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(Missoulian) Amusing Talking trash or having sex in your squad car? You might want to make sure that you haven't inadvertently activated your radio   (missoulian.com) divider line 22
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2009-12-04 11:00:42 PM
"That Troy place sounds like a lively spot." -- Homer
 
2009-12-05 12:53:49 AM
Sounds like business as usual in a small town.

Just this time it's getting play cause th mayor wants to fire the Chief.
 
2009-12-05 02:13:46 AM
Damn, I hate when that happens.
 
2009-12-05 02:19:06 AM
f00.inventorspot.com
 
2009-12-05 02:20:41 AM
I like how the way subby puts it, it makes it sound like you can't tell which one they were doing.

"You're a dirty whore!"
"fark it!"
"Suck my..."

You get the point.
 
2009-12-05 02:20:48 AM
Wow. What else can you say?
 
2009-12-05 02:33:25 AM
For the record, if this offends you, stay away from the military bands.
 
2009-12-05 02:33:50 AM
Lived in MT in the mid 70's
I see nothing has changed much, cept you can read about it on Fark
 
2009-12-05 02:38:45 AM
Would abuse my patrol time to fark hot women if I was a cop.

/Serve and protect.
 
2009-12-05 02:41:23 AM
nekulor: Would abuse my patrol time to fark hot women if I was a cop.

/Serve service and protect.


FTFY
 
2009-12-05 02:48:03 AM
I am talking trash and having wild monkey sex in a squad car and am getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2009-12-05 03:09:17 AM
giggity giggity goo
 
2009-12-05 03:25:33 AM
www.brokenlizard.com

not impressed.

/hot like Ursula!
 
2009-12-05 03:33:22 AM
Coincidentally, "Troy Montana" was my porn name.
 
2009-12-05 04:11:10 AM
Ahh, having been a former scanner junkie but casual listener now, there are tidbits few a far between. I've heard trainees talking crap about dispatchers with the mic accidentally open, cops telling war stories about how they got around the rules and tricked some college students and busted up their house party or how they cut the power to dorm rooms if they don't open up.

A tame recent one had the 911 dispatcher leave her mic open. A 911 hang up call comes in:

"Hello blabbity 911"
"Helloooooooooo?!?" (cranky tone is obvious)
"Hellooooo, don't hang up on me!"
"Don't hang up on me!"
"Alright, I'm sending the cops" (I'm going to ruin your night tone is obvious)

I'm sure the cops loved hearing how they get pawned into running around because the dispatcher is cranky over a call.
 
2009-12-05 05:05:10 AM
make sure all mics are off. rookies.
 
2009-12-05 05:54:12 AM
This is merely an example of how most cops are GOOD cops and the few bad appl...

Ahh, screw it.
 
2009-12-05 06:52:02 AM
 
2009-12-05 07:59:34 AM
carnifderome: Ahh, having been a former scanner junkie but casual listener now, there are tidbits few a far between. I've heard trainees talking crap about dispatchers with the mic accidentally open, cops telling war stories about how they got around the rules and tricked some college students and busted up their house party or how they cut the power to dorm rooms if they don't open up.

A tame recent one had the 911 dispatcher leave her mic open. A 911 hang up call comes in:

"Hello blabbity 911"
"Helloooooooooo?!?" (cranky tone is obvious)
"Hellooooo, don't hang up on me!"
"Don't hang up on me!"
"Alright, I'm sending the cops" (I'm going to ruin your night tone is obvious)

I'm sure the cops loved hearing how they get pawned into running around because the dispatcher is cranky over a call.


Best scanner tidbit that I have ever heard was a guy showed up at a local fire station with his trans-am and wanted the firemen to help him cast the demons out of his possessed car. You could hear the amusement in the dispatcher's voice as she relayed the story a couple of times to the officers. She was professional and didn't break down in uncontrollable giggling.
 
2009-12-05 09:24:20 AM
"Oh Frank! Kiss my hot lips!!!"
 
2009-12-05 10:12:25 AM
exparrot: "Oh Frank! Kiss my hot lips!!!"

Heh heh heh.
 
2009-12-05 01:43:16 PM
This is why we should disable voice activation on our phones.

/dnrtfa
 
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