FARK.com: (4828222) Some people lift huge weights. Some people pull trains with their teeth. And then there's this guy (w/cringeworthy photo)

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		Some people lift huge weights. Some people pull trains with their teeth. And then there's this guy (w/cringeworthy photo) (metro.co.uk)		86
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baka-san

2009-12-06 04:03:12 PM

ThatWomanFromMassachusetts

2009-12-06 04:06:03 PM

Link farked already?

Godscrack

2009-12-06 04:06:41 PM

Aye ya yai

WTFDYW

2009-12-06 04:10:35 PM

I did that using my nut sack

/which explains my high pitched voice

iamrex

2009-12-06 04:13:41 PM

nononononononono.

SilentStrider

2009-12-06 05:10:46 PM

WHAT.
THE.
FARK?

cmunic8r99

2009-12-06 05:29:36 PM

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brainiac-dumdum

2009-12-06 05:33:00 PM

that's not cool

unyon

2009-12-06 06:42:36 PM

this guy has nothing on Mr. Lifto's feats with his Prince Albert piercing.

candiru.fish

2009-12-06 06:46:13 PM

If that cable breaks he'll have something to cry his eyes out about.

Hand Banana

2009-12-06 06:49:25 PM

Fortunately I hovered over the link and looked at the name before visiting.

dlewis6

2009-12-06 06:49:29 PM

Yeah, definitely nothing on Pull Stuff With His Cock Guy.

ZeeLama

2009-12-06 06:50:36 PM

Eye carumba!

beowulf980

2009-12-06 06:52:25 PM

well that was a horrible horrible pun in the title

/pic was kinda gross to

Nimnom

2009-12-06 06:52:31 PM

Look, if someone is pulling something with his eyes, it can't be that hard to do.

I have never pulled a van before, but an automobile in neutral is not hard to push, it's just hard to stop.

fedexrico

2009-12-06 06:54:47 PM

candiru.fish: If that cable breaks he'll have something to cry his eyes out about.

...

That was terrible, sir.

You should be ashamed.

also, mild lol

studebaker hoch

2009-12-06 06:55:03 PM

Picking up your mom with his dick?

/DNRTFA

Nick Nostril

2009-12-06 06:55:51 PM

Approves?

/Gahhhhhhhhhh

moralpanic

2009-12-06 06:56:04 PM

I don't believe that. Is there a video of it anywhere?

FriarReb98

2009-12-06 07:00:14 PM

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! That hurts just looking at it!

upright_apes_r_us

2009-12-06 07:01:29 PM

Someone need to put the brakes on this stunt and stop it cold.

litespeed74

2009-12-06 07:02:38 PM

I think he's juicing.

unfarkingbelievable

2009-12-06 07:03:06 PM

Somewhere, Gorgor is scrambling to find a suitable photo that "approves."

belhade

2009-12-06 07:04:06 PM

It looks like it could be a Shaolin monk, so this is entirely possible.

geniusiknowit

2009-12-06 07:04:31 PM

His tow-fu is strong.

Donald_McRonald

2009-12-06 07:05:02 PM

Nice Rob Halford wrist guards, Eyepull.

metametameta

2009-12-06 07:07:18 PM

What an attention whore.

CaptainFatass

2009-12-06 07:09:59 PM

Meh. What an amateur.

nb.t t3.wy 'nkh.ti rnp.ti dj.t nhh

2009-12-06 07:10:14 PM

That's not his eyes, that's his cheekbones. Eyes can't support load-bearing like that, I don't care what you do to them, the muscles aren't designed for it. Plus, how do you attach a harness to an eyeball? Those are hooks over his cheekbones, and he tips his head back to retain them. Not nearly as scary.

belhade

2009-12-06 07:11:40 PM

nb.t t3.wy 'nkh.ti rnp.ti dj.t nhh: That's not his eyes, that's his cheekbones. Eyes can't support load-bearing like that, I don't care what you do to them, the muscles aren't designed for it. Plus, how do you attach a harness to an eyeball? Those are hooks over his cheekbones, and he tips his head back to retain them. Not nearly as scary.

Except for the part where he rips the entire front of his face off.

AbbeySomeone

2009-12-06 07:11:51 PM

dlewis6: Yeah, definitely nothing on Pull Stuff With His Cock Guy.

I don't know why people do this shiat, but someone here must have pics of the guys who lifts stuff with his cock and/or nipple piercings. I don't remember his name.

iollow

2009-12-06 07:12:50 PM

Technically he's pulling it with his orbital bone. Still... ouch.

noobalicious

2009-12-06 07:13:05 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Somewhere, Gorgor is scrambling to find a suitable photo that "approves."

What does it say about me as a person that I'm actually looking forward to seeing what he comes up with?... Having said that, I'm off to book another therapy session for after I see it.

nb.t t3.wy 'nkh.ti rnp.ti dj.t nhh

2009-12-06 07:16:19 PM

belhade: Except for the part where he rips the entire front of his face off.

Nah, the pull is down along the plane of his face, the way he's doing it. As long as you position the hooks right and use the really strong jaw muscles to help hold it, you'll be fine. I'm sure it takes practice, and probably does lead to some soreness, but it's not likely to rip anyone's face off if you're careful.

AbbeySomeone

2009-12-06 07:20:24 PM

Jim Rose?

belhade

2009-12-06 07:21:26 PM

AbbeySomeone: dlewis6: Yeah, definitely nothing on Pull Stuff With His Cock Guy.

I don't know why people do this shiat, but someone here must have pics of the guys who lifts stuff with his cock and/or nipple piercings. I don't remember his name.

I can lift a wet towel with my wang...

egginsoup

2009-12-06 07:23:13 PM

It just makes me want to cover my eyes with my hand and flinch.

zulius

2009-12-06 07:23:23 PM

I don't even need to click the link, I just mouse over the link and read the URL...
OWOWOWOWOW

werem00se

2009-12-06 07:33:01 PM

CTRL+f -> gorgor -> ALT+n, ALT+n, ALT+n;

Leaves disappointed

/and then again, not so disappointed

Papageorgeo

2009-12-06 07:36:52 PM

WTF is the only thing that comes to mind

Oobedoob Scoobi-Doobi Benubi

2009-12-06 07:39:14 PM

http://tinyurl.com/y94km55

Approves
(Copy and Paste NSFW)

fappomatic

2009-12-06 07:43:02 PM

Gonna need this:

backoffice.p2ulive.co.uk

/hot like the burning sensation of hooks in your eyes

olddinosaur

2009-12-06 07:46:25 PM

I saw a demo once where a bunch of martial arts guys pulled a train with their dicks.

No, I mean a real train.

zez

2009-12-06 07:51:48 PM

olddinosaur: I saw a demo once where a bunch of martial arts guys pulled a train with their dicks.

No, I mean a real train.

Have you ever derailed a train... with your penis?

/for charity

Stonerbloopers

2009-12-06 07:57:15 PM

It's a trick. Those funky wristbands are obviously magnets.

FelineMommy27

2009-12-06 07:58:42 PM

*cringe*

Sir_Alaran

2009-12-06 08:00:30 PM

Some people juggle geese...

// You know, little goslings

SharonDeLove

2009-12-06 08:01:24 PM

no. just no.