Ha ha ha subby>/b>the media posts an article every year. Which is the same frequency of this thread getting greenlit here at fark.

Pot, kettle, black.

urger: Pot, kettle, black.

I found that to be especially effective in inadvertent boldface.

someone hold me, I'm afraid of the bright lights.

Christ. I didn't see electric lights on a tree until I was married. My family always used candles. Anything else was, well, tacky.

PSA. If you live in an area without access to traditional xmas trees, don't yank up fan coral and decorated it. After a day or two the stench overcomes the nifty/aren't I resourceful aspect of the whole endeavor. The more ya know.

Question: does submitting a headline shaming news outlets for repetetive articles and then linking a repeating greenlit story from that morning count as irony?

So it's like the herbal plant in ScaryMovie...2,3 maybe? It rolled up and a black dude in a sheet and smoked him? But with a "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT"

urger: Ha ha ha subby>/b>the media posts an article every year. Which is the same frequency of this thread getting greenlit here at fark.

DAMN, THAT'S SOME COINCIDENCE.
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That is one ugly assed website.

Well there was a episode of Dr. Who where the Christmas tree tried to kill....ah nevermind.

One of the indications you want to look for when you're on your favorite tree lot, is to look at the needles and feel them and pull them a little bit, run your hands back and forth.

uh. repeat.

this thread brought to you by the non-flammable christmas cannabis plant.

DNRTFA. But there's always this...

Link (new window)

Damn, I forgot. NOT for the faint-hearted!!!

a better photo

my cat died from drinking Christmas tree water a few years ago. this is a legitimate concern.

CK2005: my cat died from drinking Christmas tree water a few years ago. this is a legitimate concern.

When I was 12 my dog knocked over the tree that had thousands of dollars worth of glass ornaments which broke on it (my mom is obsessed). So yes pets are a legit concern.

/Dog was fine.
//RIP Murphy Monte d'Oro

moops: this thread brought to you by the non-flammable christmas cannabis plant.

Um, wouldn't a non-flammable cannabis tree kinda be pointless?

/Just sayin'.

Phil the SWO: Um, wouldn't a non-flammable cannabis tree kinda be pointless?

no, because you can still make rope and blankets from it.

This is as good as time as any to link some nice Christmas-time "public info films," then:

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Here (new window)
And Here (new window)

Because Christmas will kill you to death, or some such.

Hence why I will only ever own a fake tree.

Damn, forgot about lead poisoning from the dog chewing the branches.

Screw, it, no more Christmas.