A mistress is a friend with benefits, only you aren't friends.

unyon: Jesus, am I the only person on the planet that Woods didn't screw? The guy is apparently quite the sex machine.

I haven't had sex with him. But then I don't find his goofy little boy grin all that attractive.

What a Mindy Lawton may look like:



That... that is not a flattering posture :/

dj_bigbird: I'm more shocked that Tiger actually eats at Perkins (she was a waitress at a Perkins that he and the wife ate at)

Seriously, the man has more money than the Queen of England, he could hire an exclusive pancake chef to follow him around 24/7 and make all manner of gourmet flapjacks at the drop of a hat, yet somehow he winds up sitting in a vinyl booth, drinking thin coffee and reaching for a sticky pitcher of twinberry syrup, sitting across from his Swedish supermodel wife, thinking, "You know, I bet I could totally do that chubby little waitress..." Now you explain that to me.

dj_bigbird: I'm more shocked that Tiger actually eats at Perkins (she was a waitress at a Perkins that he and the wife ate at)

This, this right here.

Damn, I guess he really IS black after all.

Weaver95: feckingmorons: God that guy will screw anything.

And if he's got the money for it, hey - why not?

Because it's a shiatty thing to do to his wife and kids.

Unlike other mistresses, who had hoped their relationship with the athlete was more than just physical, Lawton said she knew "all he wanted me for was sex," and said he was "a selfish, heartless man."
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And yet you stayed with him for a year...

Methinks YOU'RE the dumbass.

peachpicker: dj_bigbird: I'm more shocked that Tiger actually eats at Perkins (she was a waitress at a Perkins that he and the wife ate at)

Seriously, the man has more money than the Queen of England, he could hire an exclusive pancake chef to follow him around 24/7 and make all manner of gourmet flapjacks at the drop of a hat, yet somehow he winds up sitting in a vinyl booth, drinking thin coffee and reaching for a sticky pitcher of twinberry syrup, sitting across from his Swedish supermodel wife, thinking, "You know, I bet I could totally do that chubby little waitress..." Now you explain that to me.

You paint a pretty picture

Hah hah hah! Now I'm wondering which secret society or deity Tiger has pissed off.

peachpicker: the man has more money than the Queen of England, he could hire an exclusive pancake chef to follow him around 24/7

That is...I wanted to be rich before, but now I REALLY want to be rolling in it.

/plain pancakes with syrup, side of bacon & oj ftw!

Tiger hit it...shoulda used a wedge.

Clock Spider Jerusalem: Hah hah hah! Now I'm wondering which secret society or deity Tiger has pissed off.

The Lions Club

Having sex with as many white (sometimes Asian) women as you can is part of the American Dream.
What's the point of money if you can't buy your way into as many panties as you can?

Role model my ass...

jake3988: Unlike other mistresses, who had hoped their relationship with the athlete was more than just physical, Lawton said she knew "all he wanted me for was sex," and said he was "a selfish, heartless man."
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And yet you stayed with him for a year...

Methinks YOU'RE the dumbass.

I like MONNAY

Oh, no! With all this sex he will no longer be able to play golf.
At least that must be the reason for why anyone would care.

Smeggy Smurf: Clock Spider Jerusalem: Hah hah hah! Now I'm wondering which secret society or deity Tiger has pissed off.

The Lions Club

*groan*

on one hand you have the morality thing, wife, kids...

and then WAAYY over here you got boobies.

It's a dilemma, that's for sure. I don't claim to have the answer.

But ...put me in an abortion debate, boooyyyeeeeee...I'll tear it up.

These women are just as much at fault as he is. They know he's married. They're just a bunch of groupies who want to fark someone famous. And it's clear they want a payday out of it too. A bunch of whores.

If he wasn't famous or rich, he wouldn't be getting all those women to drop their panties. I never could understand women who want to be with someone because of their fame or money. When I was younger, I had a couple of famous guys try to pick me up (not at the same time). I wasn't interested, and they were shocked I said no. I guess most women wouldn't have turned them down. One of the guys even kept repeating 'no one has ever told me "no" before'.

I think the cult of fame and money is a weird one.

Apparently Woods was considered quite a player on the golf circuit before he got married, but his PR handlers kept it far enough under wraps that no one paid any attention. The marriage may have been arranged as a way to portray him even more as a 'wholesome family man', but it's also apparent he never stopped his farking ways.

ace in your face: jake3988: Unlike other mistresses, who had hoped their relationship with the athlete was more than just physical, Lawton said she knew "all he wanted me for was sex," and said he was "a selfish, heartless man."
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And yet you stayed with him for a year...

Methinks YOU'RE the dumbass.

I like MONNAY

I like monnay too! we should be friends!!!

b-b-b-but...I was special!

/facepalm

I hope he didn't have sex with that woman. I was pretty impressed with the others. I guess everyone has an ugly drunk woman.

TheFarkinEmpress: When I was younger, I had a couple of famous guys try to pick me up (not at the same time). I wasn't interested, and they were shocked I said no.

Names. Out with 'em.

Five!

putting from the rough...?

Da' Tiger's Creepin'.................



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Clock Spider Jerusalem
Hah hah hah! Now I'm wondering which secret society or deity Tiger has pissed off.

No kidding. Sure knocked all that stuff about Dubai World defaulting off the headlines, didn't it?

Tiger Woods Dubai

Weaver95: Lampmonster: Weaver95: feckingmorons: God that guy will screw anything.

And if he's got the money for it, hey - why not?

Because it's a shiatty thing to do to his wife and kids.

Indeed. But our culture teaches us that once you are rich, you can do anything. Right now there are a whole bunch of his fans who are secretly jealous of Tiger and his stable of mistresses.

Yup, there's a different set of rules for rich people and celebrities. They can do anything, get away with it, and have people still worship them for being so super awesome. Hell, they can fark their own kids and people still will defend them.

Wonder if he was smart enough to use protection so he wouldn't bring home any STDs to his pregnant wife.

dead_dangler: Role model my ass...

Haven't heard of that one. Is it like a "Cleveland Steamer"?

Why is this news? Being a whore and farking a whore are both very boring. Get back to us when he has her killed or it turns out they're brother and sister or something.

I don't believe her story for one moment.

She wasn't a cocktail waitress. She was a pancake waitress.

Who cares?.... what the hell, it is his "wood" and you can't wear out those holes. .. mmm stretch'um yeah, but never wear them out. nuff said.