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(Some Drunk)		Bar owner commits crimes against humanity. Specifically, he decieved people into drinking Milwaukee's Best (greenbaypressgazette.com)		48
		More: Dumbass, crimes against humanity, Milwaukee, Grey Goose, Miller Lite, Jason Michaletz, county court, peddling, clerk of courts

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pgh9fan

2009-12-06 12:46:26 AM

Repeat!

Now I Is!

2009-12-06 01:31:10 AM

pgh9fan: Repeat!

Repeat!

Norad

2009-12-06 01:31:39 AM

Ewww. Shiatty beer repeat is shiatty.

buzzcut73

2009-12-06 01:31:40 AM

Again? You'd think he'd have learned the first time.

Quark_Quasar

2009-12-06 01:31:41 AM

Now I Is!: pgh9fan: Repeat!

Repeat!

Repeat!

NeedleGuy

2009-12-06 01:32:42 AM

Now I Is!: pgh9fan: Repeat!

Repeat!

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EighthundredmillionthFarker

2009-12-06 01:33:56 AM

Is this a repeat?

Is this a repeat?

8bit4life

2009-12-06 01:35:56 AM

I hate to point this out, and I very well could be wrong, but this seems to be a repeat.

/surprised none of you caught this.

Porous Horace

2009-12-06 01:39:40 AM

News to me.

Raedon

2009-12-06 01:40:12 AM

Mr. Boston as Crown Royal?! Give him the chair!

Slick Johnson

2009-12-06 01:42:43 AM

Did anyone mention this is a repeat? (new window)

Slick Johnson

2009-12-06 01:43:29 AM

Although I like this headline better...

Flying Lasagna Monster

2009-12-06 01:44:42 AM

Everyone already knows that Green Bay sucks and that the only thing to do there is drink and even that sucks because they swap the normal beer kegs with Milwaukee's Best. No need to repeat it.

mxwjs

2009-12-06 01:46:02 AM

Slick Johnson: Did anyone mention this is a repeat? (new window)

i'll sum it up for you:

american beer tastes like "piss" according to those who know. (and we just trust them)

/newcastle
//voting!

Annoyance

2009-12-06 01:48:32 AM

Oops, he did it again?

Cog

2009-12-06 01:49:42 AM

Again? (new window)

StrangeEmily

2009-12-06 01:50:59 AM

Doing a word search on the main page doesn't even bring the last headline half way down the page yet.
Keep the reasons for me not to renew my membership comming.
I need to save up for Christmas Presents.

Falcc

2009-12-06 01:52:55 AM

pgh9fan: Repeat!

Now I Is!: pgh9fan: Repeat!

Repeat!

Quark_Quasar: Now I Is!: pgh9fan: Repeat!

Repeat!

Repeat!

Repeat!

/for maximum repetition

Phouchg92373

2009-12-06 01:53:14 AM

mxwjs

2009-12-06 02:00:06 AM

/voting again!

friedlinx

2009-12-06 02:00:17 AM

Who is this Repeat that you of?

Don Piano

2009-12-06 02:00:56 AM

Came in here for the hilarious repeat comments.

Farkers don't disappoint!

SirEattonHogg

2009-12-06 02:00:56 AM

aka "The Beast"

Along with Meister Brau (aka Meister Chow), these two were the cheapest and pretty much only available beer of my high school experience. Made me dislike beer for years after HS. I know. Blasphemy. But if you grew up with these two beers, you'd know what I mean...

optras

2009-12-06 02:01:42 AM

mxwjs: Slick Johnson: Did anyone mention this is a repeat? (new window)

i'll sum it up for you:

typical "lite" american beer tastes like "piss" according to those who know. (and we just trust them)

/newcastle
//voting!

American beer is the best on earth if you know what to buy. If you like Newcastle, give Turbodog a shot.

USA!

Gyrfalcon

2009-12-06 02:04:25 AM

Take him immediately to the gas chamber, and hang him.

chitownguy

2009-12-06 02:07:40 AM

Haedline Speling Failyur

farkingismybusiness

2009-12-06 02:08:58 AM

This might be a repeat. I'm not so sure. Let me read the comments. Yeah, I think this might be a repeat. Probably.

Fighting The Urge

2009-12-06 02:11:13 AM

I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat..
The more I look at it,
the more I like it.
I do think it's good.
The fact is..
no matter how closely I study it,
no matter how I take it apart,
no matter how I break it down,
It remains consistant.
I wish you were here to see it.

I like it.

berylman

2009-12-06 02:12:23 AM

The real crime of his is replacing the Crown with Mr. Boston's.

Bizzerk

2009-12-06 02:12:26 AM

Yeah, it's kinda like that.

www.cryptomundo.com

Lostkacz

2009-12-06 02:13:15 AM

This ISN'T a repeat. Its a refill of something less satisfying. That's the joke.

Delay

2009-12-06 02:19:22 AM

Now work on flute fingerings, moderators, D.C. al Fine.

cksewell

2009-12-06 02:20:44 AM

According to Mr. cksewell, Old Milwaukee's all about the potential appearance of the Swedish Bikini Team...and the price. A few years ago we went out of town for a few days and had an 18 year old girlfriend of our daughter's house sit for us. Imagine our surprise when we got home and discovered the twelve-pack or so of Old Milwaukee was replaced with Milwaukee's Best! The horror!

farkingismybusiness

2009-12-06 02:21:49 AM

dougfm

2009-12-06 02:23:26 AM

I before E except after C, Subby.

HappyTheDog

2009-12-06 02:26:40 AM

BEAST ICE - it'll get you drunk.

Renowned transvestite sexologist

2009-12-06 02:28:22 AM

The reminds me of the time that the bar owner replaced all the beer with Milwaukee's Best. It's still on the front page, you should check it out.

Sid Deuces

2009-12-06 02:29:06 AM

Rule number 4 of proper beer consumption.

Drink beer that has been brewed less than 300 miles from wherever you happen to be at the time.

KillAllHumans

2009-12-06 02:30:31 AM

didnt catch the first thread...

how long did this go on? a whole one day?

seriously, if I order a Sam Adams Boston Lager and the guy hands me piss water, Im going to know right away that somethings up.

inkling79

2009-12-06 02:36:08 AM

I'm disappointed in you guys. This was the perfect opportunity for the "Peat and Repeat walk into a bar" line.
tsk tsk

Renowned transvestite sexologist

2009-12-06 02:37:53 AM

Pete and repeat were on a boat pete jumps out who is left on the boat?

Bathia_Mapes

2009-12-06 02:50:19 AM

KillAllHumans: didnt catch the first thread...

how long did this go on? a whole one day?

seriously, if I order a Sam Adams Boston Lager and the guy hands me piss water, Im going to know right away that somethings up.

It's still on the Main page. Scroll down a bit.

FarkinFarker

2009-12-06 02:53:22 AM

Hay guise. I seen this storee somewere befor.

Urinal Cake Mix

2009-12-06 02:54:55 AM

/oblig

voodoowizard

2009-12-06 02:55:12 AM

Oh yeah this again. It was the tax man that figured it out BTW.
/stupid beer drinkers
//MB is no coors light
///Bud for that matter
\\\\back slashies, going to go open my keystone light now
//night all

wademh

2009-12-06 02:55:56 AM

Pete and Repeat walk into and
walk into a bar and into a bar
and duck.

But they are served beer that tastes like it was
served to someone else first, except this time
they are served beer and tastes like 3rd generation
beer, meaning it was served to someone who recycled
it to served to another and they nepherologically
filtered it to serve in to them.

and walk into a bar

orava

2009-12-06 02:59:24 AM

I've been decieved into clicking a repeat artikul.

InferiousX

2009-12-06 03:03:51 AM

Milawkee's Best gave me the shiats for two days last time I drank it.

Gross Story, Bro

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