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		There's hardcore. There's Chuck Norris hardcore. And then there's this guy (dailymail.co.uk)		80
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Saborlas

2009-12-05 12:20:28 PM

Actually, Chuck Norris is pretty softcore.

ZAZ

2009-12-05 01:26:22 PM

I should follow this story in hope of being able to submit an accurate Fark headline: "Spice Girl eaten by piranha"

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2009-12-05 04:13:53 PM

If you're going to throw down in Brazil, you DO have to be *that* badass.

G2V

2009-12-05 04:21:36 PM

I salute you, crazy, crazy, crazy man.

hatechall

2009-12-05 04:22:13 PM

I'll bet he is badass, but I would never be able to tell trying to read through all the sheer crap in that article.

RoyBatty

2009-12-05 04:23:27 PM

I've only seen seven episodes of lost, but John Locke?

Hick

2009-12-05 04:24:11 PM

If he did not want notoriety and publicity, why is he being interviewed?

Drizzit

2009-12-05 04:24:28 PM

hatechall: I'll bet he is badass, but I would never be able to tell trying to read through all the sheer crap in that article.

the formatting was pretty shaitastic

yogaFLAME

2009-12-05 04:25:58 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: If you're going to throw down in Brazil, you DO have to be *that* badass.

hahahaha.

/

Midnight_Sun

2009-12-05 04:26:18 PM

Hick: If he did not want notoriety and publicity, why is he being interviewed?

I suspect it's probably to raise awareness for donations since his sponsors pulled the plug on the expedition.

1lastcall

2009-12-05 04:27:59 PM

The very definition of badass, if you ask me. I genuinely hope he makes it and then writes a book ... I'd buy it in a second.

/loves this kind of story
//from the comfort of my couch

1lastcall

2009-12-05 04:29:20 PM

Midnight_Sun: Hick: If he did not want notoriety and publicity, why is he being interviewed?

I suspect it's probably to raise awareness for donations since his sponsors pulled the plug on the expedition.

I'd be more than happy to shell out a few bucks. Anyone aware of how to go about that??

tkir

2009-12-05 04:29:26 PM

Hick: If he did not want notoriety and publicity, why is he being interviewed?

Recognition? Plus if he survives and does write a book about his journey then I'd definitely want to read it. Balls of steel or madman? Either way this guy kicks arse, the only thing I didn't like was that the article came from the Daily Wail.

FarkinFarker

2009-12-05 04:29:30 PM

Crazy sumbiatch.

Sublime_Influence

2009-12-05 04:30:31 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: If you're going to throw down in Brazil, you DO have to be *that* badass.

A CHALLENGER APPEARS!!!!

blog.traveling.com

Marshall Banana

2009-12-05 04:31:30 PM

I ran out of cranberry juice last night, but made it through until morning, so I pretty much get where he's coming from.

Red Mundus

2009-12-05 04:31:33 PM

Nice article, shiatty formatting and very douchey villagers.

numbone

2009-12-05 04:31:33 PM

Honey, could you bring me another beer.

Leans back in recliner

fanbladesaresharp

2009-12-05 04:32:33 PM

Yeah but can he change a diaper or warm up milk at 2 am?

stimpson

2009-12-05 04:33:19 PM

Chuck Norris' beard would kick this guy's beard's ass in a second. Don't even go there.

CitizenTed

2009-12-05 04:34:25 PM

Psssh. He should try hiking the Mississippi from Lake Itasca to New Orleans. He thought shot-gun wielding tribesmen were a problem? Try hiking through Memphis at night.

yogaFLAME

2009-12-05 04:34:38 PM

Sublime_Influence: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: If you're going to throw down in Brazil, you DO have to be *that* badass.

A CHALLENGER APPEARS!!!!

www.halolz.com

420666

2009-12-05 04:34:42 PM

Saborlas: Actually, Chuck Norris is pretty softcore.

Chuck Norris is about as hardcore as lace doilies.

Troggie42

2009-12-05 04:35:24 PM

http://www.walkingtheamazon.com/

there be his website. Not sure how he is managing to blog in the amazon, but we have some crazy tech, so whatevs. It is certainly amazing to see someone today who isn't afraid to go out and do something like this. Hell, it's probably one of the last things we have left to conquer as humans, walking the amazon on foot. We have been to the highest and lowest points on the planet, and everywhere in between, but the amazon has always seemed like one of those inhospitable places no one wants to fark with. Good on him for being a badass.

420666

2009-12-05 04:36:31 PM

stimpson: Chuck Norris' beard would kick this guy's beard's ass in a second. Don't even go there.

The power of Chuck Norris' beard has been exaggerated. Its primary purpose is to be a jizzmop.

Inward Singing

2009-12-05 04:37:35 PM

1lastcall: Midnight_Sun: Hick: If he did not want notoriety and publicity, why is he being interviewed?

I suspect it's probably to raise awareness for donations since his sponsors pulled the plug on the expedition.

I'd be more than happy to shell out a few bucks. Anyone aware of how to go about that??

If such a donation fund existed I would say that I would donate, but then not actually donate. Not because I don't support him, but because I'm poor.

Great idea! Someone should set up a PayPal donation account for this guy!

Manfred J. Hattan

2009-12-05 04:38:09 PM

1lastcall: Midnight_Sun: Hick: If he did not want notoriety and publicity, why is he being interviewed?

I suspect it's probably to raise awareness for donations since his sponsors pulled the plug on the expedition.

I'd be more than happy to shell out a few bucks. Anyone aware of how to go about that??

What do you think it would cost to have him call his trek the Fark UFIA Challenge or some such?

brap

2009-12-05 04:39:13 PM

Bush Tucker?

Hey, fecker, I'll see you in court. That's my Drag King name!

Knuckassin

2009-12-05 04:39:46 PM

I think the point we're all missing here is that the Daily Fail wrote an article that wasn't a steaming pile of dogshiat.

Githerax

2009-12-05 04:40:11 PM

Marshall Banana: I ran out of cranberry juice last night, but made it through until morning, so I pretty much get where he's coming from.

That doesn't make sense; how did you make Cosmos?

/the horror
//the horror

JonnyBGoode

2009-12-05 04:42:49 PM

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2009-12-05 04:44:47 PM

yogaFLAME: / media.strategywiki.org + media.strategywiki.org

Best pickup line in a hopelessly bad way: "The ladies call me HADOUKEN because I'm down-right fierce!"

Sublime_Influence: A CHALLENGER APPEARS!!!!

blog.traveling.com

yogaFLAME: www.halolz.com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

img704.imageshack.us

1lastcall

2009-12-05 04:48:17 PM

Inward Singing: 1lastcall: Midnight_Sun: Hick: If he did not want notoriety and publicity, why is he being interviewed?

I suspect it's probably to raise awareness for donations since his sponsors pulled the plug on the expedition.

I'd be more than happy to shell out a few bucks. Anyone aware of how to go about that??

If such a donation fund existed I would say that I would donate, but then not actually donate. Not because I don't support him, but because I'm poor.

Great idea! Someone should set up a PayPal donation account for this guy!

I would give, but don't have the foggiest idea how to go about setting up said account...

Manfred J. Hattan: 1lastcall: Midnight_Sun: Hick: If he did not want notoriety and publicity, why is he being interviewed?

I suspect it's probably to raise awareness for donations since his sponsors pulled the plug on the expedition.

I'd be more than happy to shell out a few bucks. Anyone aware of how to go about that??

What do you think it would cost to have him call his trek the Fark UFIA Challenge or some such?

An UFIA might be this guys undoing. But it would be badass to have farkers find a way to get this guy the rest of the way through... cool thought, bro.

Troggie42: http://www.walkingtheamazon.com/

Thanks so much for this, Troggie. Will definitely continue following this story!

JonnyBGoode

2009-12-05 04:48:25 PM

That ain't hardcore.

Try dragging a boat through an African swamp while some biatch sitting in it nags you to death.

img.metro.co.uk

That's hardcore.

The Incredible Sexual Egg

2009-12-05 04:56:20 PM

Chuck Norris? What is this, 2005?

Englebert Slaptyback

2009-12-05 04:56:57 PM

fanbladesaresharp

Yeah but can he change a diaper or warm up milk at 2 am?

Are you pretending to be a whiny parent or are you an actual whiny parent?

Inward Singing

2009-12-05 04:57:01 PM

1lastcall: Inward Singing: 1lastcall: Midnight_Sun: Hick: wharrgarbl

I would give, but don't have the foggiest idea how to go about setting up said account...

Apparently there's a donation account already through his website. I just may pitch in a bit after all.

1lastcall

2009-12-05 04:58:38 PM

Dug around on his site, found a place to donate ... appears set up to only take monthly donations, but I'm willing to bet they won't turn down a one time only offer of a little free money.

/wishes she were wealthy enough to make this a monthly expenditure

honrudean

2009-12-05 04:58:41 PM

I don't know this man, but I have met Chuck Norris in the gym. He repped 150 a few times, sipped a Muscle Milk or something then left in his Escalade after a half hour. My ex used to babysit for him. Cool story, huh bro?

That being said, this would be an entirely different type of survival show or book than the popular Man vs Wild or Survivorman series'. When armageddon comes I want to have this man's skillset.

G2V

2009-12-05 05:00:49 PM

420666: Saborlas: Actually, Chuck Norris is pretty softcore.

Chuck Norris is about as hardcore as lace doilies.

Internet Stardom. One day it loves you. The next, it hates you.

Shrapnel

2009-12-05 05:02:13 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Best pickup line in a hopelessly bad way: "The ladies call me HADOUKEN because I'm down-right fierce!"

I'm so remembering that.

i215.photobucket.com

FlyPanAm

2009-12-05 05:02:27 PM

Difficulty: Giant Testicles.

/srsly, a great human achievement if he makes it.

1lastcall

2009-12-05 05:10:29 PM

Subby
Forgot to say +100 internets for the story.

/that is all

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2009-12-05 05:10:47 PM

JonnyBGoode: That ain't hardcore.

Try dragging a boat through an African swamp while some biatch sitting in it nags you to death.

img.metro.co.uk

That's hardcore.

Hah! Nice reference!

Shrapnel: I'm so remembering that.

i215.photobucket.com

Heh!

Don't try that pickup line with a Shoryuken modification.

Contrary to popular belief, you CAN'T break much ice with "The ladies call me SHORYUKEN because I'm forward - down - down-forward fierce!"

backseatdriver

2009-12-05 05:13:13 PM

"In the Army he was known as 'Spice Girl', a moniker earned when he attended the officers' mess one day in a pair of jeans that were considered 'too trendy'."

You just know that Uncle Darwin is licking his chops over this guy since smart, strong, capable people don't generally pass on their DNA. There is no chance in hell I could keep up with him but I think Fark should have an excursion into the Amazon.

Think of all the meme potential encapsulated into neurotoxin.
It's like liquid slapstick.

gibbon1

2009-12-05 05:13:22 PM

Saborlas: Actually, Chuck Norris is pretty softcore.

THIS.

Compare and contrast Link. (new window)

Warning links to bio of a nancy sissy boy liberal politician.

1lastcall

2009-12-05 05:15:50 PM

JonnyBGoode: That ain't hardcore.
Try dragging a boat through an African swamp while some biatch sitting in it nags you to death.
That's hardcore.

If you ever get the opportunity to read the behind the scenes making of the movie story, it's a fascinating one...

420666

2009-12-05 05:23:54 PM

G2V: 420666: Saborlas: Actually, Chuck Norris is pretty softcore.

Chuck Norris is about as hardcore as lace doilies.

Internet Stardom. One day it loves you. The next, it hates you.

Bigots get what they deserve.

RoyBatty

2009-12-05 05:32:07 PM

gibbon1: Saborlas: Actually, Chuck Norris is pretty softcore.

THIS.

Compare and contrast Link. (new window)

Warning links to bio of a nancy sissy boy liberal politician.

Yeah, he's a pretty amazing guy.

gibbon1

2009-12-05 05:38:07 PM

JonnyBGoode: That ain't hardcore.

Try dragging a boat through an African swamp while some biatch sitting in it nags you to death.

That's hardcore.

Hardcore is me not blowing coffee all over my laptop.

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