that's not cool

If that cable breaks he'll have something to cry his eyes out about.

Fortunately I hovered over the link and looked at the name before visiting.

Yeah, definitely nothing on Pull Stuff With His Cock Guy.

Eye carumba!

well that was a horrible horrible pun in the title

/pic was kinda gross to

Look, if someone is pulling something with his eyes, it can't be that hard to do.

I have never pulled a van before, but an automobile in neutral is not hard to push, it's just hard to stop.

candiru.fish: If that cable breaks he'll have something to cry his eyes out about.

...

That was terrible, sir.

You should be ashamed.


also, mild lol

Picking up your mom with his dick?

/DNRTFA

Approves?

/Gahhhhhhhhhh

I don't believe that. Is there a video of it anywhere?

Someone need to put the brakes on this stunt and stop it cold.

I think he's juicing.

Somewhere, Gorgor is scrambling to find a suitable photo that "approves."

It looks like it could be a Shaolin monk, so this is entirely possible.

His tow-fu is strong.

Nice Rob Halford wrist guards, Eyepull.

What an attention whore.

Meh. What an amateur.

That's not his eyes, that's his cheekbones. Eyes can't support load-bearing like that, I don't care what you do to them, the muscles aren't designed for it. Plus, how do you attach a harness to an eyeball? Those are hooks over his cheekbones, and he tips his head back to retain them. Not nearly as scary.

nb.t t3.wy 'nkh.ti rnp.ti dj.t nhh: That's not his eyes, that's his cheekbones. Eyes can't support load-bearing like that, I don't care what you do to them, the muscles aren't designed for it. Plus, how do you attach a harness to an eyeball? Those are hooks over his cheekbones, and he tips his head back to retain them. Not nearly as scary.

Except for the part where he rips the entire front of his face off.

Technically he's pulling it with his orbital bone. Still... ouch.

unfarkingbelievable: Somewhere, Gorgor is scrambling to find a suitable photo that "approves."

What does it say about me as a person that I'm actually looking forward to seeing what he comes up with?... Having said that, I'm off to book another therapy session for after I see it.

belhade: Except for the part where he rips the entire front of his face off.

Nah, the pull is down along the plane of his face, the way he's doing it. As long as you position the hooks right and use the really strong jaw muscles to help hold it, you'll be fine. I'm sure it takes practice, and probably does lead to some soreness, but it's not likely to rip anyone's face off if you're careful.

AbbeySomeone: dlewis6: Yeah, definitely nothing on Pull Stuff With His Cock Guy.

I don't know why people do this shiat, but someone here must have pics of the guys who lifts stuff with his cock and/or nipple piercings. I don't remember his name.

I can lift a wet towel with my wang...

It just makes me want to cover my eyes with my hand and flinch.

I don't even need to click the link, I just mouse over the link and read the URL...
OWOWOWOWOW

WTF is the only thing that comes to mind

http://tinyurl.com/y94km55

Approves
(Copy and Paste NSFW)

Gonna need this:



/hot like the burning sensation of hooks in your eyes

olddinosaur: I saw a demo once where a bunch of martial arts guys pulled a train with their dicks.

No, I mean a real train.

Have you ever derailed a train... with your penis?

/for charity

It's a trick. Those funky wristbands are obviously magnets.

*cringe*

Some people juggle geese...

// You know, little goslings

Ow my [eye]balls

Eye see what he did there...