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(The Sun)   Mick Jagger's son dating Keith Richard's daughter. Imagine the offspring   ( divider line
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2003-03-28 12:48:36 AM  
No, No... Please God no...

This scares even ex-communist tyrants.
-uncle Joe
2003-03-28 01:12:35 AM  
I think this needs to be a photoshop theme. :)
2003-03-28 01:12:35 AM  
No thanks!
2003-03-28 01:37:08 AM  
I bet drugs are involved!
2003-03-28 05:33:28 AM  
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Okay, now what do you want me to do?
2003-03-28 08:23:06 AM  
This makes Baby Jeebus roll over in his grave.
2003-03-28 08:23:31 AM  
I love that Keith's getting pissy about his daughter dating someone twice her age...
2003-03-28 08:23:45 AM  
I'm with Jay_Vee:

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Now what?
2003-03-28 08:24:35 AM  
if it's alright with all of you, I'd realy rather not.
The 60 year old crippled woman in my office has spent all morning talking about her up coming colonoscopy, so I have plenty of really scary images floating through my head at the moment.
2003-03-28 08:25:19 AM  
I just read part of this story on the air, and used exactly the same punchline... then reloaded Fark, and it was on the page.

See? Sometimes morning show guys can come up with their own punchlines... or at least tell them BEFORE they show up on Fark.
2003-03-28 08:26:35 AM  
And then I played the Offspring! WTF...
2003-03-28 08:27:34 AM  
Get off my cloud daughter.
2003-03-28 08:30:42 AM  
Malinosis, it's Micks daughter that's dating someone twice her age.
2003-03-28 08:32:27 AM  
My mistake, Vegita3_16.
2003-03-28 08:32:28 AM  
Rock and Roll inbreeding!
2003-03-28 08:33:22 AM  
The woman in the bottom photo looks a lot like tori amos. I'd much rather listen to her shrill wailing (i like tori amos, but that's what my mom calls it) than jagger's gurgling.

It's so touching how the cycle continues...parents get their panties in a bunch over their kids doing the same damn things they did when they were young. For some reason it's sadder/funnier when famous people do it.
2003-03-28 08:33:54 AM  
Now THAT is biological warfare.
2003-03-28 08:34:49 AM  
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2003-03-28 08:35:35 AM  
Solzhenisin I second that thought!!
2003-03-28 08:36:09 AM  

--If you just don't think about this it is much easier--

2003-03-28 08:36:31 AM  
Awwww they're so cute together!!!!
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2003-03-28 08:39:51 AM  
I didn't know Brucee Springsteen and Tori Amos were dating. Interesting.
2003-03-28 08:39:53 AM  
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2003-03-28 08:41:37 AM  
Mvswart LOL.
2003-03-28 08:41:42 AM  
Sometimes morning show guys can come up with their own punchlines... or at least tell them BEFORE they show up on Fark.

Unless of course they are Total Farkers...
2003-03-28 08:43:03 AM  
This really should be a photoshop contest. Lol.
2003-03-28 08:44:13 AM  
But James Jagger can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me.
2003-03-28 08:45:05 AM  
A word of advice Keith: lock up your Mars bars.
2003-03-28 08:45:56 AM  
I would think Mick Jagger's son would be a better match for David Bowie's boy.
2003-03-28 08:50:29 AM  
Conan's going to have a field day with this one...
2003-03-28 08:50:48 AM  
Yikes, she has her dad's eyes. And that ain't a good thing.
2003-03-28 08:51:40 AM  
Purple_Jack: You were very faithful in posting that old nugget.
2003-03-28 08:55:02 AM  
What a fine and upstanding looking young man. I'd say downright priggish. Heh heh, I bet that really annoys his father.
2003-03-28 08:55:43 AM  
Hey - I played rugby with David Bowie's son. Nice guy, or upstanding bloke (depending on location). We went to the same college in Ohio. For a kid with a super-rich dad, he was very lowkey about it.
2003-03-28 08:56:53 AM  
makin funnny babies
2003-03-28 09:04:27 AM  
Malinois: My apologies for my destruction of your name in my Boobies.
2003-03-28 09:04:47 AM  
I think any children they had would grow up to look exactly like Steven Tyler
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2003-03-28 09:06:03 AM  
03-28-03 09:04:27 AM Vegita6_13
Malinois: My apologies for my destruction of your name in my Boobies.

that's just funny 8-)
2003-03-28 09:07:05 AM  

2003-03-28 09:08:19 AM  
I understand that Mick has a lot of experience with men. Back in the 70's Jerry Hall walked in on him with Dennis Weaver. She said, "hey, you, get off McCloud!"

2003-03-28 09:10:30 AM  
HarrisonBergeron I was thinking the same thing. Perhaps she's really kin of Marty Feldman...

BTW - you're not related to that ABC Funniest Video guy are you?
2003-03-28 09:13:27 AM  
Bump:- I think he's related to a really good Kurt Vonnegut short story.
2003-03-28 09:13:29 AM  
Neither of the kids are spectacular to look at, but if you consider 1/2 the genetic source matieral...well, they dodged a couple of bullets.
2003-03-28 09:15:38 AM  
I'd hit her...

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and her....

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2003-03-28 09:15:58 AM  
I think they make a cute couple. Yep.
2003-03-28 09:18:17 AM  
Keith and "Sir" Mick are only 59?! WTF?! I thought they'd be at least in their late sixties!

Aside from the main point of the article, Mick's other teenage daughter is dating a 44 yearold? This is some freaky sh*t, what drugs are they all using and where can I get some?
2003-03-28 09:18:53 AM  
I guess Elizabeth Jagger has some daddy issues.
2003-03-28 09:19:26 AM  
DslainteC You punning Farker - I winced when I read that. Marianne could discover a cure for cancer tomorrow, but all anyone who ever meets her will be thinking about is that Mars bar story.
2003-03-28 09:20:55 AM  
Think of the little mutants.

Please! Think of the little mutants and give generously.
2003-03-28 09:23:34 AM  
As a "cock-eyed" friend recently told me:
"Just pick one and stay with it"
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