FARK.com: (4825008) Butterfingered goober, being a smartie, tried to skor a hat and two Whatchamacallits from a police station. His fast break failed and he's in mounds of trouble. His airhead girlfriend also got some snickers and a time-out

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(officer.com)		Butterfingered goober, being a smartie, tried to skor a hat and two Whatchamacallits from a police station. His fast break failed and he's in mounds of trouble. His airhead girlfriend also got some snickers and a time-out (officer.com)		27
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tukatz

2009-12-05 01:51:51 AM

Nerds

Megain

2009-12-05 10:20:37 AM

tukatz

2009-12-05 11:58:06 AM

He'll pay his bail on
candybarlab.files.wordpress.com

Elektrohed

2009-12-05 12:06:23 PM

And Subby didn't even ruin his life!

2009-12-05 12:07:20 PM

"Candy
Is dandy
But liquor
Is quicker."

- Ogden Nash, 'Reflections on Ice-Breaking'

bugmn99

2009-12-05 12:08:05 PM

I wonder if his girlfriend is into M&M's.

Elektrohed

2009-12-05 12:09:08 PM

#2, for the gratuitous Ogden Nash reference, welcome to my favorites list.

Deacon Blue

2009-12-05 12:10:37 PM

This is your life on drugs.

Ed Willy

2009-12-05 12:15:27 PM

U-No his cell mate Mr. Goodbar will be his Sugar Daddy, Rolo him over and pop his Big Cherry when he slips his peanuts be-Twix the sheets, until he shouts "Oh Henry"

masterskip

2009-12-05 12:16:05 PM

Link (new window)

Unhip1

2009-12-05 12:38:08 PM

Bravo Subby abd Ed Willy! I LOLed... I hardly ever actually do that in public to the point of attrating attention from strangers... Happy Weekend!

MortalComedy

2009-12-05 12:40:04 PM

Peanuts

mccallcl

2009-12-05 01:16:10 PM

Almond Joy-ing this thread so far

ColPapa

2009-12-05 01:17:29 PM

Now he'll have to focus on keeping traffic away from the Hershey Highway.

Wolfmanjames

2009-12-05 01:23:20 PM

Looks like his life will no longer be skittles and beer.

Chakka

2009-12-05 01:23:47 PM

Those damn Amish. Always causing trouble.

Get A JOB ya SELF RIGHTEOUS MONKEY FACE ANTI-TECHNOTARDS.

ps. We like your portable, energy saving, electric, fake fireplace though.

johnnygew

2009-12-05 01:25:14 PM

Girlfriend?
i.cdn.turner.com

Hugo Zorilla

2009-12-05 01:28:09 PM

Someone will stick their Clark Bar in his Good 'n' Plenty.

JonnyBGoode

2009-12-05 01:38:26 PM

Was bail set at 100 Grand?

MikeyistheDevil

2009-12-05 01:58:40 PM

#2: "Candy
Is dandy
But liquor
Is quicker."

- Ogden Nash, 'Reflections on Ice-Breaking'

Don't give me that horse crap, Willy Wonka said that.

McKeesport Beer Baron

2009-12-05 02:52:51 PM

Didn't this happen down on 5th avenue?

JoelS

2009-12-05 02:54:49 PM

srsly? "...they found two of their Whatchamacallit brand candy bars and two used syringes Kidd had taken from a disposal container."

stuffy

2009-12-05 03:23:01 PM

Stealing from cops. Thats just ballsy

Adingo8mybb

2009-12-05 03:51:22 PM

What a Zero.

Ed Willy

2009-12-05 05:21:12 PM

Unhip1: Bravo Subby abd Ed Willy! I LOLed... I hardly ever actually do that in public to the point of attrating attention from strangers... Happy Weekend!

Glad I made you laugh and don't owe you a new keyboard.

Rattrap007

2009-12-05 07:11:34 PM

This gave me an lot of Almond Joy..

Shadyman

2009-12-06 12:20:40 AM

/Golf clap for subby. +1

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