fark that! Call me when I can cut the umbilical cord tardmitter.

Ambilical?

Ewwwwwww! Does that mean it move about on its own accord?

U

Ding. Your flight has now been ruined.

Ding. Fries are done.

DING I submitted this yesterday when it was still news.

Ummmm

Ding. With what? They took uway my scissors.

Ding! Pete sends a postcard to his buddy still in the boat.

consciousNOT: U

Looks like an ambilical cord.

Ahhh! It's the little machine that goes DING!

teh WUT?

Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding, Ding. Ding, Ding, Ding. Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding.

Ding.


Goddamit, I'm not paying for a new microwave, you farking kids.

*facepalm*

Cue the people complaining about having to put up with a screaming child on their flight in 3...2...1...

/be sure to include the term "crotchfruit", it makes you sound tough

I would prefer to wait until they are on the umbulance before they cut the ambilical cord.

Ding-dong

VvonderJesus: Ding. Fries are done.

I farking love you more than life itself.

God, another screaming crotchfruitto deal with on the plane.

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Ahhh! It's the little machine that goes DING!

Came for the Monty Python reference.

Leaving satisfied.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgfh2qQzQ2s

Ding! Did anybody notice that the headline is spelled wrong? It should be umbilical.

And thats why you aren't supposed to fly when you are heavily pregnant.

Gratch: /be sure to include the term "crotchfruit", it makes you sound tough

Actually I think crotchfruit is pretty funny.

Crotch dropping is too.

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Dr. Nick Riviera: I would prefer to wait until they are on the umbulance before they cut the ambilical cord.

Hey, I came here to make the same play on words. I find it troubling to learn that others think like I do. Very troubling indeed.

Ding. You are now free to cut the ambilical cord


I would if it would hold still.


There are many like it but this one is mine.

I see you have the machine that goes PING!

Isn't that the cord that connects the ambulance to the uterus?

They had children's scissors on the plane? And no one tried to hijack them? It's a miracle, I tell ya.

Nakito: Dr. Nick Riviera: I would prefer to wait until they are on the umbulance before they cut the ambilical cord.

Hey, I came here to make the same play on words. I find it troubling to learn that others think like I do. Very troubling indeed.

I knew you would say that.

"Someone then found a pair of children's scissors"

Damn, if the newborn baby wasn't enough, there was also a terrorist on the plane.

She should be thankful it was Southwest. United would have charged her a $15 in-flight birthing fee, a $20 use-of-blankets fee, and a $50 we-had-to-divert fee. And probably an extra baggage fee.

/Southwest rocks

I guess we know what they served for dinner that night.

Fun times at check-in;

"No, this isn''t a box cutting knife. It's actually an umbilical knife."

BikerRay: They had children's scissors on the plane? And no one tried to hijack them? It's a miracle, I tell ya.

I carried real scissors, 2 pocket knives and 2 lighters on a plane one day a year ago and they didn't catch me. Good thing too, I forgot they were there and they had been my grandpas and I wouldn't have left without them.

Subby: Ding.

Gratz. Wanna run RFK?

Gonne be a pain for the kid when he's filling out passport forms and such.

"where were you born?"

IN THE STRATOSPHERE!

/why the hell didn't they divert to the nearest aifield?

I thought you weren't supposed to fly if you were late-term pregnant?

Cheesehead_Dave: Ding! Did anybody notice that the headline is spelled wrong? It should be umbilical.

only everyone who submitted before you, but that's ok!

Lundah: I thought you weren't supposed to fly if you were late-term pregnant?

You're not supposed to fly in the last two months, but looks like the mom couldn't wait to get to Salt Lake City for some reason... The better question is: what the heck is in Utah?

Lundah: I thought you weren't supposed to fly if you were late-term pregnant?

RTFA, she's not due for at least a month.

Gratch: Cue the people complaining about having to put up with a screaming child on their flight in 3...2...1...

/be sure to include the term "crotchfruit", it makes you sound tough

They should have charged the mother for the extra passenger.

/stupid crotch-droppings.
//tougher than a baby.