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(NCBuy)   Orgies won't accept just anyone these days   (ncbuy.com) divider line 132
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153 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Mar 2003 at 2:56 AM (12 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2003-03-28 12:35:05 AM  
Hey baby, how's your ankle doing?
 
2003-03-28 01:00:57 AM  
:-(
 
2003-03-28 01:04:47 AM  
Corrin says you can ruin your chances of being invited to future sex parties if you are rude when breaking in to an orgy.

When picturing 'breaking in to an orgy', all I could think of was this:

[image from intellivision-forever.de too old to be available]

Now that I look at the pic, it seems even worse..
 
2003-03-28 01:11:40 AM  
I dont care what anyone says. I know 4 people who reguarly attend orgies. They are all under 40 and DISGUSTING-looking. Pukeity-puke puke puke.
BLAH!

/heebie jeebies
 
2003-03-28 01:23:02 AM  
lol this is obvious. and it isn't recently, them thar romans knew their orgies better than a female first year women's studies major knows her vulva.

well ... ok, maybe not THAT well.

anyway, this is a farking worthless article that says nothing. what, you mean rich people in new york don't let fat comic book guys crash their sex parties? omfg no way!
 
2003-03-28 01:28:33 AM  
I never get invited to orgies and I meet the criteria. Ohhh.. its because I do not live in New York!
 
2003-03-28 02:59:20 AM  
Seinfeld knows why orgies are bad.
 
2003-03-28 02:59:45 AM  
It says here on your resume that your a minotaur?
 
2003-03-28 03:00:31 AM  
Corrin says you can ruin your chances of being invited to future sex parties if you are rude when breaking in to an orgy. She suggests taking it slow by offering to rub someone's ankle first.

yeah, id be up for that. if by ankle we mean vagina. and by rub we mean violate. and by first we mean with my rod.
 
2003-03-28 03:00:48 AM  
And while women can pretty much do whoever they please, it's rude to wear underwear.

let freedom ring.
 
2003-03-28 03:00:53 AM  
Don't like 'em. Always end up interrupted by some nasty biatch while hooking up with the one I want.
 
2003-03-28 03:04:18 AM  
Centaur...

damn dirty ones.
 
2003-03-28 03:06:20 AM  
Information that I never have a use for.
 
2003-03-28 03:08:27 AM  
Damn. This is going to complicate things.
 
2003-03-28 03:09:13 AM  
i hope they get the HIV and die
 
2003-03-28 03:10:13 AM  
Care for a rub?

[image from skihealth.com too old to be available]
 
2003-03-28 03:11:24 AM  
Pfft. Rules for an orgy are like a group of blind tourguides- who really wants to follow them?
 
2003-03-28 03:12:39 AM  
And to think, I shaved and everything.......
 
2003-03-28 03:12:48 AM  
What a nice thing to say.

Well, from personal experience I can tell that the few times I've been in that sort of thing, condoms were mandatory, so the HIV is unlikely :P
 
2003-03-28 03:14:21 AM  
JOHNDX - Is that one of the rules of etiquette?
 
2003-03-28 03:19:15 AM  
Chunklight wtf?
 
2003-03-28 03:20:54 AM  
...brings new meaning to a "quiet nite at home"
 
2003-03-28 03:22:17 AM  
Outlaw2097:- ...and a new spelling
 
2003-03-28 03:22:23 AM  
JOHNDX, where I've been yes.

The article was refering to a very specific place, and while some of these rules are commonplace, its not the same way everywhere. For exemple, men were fully allowed to make the first moves where I've been...

I've heard of places where they ask STD-free certificates from participants.
 
2003-03-28 03:23:44 AM  
I'm getting the impression Chunklight's boyfriend's test results have come in.
 
2003-03-28 03:25:46 AM  
I tend to think that Orgies are like lesbians, both good in theory, but ugly in reality.
 
2003-03-28 03:26:56 AM  
that is the stupidest artical ever. guys can't make the first move? Whatever.
 
2003-03-28 03:27:34 AM  
03-28-03 03:22:23 AM Zenegan
JOHNDX, where I've been yes.

The article was refering to a very specific place, and while some of these rules are commonplace, its not the same way everywhere. For exemple, men were fully allowed to make the first moves where I've been...


Where I've Been
Mary J. Blige

It's been hard for me
Trying strugglin' in the streets
But where I've been- Is no longer where I'm at
And where I'm going- Is not where I'm stoppin' at

It's been hard for me
Trying strugglin' in the streets
But where I've been- Is no longer where I'm at
And where I'm going- Is not where I'm stoppin' at

I grew up as a 70's baby
Brought up in poverty and sin
Makin' jokes at the crazy lady
Never acred how she was dealin' within
I knew all the words to
Micheal Jackson's album as a kid
And when it came to the biggest crusher
No he wasn't my man
At the age of seven years old
A strange thing happened to me
Before I even saw
My life had flashed before me
And I've got the mark to show
And it became a thang of beauty
So I gotta let you know
That my life, that my life

It's been hard for me
Trying strugglin' in the streets
But where I've been- Is no longer where I'm at
And where I'm going- Is not where I'm stoppin' at

It's been hard for me
Trying strugglin' in the streets
But where I've been- Is no longer where I'm at
And where I'm going- Is not where I'm stoppin' at

It's been hard for me
Trying strugglin' in the streets
But where I've been- Is no longer where I'm at
And where I'm going- Is not where I'm stoppin' at

Now mama's workin' hard all day
And she said this before she left home
Take care of your little brother
Have the place cleaned when I get home
All these priorities
Me and Tanya had to learn to be grown
But at the time for me
Being grown had seemed so lone
Woke up and I'm seventeen
With nothing going for me
Except the fact that I sing
You know it hurts so much
From all the sights that I've seen
From abusin' the hole in trust
You probably couldn't take some of things
That I've lived in my life

It's been hard for me
Trying strugglin' in the streets
But where I've been- Is no longer where I'm at
And where I'm going- Is not where I'm stoppin' at

It's been hard for me
Trying strugglin' in the streets
But where I've been- Is no longer where I'm at
And where I'm going- Is not where I'm stoppin' at

It's been hard for me
Trying strugglin' in the streets
But where I've been- Is no longer where I'm at
And where I'm going- Is not where I'm stoppin' at

It's hard and the street's a jungle [I'm telling you, I'm telling you]
Especially with your pretty colors [I'm telling you, I'm telling you]
So stay low and keep it humble [I'm telling you, I'm telling you]
Black women hold it down, keep your feet on the ground
Black men keep searching and you'll be found

It's been hard for me
Trying strugglin' in the streets
But where I've been- Is no longer where I'm at
And where I'm going- Is not where I'm stoppin' at

It's been hard for me
Trying strugglin' in the streets
But where I've been- Is no longer where I'm at
And where I'm going- Is not where I'm stoppin' at

[Rap by Eve]
In this world of continuous bullshiat and full clips
Seems all we have to pass down is being useless
Broken homes, babies all alone, parent's never there
No food, no clothes to wear, anger everywhere
Ain't no values being taught, no productive thoughts
Jealousy rules the world, take shiat at any cost
Gotta change our state of life, keep it worth livin'
God gave us voices to speak and that's our way of givin'
It's so much bigger than the furs and the jewels
What about encouragin' the youth to do well
What about givin' back- what about unifying
shiat we all black- get it together
Everybody's got their trials and tribulations
Learn to change the negative to positive situations
Don't hold the lessons that you learn
Pass it on and except the blessings that could earn

It's been hard for me
Trying strugglin' in the streets
But where I've been- Is no longer where I'm at
And where I'm going- Is not where I'm stoppin' at
 
2003-03-28 03:28:11 AM  
I answered an ad to get involved in an orgy, but they were only looking for skinny, beautiful model-types - normal-looking fat chicks need not apply. Where's a girl to go to get fvcked silly in NYC??
 
2003-03-28 03:29:01 AM  
Cue for every NY farker to pipe up.
 
2003-03-28 03:32:18 AM  
Cue for every NY farker to pipe up.

Piping up might be the problem for them.

Ba-dump bump
 
2003-03-28 03:32:23 AM  
Thank God. I was afraid that we were going to have to go the entire night without someone posting the lyrics to some shiatty song.
 
2003-03-28 03:35:37 AM  
Excuse Me, I have to go fap to HurlyBurly's revealing ankle picture.
 
2003-03-28 03:35:57 AM  
The article is spot on. While very brief, it is accurate. So the unlikely tag should be replaced with an interesting or obvious tag.

Signed,

A Swinger
 
2003-03-28 03:36:32 AM  
any Mary J. Blige reference makes u a superstar! :) good R&B choice.

i'd also like to add..
[image from acts17-11.com too old to be available]
 
2003-03-28 03:39:23 AM  
boooo
 
2003-03-28 03:40:07 AM  
It's nobody's business what 2 or 3 or 5 consenting adults do in the privacy of their own homes. But when people at work start talking about it....
 
2003-03-28 03:40:30 AM  
Somebody Sure likes typing, because no one reads that crap. I'm sure if I was deep enough though, it would be a truly satisfying intellectual experience, that I could carry with Me for the rest of My life.
 
2003-03-28 03:41:23 AM  
Damn, there goes my chances,

< searches in underpants drawer one last time -

Nope I'm not in.
 
2003-03-28 03:42:09 AM  
I'm not an orgy guy!
 
2003-03-28 03:43:57 AM  
03-28-03 03:40:30 AM TommyymmoT
Somebody Sure likes typing, because no one reads that crap. I'm sure if I was deep enough though, it would be a truly satisfying intellectual experience, that I could carry with Me for the rest of My life.

Dude! Its called copy and paste. Try it sometime.
 
2003-03-28 03:44:17 AM  
"I'd have to get new friends! Orgy friends!"

Hehe, one of the best episodes ever.
 
2003-03-28 03:44:56 AM  
629am
 
2003-03-28 03:47:18 AM  
Dude! It's called HTML. Try it some time.
 
2003-03-28 03:47:18 AM  
eewwwwwwwww grody
 
2003-03-28 03:51:57 AM  
Okay, I've failed to find a 3 page song about pointless songs. Andonbray will just have to pretend that I made a very witty joke. Maybe he can pretend to laugh.
 
2003-03-28 03:53:18 AM  
03-28-03 03:47:18 AM JoeCamelToe
Dude! It's called HTML. Try it some time.

That requires far too much effort at 12:50AM.
 
2003-03-28 03:54:52 AM  
Jay vee - I laughed. Really.
 
2003-03-28 03:55:10 AM  
03-28-03 03:43:57 AM HurlyBurly
03-28-03 03:40:30 AM TommyymmoT
Somebody Sure likes typing, because no one reads that crap. I'm sure if I was deep enough though, it would be a truly satisfying intellectual experience, that I could carry with Me for the rest of My life.

Dude! Its called copy and paste. Try it sometime


Hey! You're right! It was fun!... but then again I'd rather shave My head with a cheese grater than endure scrolling past another 8 stanzas of lyrics, that even the poster didn't care enough about to do any more than copy and paste.
 
2003-03-28 03:56:26 AM  
Beautiful people only?

:(
 
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