UnspokenVoice: Boobiesoo

Now that was a neat one. No, chilled urine does not pass the filter either.

Epsilon: I love how the headline points out that he was "overweight" and the article makes sure to mention that he was "chubby".

Are we to believe that if he had been physically fit this would be a non-story? Was his offense somehow more egregious because he was fat?

I'm just trying to figure out why that particular fact is meant to be such an important and compelling part of the overall story.

Yes, fat people know it's a crime to expose any fat in public. Harsh but fair.

Anyway, seriously though, sounds like the kids thought it was funny, teacher thought it was funny, no kids were molested so they should let it ride, instead everyone's too scared of paedophiles and litigation.

YOU FAT PURPLE GRAPE

Kierkegaard's Pseudonym: dreadprophet: I rather hope you're trolling. Not at all the same thing.

Same position on the human body. Same anatomical structures.

Err... Yeah... There's this thing called "society" and they set the rules. Not you personally but everyone as a collective. Sucks if you don't like it but you don't really have much of a choice. Yes there are crazy bastards who will insist that women have the same rights as men when it comes to baring their chest. I suggest you punch one. If they then advocate that you only get the standard assault charge then they can opine on the subject. When I see a woman's liberation organization moving into the courts to insist that men and women get equal treatment I'll buy into the equality part of that.

/does not recommend hitting anyone
//still looking for a good lawyer though (did not hit a woman - did not hit anyone according to everyone else AND my memory but still gotta go to court)

Kierkegaard's Pseudonym: UnspokenVoice: /does not recommend hitting anyone
//still looking for a good lawyer though (did not hit a woman - did not hit anyone according to everyone else AND my memory but still gotta go to court)

Am I alone here that I totally love Fark posts like this?

It was a good party. It involved vodka and someone going to the hospital and blaming it on me. He wasn't exactly clear but rather than have 'em stomp through my house I said I'd take the ticket as long as I was assured that I wasn't going to be admitting guilt by doing so.

*sighs* It gets worse?

I'm expecting to be arrested at that time. It turns out I wasn't going to be. It would also appear that I'm out there climbing in the cruiser (being a big helper or some shiat) and asking him if I can drive, play with the lights, and if I should be handcuffed. I don't do well on vodka. I usually avoid it like the plague. I'm assuming it is a mental thing as I do just fine on other, more potent, alcohols.

It's a 45 minute drive to the nearest police station (if you speed like a demon) so he's trying to get rid of me. The drunk who filed the complaint couldn't tell him who it was but he remembered my name and my address (he'd never been here before and sure as hell isn't coming back if I can ever remember his name). No bail conditions. No arrest or anything. Oh well.

Oh it gets worse...

The above 45 minute mention? That's not me making shiat up. I'm in Franklin County, Maine. You can look it up if you want.

I called and said sorry to the cop and explained that I didn't hold it against him nor did I feel that my effort to apologize was going to impact any court proceedings in the future but that I simply wanted him to know that I was truly sorry for my antics. It seems that he also had to carry me (or assist really) me back to the house which is an effort in and of itself. He gave my cigar pack back to me when I told him he should probably confiscate the joint in it and smoke it (or something similar - verbatim is NOT an option) as it would make his night go better. I told him he couldn't come in the house while he was on duty but I'd sit on the porch and drink with him until his shift was over if he wanted - the missus and Frank tell me I repeated that often and was quite disappointed when he turned me down.

Yeah. It was a good one. I still feel sort of bad about it. As for my "victim" he had no marks on his body nor did I have any on mine. I don't recall (nor does anyone else) beating him up or even threatening anyone that night. I'm a pretty happy drunk actually but vodka contains the spirits of the damned for me so it would not surprise me too much.

The thing is that I'm only *maybe* 175 pounds and the dude I "beat up" (so the cop told me was what was reported) is a good 75 pounds on me. I'm pretty sure a ten year old girl can beat the shiat out of me on a vodka night and do so without getting a scratch on her. If it isn't dropped I'm going to get a lawyer and some more vodka.

A part of me sees nothing too major wrong with this. It wasn't *that* offensive really. It isn't acceptable but in today's society that is way above some of the things I've read about.

Hmm... Maybe something about Boobiesoo now that I see the comments.

WTF is a supply teacher ?

skodabunny: UnspokenVoice: If it isn't dropped I'm going to get a lawyer and some more vodka.

Maybe not the vodka though, eh?

\cool story bro
\\i wish you luck

Bah... It is Maine, vodka is a requirement at this point. We don't make sense to the rest of the world but we strangely have a very low crime rate all things considered. (Would actually be doing the "Mainer" which is pretty interesting. If I get caught they yell at me and maybe arrest me. If I don't get caught I go over - give THEM the vodka and hopefully don't drink any. Then I listen to them yell at me or perhaps say sorry which is likely in this case and then the case doesn't actually see a court room.)