All comedy aside, I really do feel bad for Hogan. He busted his ass and wrecked his body for 30 years to earn the fortune he made. Linda didn't do jack shiat, yet she gets an enormous chunk of his cash and properties in the divorce.

That shiat is totally unfair.

Epsilon: All comedy aside, I really do feel bad for Hogan. He busted his ass and wrecked his body for 30 years to earn the fortune he made. Linda didn't do jack shiat, yet she gets an enormous chunk of his cash and properties in the divorce.

That shiat is totally unfair.


Never Forget™

/serves him right

famous men shouldn't get married.

Epsilon: All comedy aside, I really do feel bad for Hogan. He busted his ass and wrecked his body for 30 years to earn the fortune he made. Linda didn't do jack shiat, yet she gets an enormous chunk of his cash and properties in the divorce.

That shiat is totally unfair.

Winchester Divorce. It's a man's best friend

Brostorm: famous men shouldn't get married.

Epsilon: All comedy aside, I really do feel bad for Hogan. He busted his ass and wrecked his body for 30 years to earn the fortune he made. Linda didn't do jack shiat, yet she gets an enormous chunk of his cash and properties in the divorce.

That shiat is totally unfair.

Would it be fair to ask you what exactly you would do if middle age ran wild on you (brother)?

Hulk Hogan shines in the courtroom.

Man, I hope it can. Over the last few years that guy has conclusively proven himself to be a total turd of a human being.

Laugh if you want, but "Thunder In Paradise" was one of the first TV series I ever followed. I was 8.

/shiat yeah.

Don't forget Hulk Hogan putting a sleeper hold on Richard Belzer.
Link (Mr. T "He's just sleepin")

yes, yes it can subby

Well he's in TNA now, so no.

Kid Mojo: Well he's in TNA now, so no.

And that night Raw will be three hours and possibly hosted by The Rock....

TNA is not going to do that well if this is the case.

Epsilon: All comedy aside, I really do feel bad for Hogan. He busted his ass and wrecked his body for 30 years to earn the fortune he made. Linda didn't do jack shiat, yet she gets an enormous chunk of his cash and properties in the divorce.

That shiat is totally unfair.





But he did get to hit this every night, so things do balance out...

Arthur Jumbles: But he did get to hit this every night, so things do balance out...

I'm 80% sure that's his daughter. 80% because all the women around him look almost exactly the same. It's like he hangs outside the Rock of Love auditions and picks up rejects.

Yeah, that's definitely his daughter. I remember when that top pic first came out I thought "Hand goes WHERE?"

When I read "Hulk Hogan to Judge", I immediately thought that the Meow Said the Dog meme had made it's way to TMZ.

Brostorm: famous men shouldn't get married.

True that. Or famous women for that matter. This and Tiger Woods should be enough to make George Clooney pat himself on the back.

Not only that, but now if you say "Real American" people think of Palin, and not the realeast Real American, the Hulkamaniac.

I got your back, Hulkster.

'Cept for that NWO shiat, that was lame.

ParadisePornoTheater: This and Tiger Woods should be enough to make George Clooney pat himself on the back.

Pretty sure he already does that compulsively. farking narcissist.

Actually subby, Hulk Hogan's life could be a lot crappier. He could be Umaga, Ravishing Rick Rude, Mr. Perfect, Davey Boy Smith, Earthquake, Yokozuna, Dino Bravo, Hercules, Test...

/Or Jake The Snake
//Or Jeff Hardy

Epsilon: All comedy aside, I really do feel bad for Hogan. He busted his ass and wrecked his body for 30 years to earn the fortune he made.

Who married a chick that took his money.
Raised a kid who's an A-Grade D-Bag.
Had an attention whoring daughter.
AND had the audacity to say maybe Nick's friend deserved to be in the crash?
Ya, I was a big fan too, but he dug his hole.

"THATS THE NAME OF THE GAME"....

when white trash love goes bad.

Epsilon: All comedy aside, I really do feel bad for Hogan. He busted his ass and wrecked his body for 30 years to earn the fortune he made. Linda didn't do jack shiat, yet she gets an enormous chunk of his cash and properties in the divorce.

That shiat is totally unfair.

Busted his ass? He hasn't worked any harder than the droves of wrestlers who ruined their bodies and never got rich from doing so. He hasn't worked any harder than most workaday schlubs, people who would love to have even one hundredth of his wealth. He doesn't deserve his fortune and is a total douchebag. He and his golddigging wife deserve to make each other miserable, and the best solution would be for both of them to drop dead and their fortune go to charity.

I think the divorce was a sham designed to keep their money safe from those evil people who would sue them for turning that kid into a vegetable.

I have a feeling the entire family is a pack of douchebags and extremely dysfunctional.

The1andonlyZack: Kid Mojo: Well he's in TNA now, so no.

And that night Raw will be three hours and possibly hosted by The Rock....

TNA is not going to do that well if this is the case.

Yea that would be really bad for TNA. I love TNA and was real pissed when i heard they signed Hogan. Rumor is that The Nasty Boys were in Vegas for the press conference where they announced the 3 hour Ipact. They are doing it very very wrong.

his performance in Suburban Commando was mediocre at best!

Police have nothing to go on?

NOAA's Ark: Police have nothing to go on?

A perfect situation for a bunch of assholes

Pixelvision: his performance in Suburban Commando was mediocre at best!

I WAS FROZEN TODAY!

Rich/Famous men shouldn't marry or even live with a woman, unless there is some signed "you don't get shiat" documentation in place.

/cynic

Epsilon: All comedy aside, I really do feel bad for Hogan. He busted his ass and wrecked his body for 30 years to earn the fortune he made. Linda didn't do jack shiat, yet she gets an enormous chunk of his cash and properties in the divorce.

That shiat is totally unfair.

No it is not. He made the decision to marry a woman like that
(though I guess she could have turned 'vapid demon slut' well into the marriage). I think most of these situation are the result of both people being immature and damaged, just like in every athlete/actor/etc. divorce case you see. The woman is a gold digging whore and the man is an idiot so in reality they kind of complement each other.

Same exact thing happened to me with wife number 2, I had no idea, nothing's going on. Right? I come home one day and the house is completely empty, and I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer! What kind of a sick biatch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?

Sheriff McLawdog: Same exact thing happened to me with wife number 2, I had no idea, nothing's going on. Right? I come home one day and the house is completely empty, and I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer! What kind of a sick biatch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?

STOP CHEERING ME UP!!!

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Karma gonna getcha. Can't wait to see what happens to his peesocrap son, in the context of cosmic karmic paybacks-are-a-biatch...



Remind me again what the benefit of marriage is to the man, please...because I have yet to see it. I cheat, she leaves with half my stuff. She cheats, she leaves with half my stuff. Without children involved, I really don't see the point for a man. A good woman comes along once every few miles. 300 million people in USA and over half are women.

He's got the hair of a chinaman, and the skin of a hot dog.

Now you see, he's going into a state of Hulkamania right now.

Epsilon: He busted his ass and wrecked his body for 30 years

Unless you're referring to injecting steroids into his bum, I'm going to have to disagree with you.

Hot Rod Zoidberg: Laugh if you want, but "Thunder In Paradise" was one of the first TV series I ever followed. I was 8.

/shiat yeah.

Likelike Highway is the Likelike way!

Brostorm: famous men shouldn't get married.

and thread is done

I'm not sure how that works...Hogan probably wrestled 200-300 nights a year for 3 decades, making tens of millions of dollars in the process.

The old hag has been spending money left and right forever, which is apparent to anyone that watched any of the show. Hogan said numerous times he'd be permanently retired if she'd stop blowing money.

So, they get divorced, she gets the better end of the deal...for...what exactly? Being his wife?? Celebrity marriages/divorces are a joke, I don't care if she HAS been around since he was small time, alimony should be a thing of the past, this "50/50" split stuff is crap since the wife gets 50% of everything prior to lawyers fees and property sales, etc. They end up getting 80% of everything left after they've sucked the blood out of their husbands.

Athletes everywhere...ditch your wives NOW, double bag it so you don't have any illegitimate kids that somehow 'require' $10,000/mo to raise, etc.