FARK.com: (4825073) "One of the indications you want to look for when you're on your favorite tree lot, is to look at the needles and feel them and pull them a little bit, run your hands back and forth." Giggity

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(Some Guy)		"One of the indications you want to look for when you're on your favorite tree lot, is to look at the needles and feel them and pull them a little bit, run your hands back and forth." Giggity (kfbb.com)		19
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Drizzit

2009-12-05 11:36:37 AM

"You also have to watch out for pets, your dogs and your cats, and even smaller kids that could knock over a Christmas tree, or could knock over candles, because we tend to have more decorations and more clutter during this time of year. It's very important to keep a closer eye on all of them."

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mreuther

2009-12-05 11:39:32 AM

Rule 34. No exceptions.

nytmare

2009-12-05 11:39:37 AM

I'm heading over to your mom's house now to watch her trim her fir.

headstone

2009-12-05 11:40:01 AM

re: "...feel them and pull them a little bit, run your hands back and forth."

It's a tree, not a bush....

FarKnight

2009-12-05 11:47:14 AM

....or just cut one down fresh.

karatekitten13

2009-12-05 11:48:19 AM

FarKnight: ....or just cut one down fresh.

That's what we do here on the island. A pine forest on a tropical island. Gotta love it.

bugmn99

2009-12-05 11:49:43 AM

If I paint my penis green, it could probably pass for a pine needle...

Sorry, thinking out loud here.

Seacop

2009-12-05 11:54:46 AM

bugmn99: If I paint my penis green, it could probably pass for a pine needle...

Sorry, thinking out loud here.

Mines more like a festivus pole.

Twigz221

2009-12-05 11:56:17 AM

Or just get an artificial tree.

robomonkster

2009-12-05 12:01:15 PM

I got wood.

Elektrohed

2009-12-05 12:08:11 PM

SwiftFox

2009-12-05 12:10:07 PM

Ah childhood memories... the family tradition of going off to the Christmas tree lot to pick out the perfect tree.

Dad finally picking instead the one that was bare on one side, and that he could buy for a third of the price of the others.

Whatever the price was, freezing our butts off in the snow as he tried to bargain it as much lower as he could in as much time as he had for us to freeze our butts off in the snow during.

Positioning it in the corner of the living room with the window shades pulled down so no one would see the pathetic part from outside.

Dad cussing up a storm sawing on the stump and repositioning it in the stand and leaning and propping, and if necessary tethering it, struggling to overcome the thing only having one stable position, lying on its side.

Those were the good old days

Elektrohed

2009-12-05 12:10:53 PM

SwiftFox: Ah childhood memories... the family tradition of going off to the Christmas tree lot to pick out the perfect tree.

Dad finally picking instead the one that was bare on one side, and that he could buy for a third of the price of the others.

Whatever the price was, freezing our butts off in the snow as he tried to bargain it as much lower as he could in as much time as he had for us to freeze our butts off in the snow during.

Positioning it in the corner of the living room with the window shades pulled down so no one would see the pathetic part from outside.

Dad cussing up a storm sawing on the stump and repositioning it in the stand and leaning and propping, and if necessary tethering it, struggling to overcome the thing only having one stable position, lying on its side.

Those were the good old days

Poor you.... you guys sound like WASPs!

Lydia_C

2009-12-05 01:07:21 PM

I got my tree this morning, so I'm getting a kick...

/ tree was wrapped so I couldn't do this test in the lot
// needles withstand pulling quite nicely
/// branches taking a little while to settle down

Seacop

2009-12-05 01:21:59 PM

SwiftFox: Whatever the price was, freezing our butts off in the snow as he tried to bargain it as much lower as he could in as much time as he had for us to freeze our butts off in the snow during

Butts. They freeze off in the snow.

I have no idea what that sentence is saying.

Cucumber_Breath

2009-12-05 01:37:42 PM

Parents have run a tree lot for 30 years, and I have been helping them for about 20 years so I am getting a real kick out of these replys. Cuz some farkers will yada yada yada.

snocone

2009-12-05 02:05:31 PM

"One of the indications you want to look for when you're on your favorite ~~tree lot~~ strip club, is to look at the ~~needles~~ organs and feel them and pull them a little bit, run your hands back and forth."

Seacop

2009-12-05 02:34:17 PM

snocone: "One of the indications you want to look for when you're on your favorite tree lot strip club, is to look at the needles organs and feel them and pull them a little bit, run your hands back and forth."

ORGANS?????

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