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2009-12-05 09:27:00 AM
I'm not seeing a downside, here.
 
2009-12-05 09:42:07 AM
Environmentalists are stupid this way.

But if they want to do this one, I ain't going to complain.
 
2009-12-05 10:20:20 AM
Asinine tag is well used here.
 
2009-12-05 10:59:55 AM
Those wishing to celebrate Christ could have their religious and/or family get-togethers and remember Him for whom Christmas was named. It seems like we've gotten rather far away from that.

Sorry pal, but that's not what Christmas is all about.

Christmas is about the needless persecution of Christianity the secularist, atheist liberals are waging by forcing stores to say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas."

The true spirit of the holiday that these anti-American communists are denying to all god fearing Real Americans is to buy cheap Chinese made plastic shiat that nobody needs, can't afford, and putting it all on a credit card. We do this because Jesus specifically says that we should engage in acts of symbolism around a decorated tree, and give offerings to a magical elf who lives in a compound at the North Pole in exchange for gifts.
 
2009-12-05 11:05:15 AM
if you did that then all small retailers would have to face up to the reality that they are bankrupt sooner than later.
 
2009-12-05 11:19:32 AM
arkansas: Environmentalists are stupid this way.

It's not all of them, there's quite a few sensible ones who recognize the importance of humans and technology. The wacko ones are probably 60's hippies and their offspring, who think humans are a pathetic blight on Mother Gaia's creation who need to be removed or regulated out of existence (or at least fun).
 
2009-12-05 11:35:24 AM
and punctuation, apparently.
 
2009-12-05 11:58:56 AM
Celebrate Christmas any way you want it, no one is going to stop you.

/well, the hyper-butthurt wacko's may beat on you a bit, but that's normal for them
 
2009-12-05 12:06:00 PM
snuffy: if you did that then all small retailers would have to face up to the reality that they are bankrupt sooner than later.

True. But the system IS fundamentally broken. Putting off acknowledging that fact is just delaying the pain.

I don't do Xmas myself, and I have to say, this time of year it's relaxing to not be running around like a crazed chicken with so much stuff to do that I have no time to just appreciate all the lights. Others I know who DO celebrate Xmas (yes, as religious people) similarly made a decision years ago to tone it DOWN some, so they only give gifts to their young kids and maybe something really meaningful to each other IF they happen to find the perfect thing, otherwise it's just about the food and special traditions and parties, not mad shopping.

You have to admit, giving gifts to people who (1) have the money to buy their own damn stuff whenever they want it, (2) probably do, other times of the year, and (3) you don't know them enough to know what it is they really would want (and probably got for themselves already). Just give cookies or other temporary food, already.

My family does New Year, but like most people who do it, the only people getting money in the envelopes are kids - once you have a job, you age out and start giving to the next generation. Everyone parties it up with food, though.

Come to think of it, lots of people are moving closer to New Year money in the US, what with giving gift gards for Xmas (which I know people scream about, but maybe due to the New Year thing I never really saw a problem with).

But DO bring on the parties. Please. Have the tree, yes. With lights (the LEDs aren't using THAT much power).
 
2009-12-05 01:36:37 PM
Oh crap, the environmental whackos have teamed up with the anti-Christmas brigade! Oh shiat, here come the feminazis and anarchists! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
 
2009-12-05 01:57:43 PM
FTFA:
"Many who live alone or have no family ties get depressed around Christmastime. There are even increased numbers of suicides."
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Wouldn't the suicides prevented by doing away with Christmas increase the usage of resources?
 
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2009-12-05 01:59:03 PM
GUMBY. "At Christmas parties I used to strike myself on the head repeatedly with blunt instruments while crooning. (sings) 'Only make believe, I love you, (hits himself on head with bricks) Only make believe that you love me,"

- 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' Episode 9

/where's the love "Mary Armstrong"?
 
2009-12-05 02:01:27 PM
Happy Holidays, Fark!
 
2009-12-05 02:02:38 PM
Aarontology: Sorry pal, but that's not what Christmas is all about.

Christmas is about the needless persecution of Christianity the secularist, atheist liberals are waging by forcing stores to say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas."

The true spirit of the holiday that these anti-American communists are denying to all god fearing Real Americans is to buy cheap Chinese made plastic shiat that nobody needs, can't afford, and putting it all on a credit card. We do this because Jesus specifically says that we should engage in acts of symbolism around a decorated tree, and give offerings to a magical elf who lives in a compound at the North Pole in exchange for gifts.


2/10 because i can't figure out who you're trolling. wait, that makes it 9/10. 10/10 if you included a photo of Scarlett Johannson in your post.
 
2009-12-05 02:04:33 PM
It sounds like a Modest Proposal to me.
 
2009-12-05 02:06:35 PM
TO: Mary Armstrong Cazenovia

Someone needs to drive over to your house. Ring the bell. And when you open the door, punch you in the face.

/That is all
 
2009-12-05 02:06:49 PM
I do like one perspective this letter brings: for all the bluster about global warming, how much is anyone truly prepared to sacrifice in their own lives to make a difference?

Is anyone willing to give up Christmas trees and lights so they can help the planet? I know I'm not.
 
2009-12-05 02:07:11 PM
I'd love to do away with Christmas, but failing that, I think we should have it every 5 years. You might even look forward to it. As it is now, I always think, "Christmas?! Again?! Already?!"
 
2009-12-05 02:07:45 PM
Those wishing to celebrate Christ could have their religious and/or family get-togethers and remember Him for whom Christmas was named. It seems like we've gotten rather far away from that.

Sorry pal, but that's not what Christmas is all about.

Christmas is about the needless persecution of Christianity the secularist, atheist liberals are waging by forcing stores to say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas."

The true spirit of the holiday that these anti-American communists are denying to all god fearing Real Americans is to buy cheap Chinese made plastic shiat that nobody needs, can't afford, and putting it all on a credit card. We do this because Jesus specifically says that we should engage in acts of symbolism around a decorated tree, and give offerings to a magical elf who lives in a compound at the North Pole in exchange for gifts.

xrayvision.today.com
 
2009-12-05 02:08:47 PM
FTA

Not having to do extra driving, looking for gifts, would save on gas and therefore on carbon dioxide emissions.

translation: "Im cheap and selfish and this excuse meets my need to unload the guilt brought upon me by my own shortcomings."
 
2009-12-05 02:09:23 PM
john83: Sorry pal, but that's not what Christmas is all about.

Christmas is about the needless persecution of Christianity the secularist, atheist liberals are waging by forcing stores to say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas."

The true spirit of the holiday that these anti-American communists are denying to all god fearing Real Americans is to buy cheap Chinese made plastic shiat that nobody needs, can't afford, and putting it all on a credit card. We do this because Jesus specifically says that we should engage in acts of symbolism around a decorated tree, and give offerings to a magical elf who lives in a compound at the North Pole in exchange for gifts.


She isn't naked - you still don't get 10/10.
 
2009-12-05 02:10:05 PM
Troy McClure: Is anyone willing to give up Christmas trees and lights so they can help the planet? I know I'm not.

Who would have thought that my own laziness would result in me becoming the savior of earth.
 
2009-12-05 02:10:40 PM
Bah-humbug! We should get rid of the Christmas celebrators and decrease the surplus population while we're at it!
 
2009-12-05 02:11:31 PM
arkansas: Environmentalists are stupid this way.

But if they want to do this one, I ain't going to complain.


I agree. Nothing worth doing requires any actual sacrifice, and if something is important to someone, it's downright hateful to suggest it might be bad in any way, shape or form.
 
2009-12-05 02:12:52 PM
smooshie: arkansas: Environmentalists are stupid this way.

It's not all of them, there's quite a few sensible ones who recognize the importance of humans and technology. The wacko ones are probably 60's hippies and their offspring, who think humans are a pathetic blight on Mother Gaia's creation who need to be removed or regulated out of existence (or at least fun) and that Americans should pay exhorbitant taxes to other nations for no good reason since MMGW is a hoax.


FIFY
 
2009-12-05 02:13:24 PM
"The land normally used for Christmas tree farms could be planted with fast-growing hardwood forests to suck up even more CO2."

Great. Buy some land yourself and plant those "fast growing hardwoods". When the bank comes to repossess your land you can pat yourself on the back all the way to your free lunch at the Salvation Army.

Agriculture is a business.

Besides, I'd make an off the cuff guess that those fast growing pines etc. suck up plenty of CO2.
 
2009-12-05 02:14:04 PM
To save the Earth get rid of Christmas Christians.

/FTFEarth
 
2009-12-05 02:15:17 PM
I like Christmas with all the traditions and giving/getting gifts.
I don't understand the problem some of you Farkers are having with it.

Do you have gigantic crappy families with horrid in-laws?
Or do you just hate giving gifts?
 
2009-12-05 02:15:57 PM
Troy McClure: I do like one perspective this letter brings: for all the bluster about global warming, how much is anyone truly prepared to sacrifice in their own lives to make a difference?

Is anyone willing to give up Christmas trees and lights so they can help the planet? I know I'm not.


I haven't had a tree or lights in 14 years. Not because of fraudulent data pushed on us for money. It's more because it's a hassle that I don't want to deal with.
 
2009-12-05 02:17:35 PM
THE EARTH IS IN PERIL

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won't anyone save it?
 
2009-12-05 02:17:53 PM
First Christmas, what's next? Axial tilt?
 
2009-12-05 02:18:46 PM
You can pry my christmas lights from my cold dead hands.
 
2009-12-05 02:20:53 PM
It's funny (or sickening), b/c all of those 'trappings' have absolutely nothing to do with christmas, and everything to do with sick american consumer culture.

It might help if the f*cking holiday didn't start in the middle of f*cking November either.

/kill em all!
//Christians I mean.
 
2009-12-05 02:20:57 PM
My family stopped exchanging gifts for Christmas three years ago, to conserve money.

We still get together for a big meal, but the endless piles of useless crap under the tree are history.

It's worked out great.

No more stress at Christmas.
 
2009-12-05 02:21:12 PM
Plus think of all the light pollution

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2009-12-05 02:21:25 PM
So lets put most of the retailers that rely on Christmas to stay afloat out of business and cost millions of people their jobs. That seems like a really good idea. Why can't people just think of Christmas as a time for good will and being with your family? If you can't do that and your delicate panties get into a bunch because of religious overtones then don't celebrate it yourself. Leave the rest of us that like to have days off and be with our families alone and STFU.
 
2009-12-05 02:21:41 PM
Ah the consumer holiday

tis the season to spend money


/i think we need to get rid of christmas to save humanity, not just the environment, although they do seem to go hand in hand sometimes
 
2009-12-05 02:23:06 PM
Christmas stress?
You're doing it wrong.
 
2009-12-05 02:23:46 PM
KillAllHumans: Ah the consumer holiday

tis the season to spend money


/i think we need to get rid of christmas to save humanity, not just the environment, although they do seem to go hand in hand sometimes

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It's a trap!!!
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/just goin' by your username
 
2009-12-05 02:26:00 PM
i113.photobucket.com

"Don't wanna waste electricity..."
 
2009-12-05 02:26:43 PM
Troy McClure: I do like one perspective this letter brings: for all the bluster about global warming, how much is anyone truly prepared to sacrifice in their own lives to make a difference?

Is anyone willing to give up Christmas trees and lights so they can help the planet? I know I'm not.


In my house we tend to use less of our year-round light fixtures and instead use Christmas lights, and my Dec electricity bill tends to be lower. I figure those little lights use less.

We also have more fires for aesthetics and use the oil furnace less.
 
2009-12-05 02:28:13 PM
Sort of follows from the idea that if you stop doing the things that make life interesting and worth living, you may live longer. Oh joy.
 
2009-12-05 02:29:08 PM
honkyboy: It sounds like a Modest Proposal to me.

I just hope it's not enacted too swiftly.
 
2009-12-05 02:29:55 PM
WHARGARBL ON CHRISTMASGARBL
 
2009-12-05 02:30:30 PM
The true meaning of Christmas is embedded in the story of the birth of Jesus... anything else is simply marketing.
 
2009-12-05 02:31:24 PM
MorePeasPlease: I like Christmas with all the traditions and giving/getting gifts.
I don't understand the problem some of you Farkers are having with it.

Do you have gigantic crappy families with horrid in-laws?
Or do you just hate giving gifts?


I hate feeling obligated to give gifts. I hate that two months out of every stinking year I've got to look at dancing santas and all that crap. That is one sixth of my life that I have to put up with the trappings of a holiday that I do not care to celebrate. I hate the music - the same ten farking songs I've been hearing my whole life that offer nothing but trite nostalgia and stupid melodies that stick in your brain like a shiv. It's out of farking control and while it might not need to be ended completely, it certainly needs to be confined to two weeks at the most.

Have kids? Great! They can have christmas. The rest of us would just like a quiet week away from work where we don't have to run around visiting all the dipshiat relatives we've spent the rest of the year avoiding. By the time the damn thing is over, I can't wait to get back to work, which is pretty damn sad. Here's the thing - if there's people I like, I try to see them during the rest of the year. Sometimes I'll even bring them a gift. I don't have to wait until december to do it, where everyone is some combination of exhausted, pissed off, drunk, and disappointed.

And if you're one of the fat-assed mouth-breathers that walks around a month from christmas in a santa hat, don't be surprised when you get punched in your jolly idiotic face.

Egg nog's nice, though.
 
2009-12-05 02:33:44 PM
She sounds like the kind of gal that also wants to get rid of Valentines Day because she can't get a date.
 
2009-12-05 02:35:04 PM
gunther_bumpass 2009-12-05 02:31:24 PM
MorePeasPlease: I like Christmas with all the traditions and giving/getting gifts.
I don't understand the problem some of you Farkers are having with it.

Do you have gigantic crappy families with horrid in-laws?
Or do you just hate giving gifts?

I hate feeling obligated to give gifts. I hate that two months out of every stinking year I've got to look at dancing santas and all that crap. That is one sixth of my life that I have to put up with the trappings of a holiday that I do not care to celebrate. I hate the music - the same ten farking songs I've been hearing my whole life that offer nothing but trite nostalgia and stupid melodies that stick in your brain like a shiv. It's out of farking control and while it might not need to be ended completely, it certainly needs to be confined to two weeks at the most.

Have kids? Great! They can have christmas. The rest of us would just like a quiet week away from work where we don't have to run around visiting all the dipshiat relatives we've spent the rest of the year avoiding. By the time the damn thing is over, I can't wait to get back to work, which is pretty damn sad. Here's the thing - if there's people I like, I try to see them during the rest of the year. Sometimes I'll even bring them a gift. I don't have to wait until december to do it, where everyone is some combination of exhausted, pissed off, drunk, and disappointed.

And if you're one of the fat-assed mouth-breathers that walks around a month from christmas in a santa hat, don't be surprised when you get punched in your jolly idiotic face.

Egg nog's nice, though.



Tonight you will be visited by three ghosts...
 
2009-12-05 02:35:35 PM
Nice, people getting panties in bunches because one person wants to do away with Pagan holiday.
 
2009-12-05 02:35:50 PM
We don't do christmas. It circumvents a lot of issues and hassles.
I truly resent forced gift exchange.
 
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