I blame the lump of coal.

Oh, the humanity!

FTFA: giving millions of children nightmares for years to come.

Why does that line make me laugh? Is there something wrong with me?

Nakito

I blame the lump of coal.


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Begun, the Holiday Wars have.

There should be a war on Christmas. It's an aggressive force that has overrun Thanksgiving, encircled Halloween and is pushing on Labor Day.

Get back inside your own goddammed month. I love Christmas, but 25 days should be more than enough. Once the decorations come out in early September it stops being a special time of the year and is just the last 25%-30% of the year.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go invite everyone over for "It's a Wonderful Life" and "The Bishop's Wife" double-feature for next weekend.

/off my lawn.

Lampmonster: Why does that line make me laugh? Is there something wrong with me?

Sounds alright to me.

This is ancient news though. Failblog had pics of this up a week or two ago.

scavenger:

Thread over.

But just in case:



does not approve.

HO HO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD THE BURNING!

Someone alert Bill O'Reilly! He's been a little down lately.

CrispFlows

Blind_Io: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go invite everyone over for "It's a Wonderful Life" and "The Bishop's Wife" double-feature for next weekend.

/off my lawn.

I'm more inclined for Christmas Carol and White Christmas.


I think I get it: Carol is the bishop's wife, right?


Da bishop!

Ray what did you do?

Englebert Slaptyback: CrispFlows

Blind_Io: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go invite everyone over for "It's a Wonderful Life" and "The Bishop's Wife" double-feature for next weekend.

/off my lawn.

I'm more inclined for Christmas Carol and White Christmas.


I think I get it: Carol is the bishop's wife, right?


Da bishop!

There a dead bishop's wife on the landing?

It's a Taliban Christmas, Charlie Brown!

/awesome images are awesome

They'll get over it.

zamboni

Wolverines!!!

iLOL'd

I'm keeping a close eye on the Christmas Goat (new window)

Tis a hoot watching Christians crying so hard to defend pagan holidays, all the while chanting how America is a Christian nation yet hypocritically ignoring the vision of the founders.

Next year, spring for the fire-retardant Santa construction materials.

They cost maybe 20% more, if that.

I fully support the war on christmas, and salute the freedom fighters responsible for striking this blow on the enemy!

Xmas, on the other hand, is perfectly fine.

I knew Santa was a flamer!

Foxhole News and bill'O the clown will gobble this one up.


those lusers are always hounding about christmas being attacked by 'them librals'.

Oh the ho-ho-homanity!

Las Fallas approves.

It's time to get naughty on your jolly asses!

jcooli09: I fully support the war on christmas, and salute the freedom fighters responsible for striking this blow on the enemy!

Xmas, on the other hand, is perfectly fine.

What pray tell, is the difference?

austerity101: scavenger:

Thread over.

But just in case:



does not approve.

I did not make that, btw.

Seacop: jcooli09: I fully support the war on christmas, and salute the freedom fighters responsible for striking this blow on the enemy!

Xmas, on the other hand, is perfectly fine.

What pray tell, is the difference?

One is dominated by a likely nonexistant diety, the other by a vengeful robotic Santa.

My friend is an elementary school music teacher and I went to her Winter Concert a few days ago.

At the end of the concert a parent (of a kindergartner) cornered her and ask if this was a Winter Holiday concert? She said that yes, it was. Then the parent asked why there were no holiday songs. The teacher said she was sorry but the parent would have to talk to the principal (who was there).

The principal had told the teacher that there could be absolutely no holiday related or traditional winter songs (read: no jingle bells! no frosty the snowman). In fact the teacher was pushing it when the kids sang a song about riding on a sled.

I guess last year there was a HUGE ruckus because of 3 Jehovah's Witness kids. Their parents didn't want any kind of holiday season cheer in any form to be floating around.

SO what I'm trying to say is that although atheists, Jews, Islamic people, etc always get the blame for murdering baby Jesus.. it turns out it was a Christian group.

weird.

/most parents are just happy to see their 5 year old wearing a tie, a sweater, singing, and having fun..

jcooli09: Seacop: jcooli09: I fully support the war on christmas, and salute the freedom fighters responsible for striking this blow on the enemy!

Xmas, on the other hand, is perfectly fine.

What pray tell, is the difference?

One is dominated by a likely nonexistant diety, the other by a vengeful robotic Santa.

Sounds like someone needs to read up on their history. Just because some of the under-educated Christians rise up in anger about X not meaning Christ, doesn't mean they are right.

Christmas and Xmas mean the same thing.

Link

Does NOT approve.

Seacop: jcooli09: Seacop: jcooli09: I fully support the war on christmas, and salute the freedom fighters responsible for striking this blow on the enemy!

Xmas, on the other hand, is perfectly fine.

What pray tell, is the difference?

One is dominated by a likely nonexistant diety, the other by a vengeful robotic Santa.

Sounds like someone needs to read up on their history. Just because some of the under-educated Christians rise up in anger about X not meaning Christ, doesn't mean they are right.

Christmas and Xmas mean the same thing.

Link

Balderdash! Please check upthread a few posts
(2009-12-05 04:24:27 PM) and learn the true meaning of xmass

Ho-ho-ho-the-humanity!

zamboni: Wolverines!!!


MARMOSETS!!

Wait, what are we talking about?

/Fark Christmas!
//Celebrate the Winter Solstice instead.

That wouldn't give me nightmares. It would give me a case of uncontrollable, pants-shiatting laughter, though.

FlukeBoy: zamboni: Wolverines!!!


MARMOSETS!!

Wait, what are we talking about?

/Fark Christmas!
//Celebrate the Winter Solstice instead.

For srs. If you're a night person like me, it's practically a holiday in itself having such a long period of time without that cursed fusion engine trying to kill me with its rays.

That, and it makes all the superchristians around here look at me in a very amusing way when I wish them a happy solstice.

Englebert Slaptyback: Nakito

I blame the lump of coal.


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That is one of most clever comments I have ever read of FARK. Outstanding work, sir.

H2O! H2O! H2O!

Englebert Slaptyback: Nakito
I blame the lump of coal.
[anthracitation needed]

Any Pie Left: Ho-ho-ho-the-humanity!

and scavenger's photoshop...

if there was voting enabled, yinz would have had mine.