FARK.com: (4827741) Not news: Jumpstarting an engine, "You steer, I'll push." Fark: Off the top of a parking deck, 150 feet to the ground, and the 17-year-old girl behind the wheel survives. What's Malaysian for "Ta-da?"

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peachpicker

2009-12-06 01:26:42 PM

Something doesn't make sense there. The car fell three stories/54 meters? I'm having a hard time picturing what the hell this parking garage looks like.

And they're looking for the brother? His sister takes a dive off the top of a garage in his car and he takes off? What the hell?

Megain

2009-12-06 02:51:30 PM

peachpicker: Something doesn't make sense there. The car fell three stories/54 meters? I'm having a hard time picturing what the hell this parking garage looks like.

i was wondering the same thing. unless the next two floors up have extremely high ceilings, somebody's math appears to be off

/fail

gregscott

2009-12-06 05:05:29 PM

That's an attempted push start, not a jump start. Oh... Wait... I get it!

Well maybe the air bags were active.

DKnight

2009-12-06 05:16:05 PM

Women drivers...

/Dibs on window seat

Candygram4Mongo

2009-12-06 05:17:41 PM

Someone needs to explain to them that a push start only works with a manual transmission...

voodoowizard

2009-12-06 05:18:47 PM

What's Malaysian for "Ta-da?"

Nguyen?

/okay wrong country but, what ever.

Seth'n'Spectrum

2009-12-06 05:20:47 PM

Candygram4Mongo: Someone needs to explain to them that a push start only works with a manual transmission...

Most cars in Malaysia are manual...

/or did I just fall into your nifty trap?

Clock Spider Jerusalem

2009-12-06 05:25:38 PM

Bet there was some loss of bladder control during that incident.

Mini Ditka

2009-12-06 05:26:35 PM

Candygram4Mongo: Someone needs to explain to them that a push start only works with a manual transmission...

*rereads article*

Where does it say it wasn't a manual? It sounds like it was, and when she popped the clutch and the car came to life, she didn't know what to do and went AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

/then again my reading comprehension isn't very good at this time on Sundays
//or ever, really

Wrong_Intentions

2009-12-06 05:40:26 PM

Sounds like the car became a (sunglasses) Malay weapon.

YEAAAAAAHHHHH!

psanf420

2009-12-06 06:00:36 PM

Candygram4Mongo: Someone needs to explain to them that a push start only works with a manual transmission...

actually, you can push-start an automatic but you have to get it going about 35 and be really good with jerking the gear shifter down and up quickly.

clutchcargo2009

2009-12-06 06:06:51 PM

The article did not specify if the driver was hot or not. This sucks. :(

DarthBart

2009-12-06 06:07:00 PM

psanf420: Candygram4Mongo: Someone needs to explain to them that a push start only works with a manual transmission...

actually, you can push-start an automatic but you have to get it going about 35 and be really good with jerking the gear shifter down and up quickly.

Give that this is Fark, I don't think that kind of motion is difficult.

Wrong_Intentions

2009-12-06 06:07:15 PM

psanf420: be really good with jerking the gear shifter down and up quickly.

You really wanna say that on Fark?

Wrong_Intentions

2009-12-06 06:08:02 PM

DarthBart: psanf420: Candygram4Mongo: Someone needs to explain to them that a push start only works with a manual transmission...

actually, you can push-start an automatic but you have to get it going about 35 and be really good with jerking the gear shifter down and up quickly.

Give that this is Fark, I don't think that kind of motion is difficult.

God damn you, double post accomplice!

ptelg

2009-12-06 06:13:14 PM

Megain: peachpicker: Something doesn't make sense there. The car fell three stories/54 meters? I'm having a hard time picturing what the hell this parking garage looks like.

i was wondering the same thing. unless the next two floors up have extremely high ceilings, somebody's math appears to be off

Written by an American clearly. That's 54cm.
/fail

TheFlannelAvenger

2009-12-06 06:15:40 PM

Wrong_Intentions: Sounds like the car became a (sunglasses) Malay weapon.

YEAAAAAAHHHHH!

You, sir, or madam, as the case may be, win one Internets.

Wrong_Intentions

2009-12-06 06:20:26 PM

TheFlannelAvenger: Wrong_Intentions: Sounds like the car became a (sunglasses) Malay weapon.

YEAAAAAAHHHHH!

You, sir, or madam, as the case may be, win one Internets.

(Looks down front of pants) I do beleive I'm a sir. Thanks. (Still looking) Y'know, while I'm in here...

brigid_fitch

2009-12-06 06:23:42 PM

Wrong_Intentions: Sounds like the car became a (sunglasses) Malay weapon.

YEAAAAAAHHHHH!

I LOL'd. Hard.

Wrong_Intentions

2009-12-06 06:32:18 PM

brigid_fitch: Wrong_Intentions: Sounds like the car became a (sunglasses) Malay weapon.

YEAAAAAAHHHHH!

I LOL'd. Hard.

Thank you very much, ma'am.

/Mark the date: I finally provoked a positive physical reaction from a woman.

Fark In A Wind Storm

2009-12-06 07:03:30 PM

Not news: Jumpstarting an engine, "You steer, I'll push." Fark: Off the top of a parking deck, 150 feet to the ground, and the 17-year-old girl behind the wheel survives.
What's Malaysian for "Ta-da?"

I'll guess 'Tu-Dumm', Subby.

Dorf11

2009-12-06 07:07:18 PM

Boleh, lah

/loose translation

Zimmy

2009-12-06 07:07:55 PM

Chilito

2009-12-06 07:13:41 PM

Seen leaving the scene

Wrong_Intentions

2009-12-06 07:20:05 PM

Chilito: Seen leaving the scene

Towards my place, I hope.

0Icky0

2009-12-06 07:28:29 PM

Megain: i was wondering the same thing. unless the next two floors up have extremely high ceilings, somebody's math appears to be off

Looks like the parking was on top of a mall. So no measurement mystery.

/pics of 17-year-old Malaysian girls would have helped the article go down.

Gunz_drawn

2009-12-06 08:43:40 PM

TFA has too many names which I can't pronounce.

Uchiha_Cycliste

2009-12-06 08:48:56 PM

Gunz_drawn: TFA has too many names which I can't pronounce.

This comes as a complete shock coming from someone who can't spell 'guns'.

Wrong_Intentions

2009-12-06 08:50:28 PM

Gunz_drawn: TFA has too many names which I can't pronounce.

I believe they're all pronounced, "Ching-chong, flied lice-aru"

voodoowizard

2009-12-06 09:02:32 PM

Chilito: Seen leaving the scene

Nice, I lol'd.
Might have to go back and watch the 1st season again.

Stanfan114

2009-12-06 09:53:27 PM

With all due respect for the dead, asian women have no place behind the wheel of a car.

ZoSo_the_Crowe

2009-12-06 09:53:47 PM

Came here for this, left horribly disappointed.

KhamanV

2009-12-06 09:58:13 PM

Stanfan114: With all due respect for the dead, ~~asian~~ women have no place behind the wheel of a car.

Fixed that for you.

/is a woman
//hates 90% of all women drivers.
//to be fair, hates 80% of all male ones, too.

Stanfan114

2009-12-06 09:59:31 PM

KhamanV: Stanfan114: With all due respect for the dead, asian women have no place behind the wheel of a car.

Fixed that for you.

/is a woman
//hates 90% of all women drivers.
//to be fair, hates 80% of all male ones, too.

I have one message for women drivers:
"THE farkING MIRROR ON YOUR WINDSHIELD IS NOT FOR DOING YOUR MAKEUP."

bmihura

2009-12-06 10:02:57 PM

A combination of being both Asian and female is the "perfect storm" of bad driving.

doobiebrother

2009-12-06 10:57:01 PM

Looks like someone (looks sideways) found a weapon of mall destruction (sunglasses).

YEAAAAAAHHHHH!

/tip o' the hat to wrong intentions...

SayBitter

2009-12-06 11:31:24 PM

Chilito: Seen leaving the scene

Win.

SayBitter

2009-12-06 11:36:54 PM

Stanfan114:
I have one message for women drivers:
"THE farkING MIRROR ON YOUR WINDSHIELD IS NOT FOR DOING YOUR MAKEUP."

It's for looking back to see what you've just hit.

anfrind

2009-12-07 12:34:42 AM

What a Malaysian girl might look like.

farked3ways2sunday

2009-12-07 01:12:41 AM

Ahhhh geez, here I was already dress for school... now I'm gonna be late...

>_>

Aboleth

2009-12-07 01:17:08 AM

clutchcargo2009: The article did not specify if the driver was hot or not. This sucks. :(

It's in the state of Kelantan. 95% of the chicks there are hot. The remaining 5% are just a bit less hotter.

MattyBlast

2009-12-07 01:59:56 AM