I'll bet this pack of thieves make a mint off their ill-gotten goods.

Or, if they planned will, they could get a double mint.

i hate to burst your bubble subby. But, you're trying chew hard.

the doublemint twins

It's sad how some people chews a life of crime.

They just wanted to pay their babysitter,

$318 worth of gum? That's a lot of gum.

That's a chewing chew gum chew bubble chew.

I suggest looking for these criminals under the table.

Am I crazy, or is that a lot of gum?

perilsensitive: They just wanted to pay their babysitter,

No one ever pays me in gum :(

And had the link been to anything other than a Detroit newspaper the headline would have read:

OMFM BAND OF BAZOOKA TOOTING PSYCHOPATHS LAY WASTE TO DETROIT STORE IN APOCALYPTIC ROBBERY QUICK FLEE TO OUR SHINY NEW 100% PURE ARYAN SUBURB NOW

Of course, that this robbery took place in what is probably one of the wealthiest suburbs of Detroit (right behind Grosse Point and Birmingham) just makes it all the funnier.

Gumshoe I salute you!

No sense in waiting until the 4th night to take the gum.

Well this just Topps them all.

Calmamity: They're in the big leagues now.

winner winner chicken dinner!
+1 would lol again

4 out of 5 local dentist brace themselves for gum related injuries.

Disapproves

upright_apes_r_us: 4 out of 5 local dentist brace themselves for gum related injuries.

Yeah, but if we ban gums, then only criminals will have gums.

What's scary about this robbery is that today's gum on the streets is tomorrow's stick up.

mccannd3: Gumshoe I salute you!

Beat me to it.

Sounds like a crime I would have planned when I was eight.

It looks like their plans for a life of crime blew up in their face.

This would never have happened if there was a shirt wearing dog working there.

this tidalwave of crime orbits our community into a extra sense of decay.

I hope these hubbabubbas like the free dent on their stride once they're caught. Give them five years at least! Some hard labor instead of playing blackjack. I suggest turning these juicyfruits into icebreakers should blow any futher plans for stick up.

Yipes!

NephilimNexus I wouldn't throw 'Sterile Whites' in with GP

/former SH resident
//bought all my Marvel Superhero Slurpee glasses @ the 7-Eleven that used to be there
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NephilimNexus: And had the link been to anything other than a Detroit newspaper the headline would have read:

OMFM BAND OF BAZOOKA TOOTING PSYCHOPATHS LAY WASTE TO DETROIT STORE IN APOCALYPTIC ROBBERY QUICK FLEE TO OUR SHINY NEW 100% PURE ARYAN SUBURB NOW

Of course, that this robbery took place in what is probably one of the wealthiest suburbs of Detroit (right behind Grosse Point and Birmingham) just makes it all the funnier.





Incoherent post lacks coherence.

The ringleader is a 12-year-old girl who looks like a blueberry.

Hey Paul, y'ever have somebody give ya one 'a these: "Uhh.... y'got any gum?"