Jakevol2: I'd swallow a bottle of pills too if Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley were my parents and I got my looks from Billy Joel.



Yeah, she's a dog. I can barely look.

limboslam: Yeah, she's a dog. I can barely look.

She is no Chrisie Brinkley.

I'd go Downeaster Alexa.

Pashc: I'd go Downeaster Alexa.

+1

/Came here for this
//Beat me to it
///Slashies

Mary-Kate Olsen last seen fleeing Joel's apartment.

Sorry ladies, marry a troll and regardless of how lovely you are; the troll genes will win.

See folks, millions and millions of dollars can't buy good genes.

tetzy: Sorry ladies, marry a troll and regardless of how lovely you are; the troll genes will win.

Especially if that troll is Christie Brinkley.

A really, REALLY whiny troll.

At least she didn't have a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack


/she oughta know by now
//who needs a house out in Hackensack?
///is that all you get for your money?

There is nothing worse than feeling like the best thing you could do for the world is to remove yourself from it.

I think the girl is hot.

Perhaps she should have had a bottle of rose' instead.

The city that never sleeps musta slipped her an Ambien.

That limboslam: Jakevol2: I'd swallow a bottle of pills too if Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley were my parents and I got my looks from Billy Joel.



Yeah, she's a dog. I can barely look.

Well she ain't no Christie Brinkley. It can't be fun to have a super hot Mom and looking like your very talented, but average looking father. Can you imagine all her potential suitors think," Too bad your don't look like your Mom."

Face it, her Mom is several decades older than her and still hotter.

I think she's pretty cute.

I would date her just to cozy up with her mother. This may feed into her neurosis, but I wouldn't be able to help myself.

First, Gordie Howe, I may be going to Hell but I lol'd.

Second, while I'll concede that she may not have inherited all of her mom's looks, that hardly puts her in the category of "dog" either. Maybe by Hollywood standards, but sheesh, she's still more attractive than most of the women I've dated. (And "most" is only because I was the smitten one; without the rose-colored glasses, most would probably say she's hotter than any of the women I've dated.) Complaining about her not having her mom's looks is like complaining because you're driving a green Ferrari instead of a red one.

Not playing white knight here. Just sayin'.

At least she will have enoguhtlimboslam: Yeah, she's a dog. I can barely look.

That is the best she will ever look. Photoshop and all.

Her mom looks hotter than than pinching a loaf.

Those supermodel genes are gone forever.

Cute.

I think she's beautiful. More important, I hope nothing serious is wrong with her.

Captain Jack can get you high tonight.

Fark protip #343: If you're not pretty, it's OK to kill yourself.

Bhasayate: Fark protip #343: If you're not pretty, it's OK to kill yourself.

Well, no, it's always OK to kill yourself... what you mean to say is that to Farkers, if you're not pretty, you SHOULD kill yourself.

A policy that, taken to its natural conclusion, would result in EmptyFARK, for which no one would pay $5.

No crap she doesn't look like her mother. Her mother was a farking SUPERMODEL!

I was watching her on tv once talking about her famous parents and she said that she grew up with people always mentioning how hot her mom is and how ugly she is compared to her mom. Most guys dated her just to try to get close to her mom and that really farked with her head.



/she's not ugly
//she's cute

At least she didn't start the fire.

/obscure?
/let's see who bites this time

8 pills? This must be accidental because it would be the most half-assed attempted suicide ever.

I'm just gonna sit at home and masturbate

So, she got an apartment with deep pile carpet and a couple of paintings from Sears?

Nowhere to look but inside, where we all respond to pressure?

In the middle of the night, she'd go walking in her sleep.

And the night seemed to last as long as six weeks...

If that's what you have in mind, if that's what you're all about...

_{/I'll stop now...}

Welcome to Costco There is nothing worse than feeling like the best thing you could do for the world is to remove yourself from it.

Most suicidal people don't have $100 bills for Kleenex

Bonus FARK obscurity points to nivuahc;
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Billy-Joel-Tried-To-Suicide-With-Furniture-Polis h -10309.shtml

Blame it all on yourselves, cause she's always a woman to me.

FlyingJ: Welcome to Costco There is nothing worse than feeling like the best thing you could do for the world is to remove yourself from it.

Most suicidal people don't have $100 bills for Kleenex

Bonus FARK obscurity points to nivuahc;
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Billy-Joel-Tried-To-Suicide-With-Furniture-Polis h -10309.shtml

Oh yeah, I forgot money erases mental illness. Silly me.

cowsspinach: I was watching her on tv once talking about her famous parents and she said that she grew up with people always mentioning how hot her mom is and how ugly she is compared to her mom. Most guys dated her just to try to get close to her mom and that really farked with her head.

That's pretty sad, really. It explains why she would be suicidal, though...if you feel like all your attempts at romance have just been a vehicle for the guy to get something else, I can see how you'd feel pretty well worthless on your own merit, even if you DID have $100 bills for Kleenex.

I mean, with that kind of stream of negative reinforcement, how do you ever find yourself worthy of attention?

Welcome to Costco Oh yeah, I forgot money erases mental illness. Silly me.

That's the spirit, you know; STFU&GBTW-but I forgot "Welcome To Fark", with Kirkland ©-Brand Snark, but this is more a BJ's crowd


/friend met her parents for work years ago, shiver

So... sharp knees and all, but in the pics in this thread of Christie Brinkley, do her right and left eyes look all wonky? I can't stop staring at it

pwn3d781: cowsspinach: I was watching her on tv once talking about her famous parents and she said that she grew up with people always mentioning how hot her mom is and how ugly she is compared to her mom. Most guys dated her just to try to get close to her mom and that really farked with her head.

That's pretty sad, really. It explains why she would be suicidal, though...if you feel like all your attempts at romance have just been a vehicle for the guy to get something else, I can see how you'd feel pretty well worthless on your own merit, even if you DID have $100 bills for Kleenex.

I mean, with that kind of stream of negative reinforcement, how do you ever find yourself worthy of attention?

It's like she's never learned that you as a person can be defined by more than simply who you're dating.

Article I just read says she took a homeopathic "medication" and had trouble breathing. http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20325132,00.html

This could push James Randi over the edge. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWE1tH93G9U

demonfaerie: They are both attractive in different ways. Brinkley is stereotype of a woman, while Alexa is exotic.

I'd take Alexa over her mother any day.

Ladies, sometimes exotic just means "you look weird"

Harry_Seldon: That limboslam: Jakevol2: I'd swallow a bottle of pills too if Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley were my parents and I got my looks from Billy Joel.



Yeah, she's a dog. I can barely look.

Well she ain't no Christie Brinkley. It can't be fun to have a super hot Mom and looking like your very talented, but average looking father. Can you imagine all her potential suitors think," Too bad your don't look like your Mom."

Face it, her Mom is several decades older than her and still hotter.

OK, the first picture she looks not so great. It's a bad angle and well the colors and makeup she's wearing aren't all that flattering.

In the 2nd picture she's adorable.

I can see why she'd have issues but if her mother was just that hot anyway but hadn't been in the public eye it wouldn't be so rough on her.

/I'd be rough on her ....

I heard that Friday night she crashed a party. Saturday she said she was sorry.

FlyingJ:


/friend met her parents for work years ago, shiver

Her parents are really very sweet people. My mom played tennis with them for years when they lived in Kona. (They were snowbirds - part time residents)

I agree, her mom is the "stereotype" of what the American people think a beautiful woman is supposed to look like. The daughter is much more beautiful in my eyes. I don't have a mom, but my friends who have attractive mothers all seem to have "mom issues", so I can't imagine what it would be like if your mom was Christy friggen Brinkley!

But yeah, she sure does look like her dad!

You guys know she's adopted, right? She doesn't get genes from either of them.

/Pretty sure, anyway.
//Would have to ring up my insane Billy Joel obsessed best friend to know for sure.
///Dug his music, know nothing about hers.

AMurderOfCrows: You guys know she's adopted, right? She doesn't get genes from either of them.

/Pretty sure, anyway.
//Would have to ring up my insane Billy Joel obsessed best friend to know for sure.
///Dug his music, know nothing about hers.

No.. she's not adopted.