HEY! If your going to have sex, don't use the condoms! They're faulty!

You know... if you ladies would just swallow it, it would cut the risk of getting pregnant by a huge factor....

This is why you should always take care of your own stock of birth control. Provide your own - don't trust that she's "totally on the pill", don't trust that he'll "pull out in time, honest", don't trust "I'm clean, really", and don't trust that some idiot, whether for political reasons or shiats and giggles, didn't mess with the public supply.

gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ycfwan5
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Sir, you are like a train wreck... you know you should'nt look, but you do, and afterwards you can not look away, though you know you should...

Everyone's getting preggers and it's all your fault!

only the irish ones

ba-zzzzzzing!!!!!1

aiiee: FTFA : "The girl said: "This could lead to HIV. It's appalling."

Because obviously, not getting an STD is the first thing on her mind.

because she's smart, and uses the pill maybe?

I don't think it was a pro-life group. It's just some regular jackass doing regular jackass things. That being said, only a jackass would use a public supply of condoms.

cowgirl toffee 2009-12-05 06:59:53 PM

What could have happened...

I snorted.

/I never saw that before.

While it could be someone from the pro-life group it could just as easily be a really stupid fraternity smart ass It could also be a scorned girlfriend who thinks it hilarious if he former beaux were to tagged with a paternity suit
Who has access to these things any way? How are the condoms distributed? Way too few details in this story to point the finger at any body yet.

Shouldn't have printed the school name down the side.

Condoms should be vacuum packed. Problem solved.

From the article:

"A third-year girl at Newnham College saw a hole in one only after having sex."

/Her first "hole in one was only seen after having sex at New-'n-Ham.
//golf/hole in one + perforated condom for STD transfer = golfclap
///rubber slashies

I personally think that just about everyone found on a college campus is a prick, so who's surprised by this?

It was only a matter time before this thread de-evolved into an anti-college cluster fark.

Britney Spear's Speculum: Condoms should be vacuum packed. Problem solved.

And encased in that hard plastic crap you need a chainsaw to get through...

what_now: Well, that will cause a lot more abortions now, won't it.

While I believe there probably are some people who oppose abortion for other reasons, the "pro-life movement" is mainly about punishing people for having sex.

Don't like it, anti-abortion folks? Stop letting these nutters speak for you.

So you are imagining that Cambridge students would be using condoms to have sex with women.

\applaud your imagination
\\you may be deluded

what_now: the "pro-life movement" is mainly about punishing people for having sex.

Have any source for that besides your ass?

aiiee:

FTFA : "The girl said: "This could lead to HIV. It's appalling."

Because obviously, not getting an STD is the first thing on her mind.

Tater1337:

because she's smart, and uses the pill maybe?

I was going to say that basically HIV is the one sexual ramification that has no cure, no treatment allowing for normal sexual relations with the uninfected, and no inexpensive treatment leading to a normal life. The only treatments allowing for something close to a normal life are expensive. By contrast, basically every other STD or ramification of sex can be cured, inexpensively treated and managed to be reasonably non-communicable in sex, aborted, or put up for adoption.

wademh: what_now: Well, that will cause a lot more abortions now, won't it.

While I believe there probably are some people who oppose abortion for other reasons, the "pro-life movement" is mainly about punishing people for having sex.

Don't like it, anti-abortion folks? Stop letting these nutters speak for you.

So you are imagining that Cambridge students would be using condoms to have sex with women.

\applaud your imagination
\\you may be deluded

Thanks for the lol....

TsukasaK: Have any source for that besides your ass?

No no, that's the anti-gay movement.

Don't eat the crab dip!

Seriously, has nobody here ever gone to college or something? On most decent college campuses, the RA's keep a big basket of condoms outside their door just in case.

TWX: aiiee: FTFA : "The girl said: "This could lead to HIV. It's appalling."

Because obviously, not getting an STD is the first thing on her mind.

Tater1337: because she's smart, and uses the pill maybe?
I was going to say that basically HIV is the one sexual ramification that has no cure, no treatment allowing for normal sexual relations with the uninfected, and no inexpensive treatment leading to a normal life. The only treatments allowing for something close to a normal life are expensive. By contrast, basically every other STD or ramification of sex can be cured, inexpensively treated and managed to be reasonably non-communicable in sex, aborted, or put up for adoption.

Don't forget the herp... no cure for that, just treatment...

I can definitely see someone doing it, "For the lulz." Or some bitter virgin.

approves.

Chinchillazilla: Shouldn't have printed the school name down the side.

If you're going to have sex tonight, do not use the condoms!

...She noticed the hole from a USED condom??!? Did she wonder what semen looked like, or just that sick?

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha Seriously.

It's like a rerun from Thursday night.

fug it,if you have sex,you might die.
that is all

Old joke

Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines."

"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.

"Well, of course I threw them in the trash."

The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!"

"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked.

"I poked holes in all of them!" she replied.

The third nun fainted.

LosDiscoRat: ...She noticed the hole from a USED condom??!? Did she wonder what semen looked like, or just that sick?

When I first started having sex, my ex boyfriend used to fill the used condoms with water to make sure they didn't have a hole in them.

gorgor: whut?
http://tinyurl.com/yflonex
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Well that just makes me sad... I wonder how many unsatisfied women are in his past.

IMDWalrus: Don't eat the crab dip!

Wait, this song isn't dramatic enough.

People who are simultaneously against abortion and birth control are:

Stupid or Evil

/Pick one, those are the only choices.

RockIsDead: RUN!!!!!!

came for the 'Community' reference, leaving satisfied.

clarkcox3: People who are simultaneously against abortion and birth control are:

Stupid or Evil

/Pick one, those are the only choices.

Both should be an option too.

/See Sarah Palin

gorgor: One
http://tinyurl.com/y8jggx6
(copy and paste, NSFW)

I bet she doesn't give head either

Lions & Tigers and Bears O My just try not to get it all over you