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(Yahoo)   Genetic engineered carrot covered with holes whistles when it is cooked   ( divider line
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94 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Mar 2003 at 11:18 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-28 10:58:32 AM  
I'll laugh later.
2003-03-28 11:21:24 AM  
Completely the wrong link?
2003-03-28 11:21:31 AM  

2003-03-28 11:22:22 AM  
Bring on the 'woo woo' guy. If it wakes you up, you should be cookin breakfast for someone.

How can I already have nothing? This article sucks.
2003-03-28 11:22:26 AM  
Mommy, make the bad clown stop!
2003-03-28 11:22:41 AM  
I like to listen to the screams of my vegetables when I cook them. You should see the eyes of the potatos.
2003-03-28 11:22:48 AM  
Awww,'s that 'April Fools shenannigans' time of year.....

Mass media [read sheep] sucks.
2003-03-28 11:23:16 AM  
GenticALLY engineered. Thank you, that is all.
2003-03-28 11:23:56 AM  
Silly article, but it reminds me of the recent Simpson's where Homer got medicinal marijuana:

"Mom - my potato is eating my carrots." or something to that affect.
2003-03-28 11:24:06 AM  
They just took all the fun out of April Fool's day. Now everybody will be expecting a big prank news story, and they'll see right through it.

Oh wait, they won't, because most people are dumb.
2003-03-28 11:24:13 AM  
...... still no cure for cancer.
2003-03-28 11:24:14 AM  
Whistle while you cook...doo doo doodoodoo doo doooo...

/Disney singalong
2003-03-28 11:24:23 AM  
You mean there is no holy carrot?
2003-03-28 11:26:45 AM  
SilentObserver: Don't worry - the Chinese press will run it as a real story.
2003-03-28 11:26:49 AM  
If you put one of these carrots in your butt, can you play "Yankee Doodle Dandy" while farting?
2003-03-28 11:27:33 AM  
Bugs in not going to like this.
2003-03-28 11:28:08 AM  
In reality, I guess that would be possible if you boiled it.

But boiled vegetables... yuck
2003-03-28 11:29:48 AM  
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i wish a slow and very painful death upon all 'performance artists'
2003-03-28 11:30:39 AM  
"Fictitious story with a fictitious carrot ? Shame on you, Mr. Drew Curtis, shame on you !"

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2003-03-28 11:30:43 AM  
Here's the Holey Carrot blurb.

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You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
2003-03-28 11:30:58 AM  
One of my favorite April Fools pranks:

1) Get a package of Oreos (double-stuffed, preferred).

2) Take a few and separate the wafers without separating any of the creme filling.

3) Hollow out the cream so there's just a ring left.

4) Fill the hollow with salt.

5) Put the wafers back together and put the cookies back in the package and put it in a place where people can help themselves.
2003-03-28 11:31:44 AM  
This just in, visited by a bunch of lunitics...
April Fools!!!
oh, wait, never mind
2003-03-28 11:32:06 AM  
oh, i get it. it's funny because it's not true. hahahahahah.
2003-03-28 11:32:44 AM  
Diogenes: And don't forget, certain toothpastes resemble the cream in the middle of an OREO.
2003-03-28 11:34:42 AM  
InternetSecurityGuard: Very good, grasshopper. The student surpasses the teacher. Toothpaste will hold the wafers together better.
2003-03-28 11:36:11 AM  

both stories would have sucked.
2003-03-28 11:37:12 AM  

Funniest headline ever
at least in contrast to a heated alimony debate with an ex-wife
which is basically how my morning is going

Thank Holy God for Fark.
2003-03-28 11:39:07 AM  
Here is a funny joke you can play on your pals:
Tell them you found this really funny flash cartoon site that is so funny it makes you poop in your britches. Then send them too HomestarRunner. When they are just about to stab their eyes with forks from watching the Carrot-toppingly unfunny cartoons, yell "April Fools!"

2003-03-28 11:42:02 AM  
"...playing a good joke on a friend, colleague or family member in honour of the 16th century French, who celebrated New Year's Day on April 1..."

Well,that explains everything.
2003-03-28 11:45:06 AM  
Sharksandwich - You're just pissed because I played that joke on you last year.
2003-03-28 11:45:29 AM  

I hate clowns. This site is cool, though...

Evil Clown generator

2003-03-28 11:46:27 AM  
03-28-03 11:34:42 AM Diogenes
InternetSecurityGuard: Very good, grasshopper. The student surpasses the teacher. Toothpaste will hold the wafers together better.

betcha that plumber's caulk does an even better job
2003-03-28 11:47:02 AM  
Wait, so April Fools day is really about Frenchie-bashing?

I guess if it were honoring the French, we'd start calling it "Freedom Fools' day".

2003-03-28 11:47:39 AM  
According to the site, the Scots devote April Foolery to spoofs involving buttocks

Har har!

2003-03-28 11:47:47 AM  
Hey guys - AIDS! There's still a lot of people dying of AIDS. Put the carrot thing on the backburner (har) and go cure AIDS!

/tina fey
2003-03-28 11:48:12 AM  
Was it engineered by a genetic?

2003-03-28 11:50:33 AM  

/me beats the poster with a tire iron
2003-03-28 11:50:37 AM  
I hold my carrots under water so I can't hear them scream.
2003-03-28 11:51:20 AM  
Scrowdid Any woman who is smart enough to flip a hamburger should not receive alimony.

This headline is confusing. How can a carrot be "covered" with holes? Are the holes covered? A hole doesn't cover anything--it makes a hole in the cover. Something with holes in it doesn't make it covered, unless, of course,it's a covered hole. A hole in the cover...

I demand a new headline.
2003-03-28 11:51:34 AM  
Lolly lolly lolly get your ADVERBS!!!! here!.
2003-03-28 11:52:36 AM  
Skinink - well done! :)
2003-03-28 11:53:02 AM  
Bass555: Will the plumber's caulk stay nice and gooey? I may have to stop at Lowe's on the way home tonight.
2003-03-28 11:53:48 AM  
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2003-03-28 11:54:12 AM  
... plumber's caulk ...

2003-03-28 11:54:36 AM  
"...playing a good joke on a friend, colleague or family member in honour of the 16th century French, who celebrated New Year's Day on April 1..."

The frogs I work with tells me it's the tradition of making fun of people who tried to celebrate new year's day on April 1st, even after they changed the new year to January.
2003-03-28 11:56:20 AM  
A carrot that whistles when it's cooked. Fascinating. Oh well, I'm of for another round of chemotherapy as there's still no cure for CANCER!!!!!
2003-03-28 11:56:32 AM  
Snuggle_Bunny - thats scary...

one thing i hate more than a clown is a mime
2003-03-28 11:59:16 AM  
"One time, at band camp, I stuck a carrot..."
/almost the same...
2003-03-28 12:00:38 PM  
damn......I was hoping it was Carrot Top.....
2003-03-28 12:01:41 PM  
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Fictitious weeners?
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