with...his wife?

*facepalm*

women are silly.

Rachel was mad at Tiger when she found out about the other girls and did not speak to him for three days, but he texted her

She was going out with other guys while she was with Tiger

She was very into him - much more than other famous guys she was into

At first she was nonchalant about it. She was running around telling everyone

A juvenile, hypocritical, emotional, careless crazy chick.

Way to go with that one, Tiger.

Yech. She has that vag smells like wet cardboard look about her.

When someone takes a mistress, the first thing you should give her is a photoshop of her lying beaten to death in an alley. Just as a reminder.

You were recreation, honey. Don't get out of your place.

Chariset: It's a girl rule, my fellow ladies. If he'll cheat on his wife with you, he'll cheat on you with someone else. No exceptions. Don't assume you're somehow special or different.

A whole lot of THIS. And don't give me that 'but I've reformed' bullshiat. You can never really uncross this line once you've crossed it - the permissions you've given yourself. You will do it again, you just haven't fallen off the wagon yet.

I wonder if there's any particular reason when I look at her (the mistress), I think of this song.

To recap:
The Wife:


The Mistress:


The lucky bastard unfaithful so-and-so:


What it's all sadly going to come down to:

Chariset: It's a girl rule, my fellow ladies. If he'll cheat on his wife with you, he'll cheat on you with someone else. No exceptions. Don't assume you're somehow special or different.

Its funny that you think this only applies to men.

I don't watch professional sports (cept women's college volleyball, for the butts in shorts) but it has made me laugh over the past week that the "sports media" decided to go ahead and drop the hammer on Tiger now. It seems like his philandering was widely known, and the media kept it under wraps for a long time because maintaining his squeaky clean image benefited everyone... until, what? A slow couple of weeks on the pro golf scene? Why tear Tiger apart now? Just for the lols? Someone help me out.

browneye: It's amazing how quickly things went straight to hell for Tiger. Just a little over a week ago, he was on top of the world and had been for years. Now he's a candidate for massive dumbass of 2009.

Oh, I don't know. Even if she wages a scorched-earth divorce campaign against him he'll still have several hundred million dollars in the bank.

Chariset: It's a girl rule, my fellow ladies. If he'll cheat on his wife with you, he'll cheat on you with someone else. No exceptions. Don't assume you're somehow special or different.

A big, fat THIS.

I discovered my ex had a girlfriend when I was home sick one day with laryngitis. She mistook my voice for his and started gushing like a schoolgirl about him being back early, asking why he didn't call sooner. He came home two days later from an out-of-town job to find the locks on the house changed, his stuff in the garage and a process server waiting for him with the divorce petition in hand.

/if he'll do it once, he'll do it again

Praise Cheesus: discovered my ex had a girlfriend when I was home sick one day with laryngitis. She mistook my voice for his and started gushing like a schoolgirl about him being back early, asking why he didn't call sooner. He came home two days later from an out-of-town job to find the locks on the house changed, his stuff in the garage and a process server waiting for him with the divorce petition in hand.

Awesome.

And isn't this the mistress that went on record saying that she didn't even really know Tiger?

Praise Cheesus: /if he'll do it once, he'll do it again

Not always. I had a fling before we were divorced. At first I didn't feel too bad about it. We had grown apart and things were pretty much dead. After we split I met someone and decided that I'd not cross that line again. After a while I told her about it too....and how to look for the signs.

Now? I don't even look. Like someone with a drinking problem I try not to put myself in the position to cheat. I keep a picture of the SO on my desk (in each office) so staff know I'm taken (which is a problem since I work with a lot of middle age single women who are on the hunt).

/hope that never happens again

Alimony = The screwing you get for the screwing you got...

mikalmd: Alimony = The screwing you get for the screwing you got...

Great stuff. Come up with that yourself?

There should be rules when cavorting with whores.

Only cheat when married, and only with other married people. Mutual assured destruction breeds a fierce obligation for both parties to stfu.

downtownkid: mikalmd: Alimony = The screwing you get for the screwing you got...

Great stuff. Come up with that yourself?

No. He gets it from his writer.

And he's not getting anything else until he pays up.

gadian: Chariset: It's a girl rule, my fellow ladies. If he'll cheat on his wife with you, he'll cheat on you with someone else. No exceptions. Don't assume you're somehow special or different.

A whole lot of THIS. And don't give me that 'but I've reformed' bullshiat. You can never really uncross this line once you've crossed it - the permissions you've given yourself. You will do it again, you just haven't fallen off the wagon yet.

Eh I'd say there are two developmental stages where a person can reform. In college you don't know WTF you're doing; you may gain some maturity and ethics after joining the real world. The 2nd developmental stage is old age, where you're too tired to run around anymore.

But yeah, in between 22 and 75, any man or woman who is cheating in what's supposed to be a monogamous relationship is likely to also cheat on the mistress/gigolo/whatever, if they have the lifestyle and funds to support such shenanigans. They obviously are gratifying themselves at the expense of everyone else and it's delusional to think you're the exception.

Also, why does anybody think a celebrity athlete or musician is going to be faithful? If you don't follow them around 24/7, they're gonna be straying.

GratuityIncluded: There should be rules when cavorting with whores.

there are 2

a body is easier to move if cut up into 6 pieces
it takes 16 pigs to got through a body in one sitting

How soon 'til Tiger and/or the mistress finds God?

Hey, it happened to Donna Rice. You remember her, don'tcha? Gary Hart's "Monkey Business" bunny?

That said, monogamy has become such an unrealistic thing, hasn't it?

What did she expect? Tiger always plays 18 holes.

John Buck 41: An office full of Cougars? To paraphrase Doc Holliday's comment to Wyatt Earp in Tombstone, you're an oak.

I always thought cougars were the hot ones on the prowl. Sadly there are like 0 of those around here. There is the 50yo with jeans, a sweatshirt and a wallet chain or there is the 45yo with the hand knit sweater that has cats all over it.

I have no idea what "you're an oak" means.

trueaustinite: browneye: It's amazing how quickly things went straight to hell for Tiger. Just a little over a week ago, he was on top of the world and had been for years. Now he's a candidate for massive dumbass of 2009.

Oh, I don't know. Even if she wages a scorched-earth divorce campaign against him he'll still have several hundred million dollars in the bank.

She doesn't have to wage any compaign. He kinda has himself branded as a giant asshole instead of super awesome dude. No amount of money is ever gonna buy that back. Unless he builds a time machine and goes back to cockpunch himself repeatedly.

I just keep thinking though, his wife was pregnant when he did this, I hope he wasn't plowing whores and then going back home to have sex with the pregnant wife. Cause that's kinda icky. Can't expect her to not be pissed if that went on.

Chariset, while I believe you are spot on about guys who cheat just for the ego-gratification sexual thrill, and probably who got married for the wrong reasons in the first place, there are cases of men who are unhappily married, grow apart and are considering divorce, then the new and true future Mrs. Right comes along before the separation occurs. Same vice versa too.

No, I'm sure that is a quote from the first poor bastard who had to pay alimony...We can thank the English for this custom...

I tend to believe that people are as faithful as their options. I also believe that Elin Woods has always known, and is only mad that it's out, and she's being publicly made to look a fool.

If the rumours of him buying Elin off are true, she's just as much of a whore as the mistresses. If she really believed in "for better or worse," she would hold a press conference with him there, and say that yes he messed up, but it is a private matter, I love him, and I will work things out with my husband. He would apologize to her and say he will work to rebuild his marriage, that they consider the matter closed, and they will ignore any further gossip rag articles or interview questions about it.

Then they would do just that. The lure of magazine dollars for his hoochies would dry up, and the media would eventually move on.

/don't get me wrong, Tiger did a dumb, dumb thing
//but the wives always seem more concerned with preserving their status/capitalizing on their victimhood than defending their own husband from the media sharks

Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: What did she expect? Tiger always plays 18 holes.

Haha, awesome!

turtleking: GratuityIncluded: There should be rules when cavorting with whores.

there are 2

a body is easier to move if cut up into 6 pieces
it takes 16 pigs to got through a body in one sitting

Any recommendations on handling lye?

/I keed, I keed.

LonMead: I wonder if there's any particular reason when I look at her (the mistress), I think of this song.

To recap:

Let's not forget about the 2nd Mistress either:

shinjitsuism: LonMead: I wonder if there's any particular reason when I look at her (the mistress), I think of this song.

To recap:

Let's not forget about the 2nd Mistress either:

Hmmm, Tiger doesn't seem to like asian or black girls. What a racist.

Chariset: It's a girl rule, my fellow ladies. If he'll cheat on his wife with you, he'll cheat on you with someone else. No exceptions. Don't assume you're somehow special or different.

But he said I was special!

unfarkingbelievable: Chariset, while I believe you are spot on about guys who cheat just for the ego-gratification sexual thrill, and probably who got married for the wrong reasons in the first place, there are cases of men who are unhappily married, grow apart and are considering divorce, then the new and true future Mrs. Right comes along before the separation occurs. Same vice versa too.

Mrs finally right or no, you wait. No questions, no debate, no consideration. You wait. You say No. Its not hard. Anything else and you deserve to lose everything you worked for. There are no excuses.

Big Dave: I don't watch professional sports (cept women's college volleyball, for the butts in shorts) but it has made me laugh over the past week that the "sports media" decided to go ahead and drop the hammer on Tiger now. It seems like his philandering was widely known, and the media kept it under wraps for a long time because maintaining his squeaky clean image benefited everyone... until, what? A slow couple of weeks on the pro golf scene? Why tear Tiger apart now? Just for the lols? Someone help me out.

Pretty sure it has something to do with the recent 2 AM fiasco involving a fire hydrant, a tree and a 9 iron.

sugarmagnolia94: Big Dave: I don't watch professional sports (cept women's college volleyball, for the butts in shorts) but it has made me laugh over the past week that the "sports media" decided to go ahead and drop the hammer on Tiger now. It seems like his philandering was widely known, and the media kept it under wraps for a long time because maintaining his squeaky clean image benefited everyone... until, what? A slow couple of weeks on the pro golf scene? Why tear Tiger apart now? Just for the lols? Someone help me out.

Pretty sure it has something to do with the recent 2 AM fiasco involving a fire hydrant, a tree and a 9 iron.

He committed epic fail instead of being cool. That is the unforgivable sin. He is now forever stained by that.

Gadian: morally, you are correct and I agree. But very, very few humans who fall in love and/or lust can follow your edict. It is very difficult for many people. I'm not arguing, just saying that you're correct, I agree, but...it's a rare person who could. You sound like a very strong person and I really do admire that.

John Buck 41: Steadfast. Loyal. Lotsa willpower.

The fact that she has her own gun safe (and can use them all) plays a bit into that. We sat down and discussed it. We both had "crossed that line" in the past and made it a point not to now.

I love how everyone is all bent out of shape with shock about this whole ordeal. HE'S A FARKING GOLFER! He's a very talented, rich golfer, but still, a golfer. He gets paid to play a game! He's not the pope for heaven's sake! And hell, even the pope might stray from the straight and narrow occasionally. Do we have nothing better to be doing right now as a society than freaking out because a professional athlete was unfaithful?

Aren't there wars going on that need covering? I turn on CNN I want to see boring people being boring so I can safely switch over to History or whatever, I don't wanna see the major news networks following gossip like sorority airheads.

NEWSFLASH:

People like to rub their ding dings against other people's ding dings.

I wonder how EA sports is going to fit this into Tiger Woods 2011.

RockIsDead: Is it good or bad that all female role models are now whores?

Well, they won't sleep with you, so it's not like it's any different from now

trueaustinite: NEWSFLASH:

People like to rub their ding dings against other people's ding dings.

Some people like to rub their ding dong against a twinkie.

I real bad for his wife. It is bad enough to find out your spouse it cheating on you. It is even worse when the amorous target is hot. Even worse is the public humiliation of the spouse. How do you do that?