in a juvenile hall and a court school back in 2000, and the kids with the ICP crap on them were generally the most literate, funny, and coolest ones. They were sort of like a profane, dumb version of Zappa for that generation. Intentionally shocking and heinous: it turns out that equates to creativity. Imagine that.

wild9

2009-12-07 02:15:42 AM

What a set of jug~~galo~~s might look like

www.fugly.com

Bloody William

2009-12-07 02:15:50 AM

boobsrgood: I know nothing of these artists or their musical credibility, so I won't generalize about the band brainlessly like the rest of you surely will.

From a purely creative standpoint, they're sort of like a bizarro Coheed and Cambria. While CandC is a pretty awesome rock/metal band with a ridiculous underlying sci-fi narrative concept beneath all of its work, ICP is a mediocre-to-shiatty rap-metal group with a farked up fantasy narrative under it that... actually is kind of interesting, if only for the "KISS and GWAR had a lovechild with a top hat" aspect.

Efferus X

2009-12-07 02:17:31 AM

Fluffball: Well that's certainly an interesting simulpost we had.

Yes, yes it was. :D

To anyone in the know...is the Juggalo the North American equivalent of what the English would consider a Chav?

Bloody William

2009-12-07 02:17:34 AM

Bloody William: Not really. ICP is not a metal band and I will farking cut anyone who says otherwise.

Bloody William: ICP is a mediocre-to-shiatty rap-metal group

I'll just get this out of the way. rap-metal is like pop-punk or smooth jazz. It might have the word in the name, but it doesn't mean it actually is a worthy part of the overall genre.

Bloody William

2009-12-07 02:18:13 AM

Efferus X: Fluffball: Well that's certainly an interesting simulpost we had.

Yes, yes it was. :D

To anyone in the know...is the Juggalo the North American equivalent of what the English would consider a Chav?

Imagine a Chav that fanatically listened to a really shiatty Sex Pistols cover band and was ridiculously dedicated to it.

That, squire, is a juggalo.

justinguarini4ever

2009-12-07 02:19:37 AM

At my high school junior year a juggalo and juggalette killed this other juggalette during lunch break. And then dismembered her body.

wild9

2009-12-07 02:19:55 AM

Bloody William: boobsrgood: I know nothing of these artists or their musical credibility, so I won't generalize about the band brainlessly like the rest of you surely will.

From a purely creative standpoint, they're sort of like a bizarro Coheed and Cambria. While CandC is a pretty awesome rock/metal band with a ridiculous underlying sci-fi narrative concept beneath all of its work, ICP is a mediocre-to-shiatty rap-metal group with a farked up fantasy narrative under it that... actually is kind of interesting, if only for the "KISS and GWAR had a lovechild with a top hat" aspect.

While I am not fond of ICP, you have to give them some credit for their success. Besides being on a wrestling show awhile back they never had much radio play or MTV/VH1 play yet still were very popular and sold a few a platinum record and a few gold ones.

aagrajag

2009-12-07 02:20:52 AM

Bloody William: Bloody William: Not really. ICP is not a metal band and I will farking cut anyone who says otherwise.

Bloody William: ICP is a mediocre-to-shiatty rap-metal group

I'll just get this out of the way. rap-metal is like pop-punk or smooth jazz. It might have the word in the name, but it doesn't mean it actually is a worthy part of the overall genre.

There is actually such a thing as good rap-metal. Some of Faith No More's later stuff would definitely qualify. And I loathe rap.

powerplantgirl

2009-12-07 02:20:56 AM

boobsrgood: I hate to admit it, but ICP has some amusing songs. "Fark the World" and "Redneck biatch" were in our Napster party rotation back in the day. If you've never seen a whole room full of people singing along to FTW, well, you should. They don't have to be "Juggalos". It's teh funnay.

I know nothing of these artists or their musical credibility, so I won't generalize about the band brainlessly like the rest of you surely will. As for the fans, kids who get emotionally caught up in music have way more in common with me and my friends than any ad exec or insurance salesman ever will. Juggalos may be silly, but it's a love for a cross between Hannah Montana and the Sex Pistols. How can that be a bad thing?

Okay, yes, they had amusing songs. I went to an ICP concert, who knows how many years ago, for the Great Milenko tour. My friends got all painted up, we rode with some crazy chick in her VW bus to Denver and honestly it was a very memorable concert. Mind you, this was before the whole wrestling-hatchet crap. Clowns shook up these 2-liter bottles of Root Beer Faygo and they exploded all over the crowd and we were covered from head to toe in that crap. Ah, the irresponsible years...

/How many times

Cold1s

2009-12-07 02:22:54 AM

ICP is fun if you don't take them seriously!

Bloody William: Imagine a Chav that fanatically listened to a really shiatty Sex Pistols cover band and was ridiculously dedicated to it.

That, squire, is a juggalo

'bout right. And Chavs have better fashion sense. What does THAT say?

Mentalpatient87

2009-12-07 02:23:09 AM

boobsrgood: Nor I, but I worked in a juvenile hall and a court school back in 2000, and the kids with the ICP crap on them were generally the most literate, funny, and coolest ones.

The one I know is 15 and fits that pretty well. Like I said, poor kid.

Ikahoshi

2009-12-07 02:23:47 AM

Actual Farking: what_now: A Juggalo, or a Juggalette if you're a female, is the name for extreme fans of a heavy-metal/hip-hop band named Insane Clown Posse

Wait... this is a real thing?

Frighteningly real. (Video NSFW)

At least Phish fans will share their shrooms, these guys look like they'll roll you for a half smoked doobie, and cut you for a laugh.

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