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(NJ.com) Asinine Five children go 11 days without food while mother makes no effort to look for job: "We were supposed to wait for God to provide and that's what we did"   (nj.com) divider line 198
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2009-12-04 05:23:14 PM
God helps those who help themselves.

On another note, I'd have been fine with cannibalism in this scenario if the kids had the guts to gut mom.
 
2009-12-04 05:23:52 PM
Did the Father make any attempt to get them money?
 
2009-12-04 05:24:32 PM
www.holamun2.com
 
rmz
2009-12-04 05:27:44 PM
Obviously God wants them to die.
 
2009-12-04 05:29:26 PM
netweavr: Did the Father make any attempt to get them money?

FTFA:

they said Walker never tried to get any assistance for her family, either from her estranged husband or from other relatives.

Nope.
 
2009-12-04 05:32:49 PM
You guys are acting like God would ever let kids die of starvation.
 
2009-12-04 05:38:55 PM
Oh man, not to the main page till eight thirty? I gotta leave work and I want to be around for the flame war.

/pouts in corner
 
2009-12-04 05:44:22 PM
castlezzt.net
 
2009-12-04 05:44:53 PM
"Over three months in 2006"

"Walker's oldest daughter, now 21"


An 18-year old girl can't feed herself?

"She likewise avoided seeking help from two churches near the Hopatcong cabin where they had been staying"

It kind of seems like God was trying to help.
 
2009-12-04 05:46:04 PM
netweavr: Did the Father make any attempt to get them money?

You assume there's only one.
 
2009-12-04 05:46:17 PM
She sounds black.
 
2009-12-04 05:51:36 PM
I'm willing to bet that the mother was somehow able to feed herself through all this.
 
2009-12-04 05:53:27 PM
Zombie Neurosurgeon: It kind of seems like God was trying to help.

"I warned you, then sent a raft, a boat, and a helicopter!"
 
2009-12-04 05:55:34 PM
Zombie Neurosurgeon: It kind of seems like God was trying to help.

Alternately:

"Go buy a ticket first!"
 
2009-12-04 05:55:47 PM
Flood, roof, boat, helicopter, "why'd you let me drown?", etc...
 
2009-12-04 05:56:24 PM
BKITU: Zombie Neurosurgeon: It kind of seems like God was trying to help.

"I warned you, then sent a raft, a boat, and a helicopter!"


damn you.
 
2009-12-04 06:04:25 PM
Oh...

Kay...
 
2009-12-04 06:06:21 PM
Um, it kinda sounds like the woman was mentally disturbed.
 
2009-12-04 06:14:09 PM
Katie98_KT: Um, it kinda sounds like the woman was mentally disturbed.

She's religious. Same difference.
 
2009-12-04 06:16:22 PM
I suppose it's a comforting thought believing that God will save you from the harsh struggles in life, but it doesn't really happen. He never did jack shiat for me.
 
2009-12-04 06:36:57 PM
And since God doesn't exist, your ass starved because your mother was a farking moron. You stupid biatch, even the Bible says that God helps those that help themselves. He doesn't do shiat for lazy assholes.
 
2009-12-04 06:40:20 PM
GAT_00: You stupid biatch, even the Bible says that God helps those that help themselves. He doesn't do shiat for lazy assholes.

Except for Lazarus. That dude was just lying around stinking up the joint, then whaddya know?
 
2009-12-04 06:43:09 PM
Who decided to give the mother custody?

If no one did, then why isn't the father being charged with a crime here as well?
 
2009-12-04 06:43:22 PM
Eleven days without food can go by fast.
 
2009-12-04 07:03:39 PM
rmz: Obviously God wants them to die.shiat shiat shiat
what kind of god let these people live?
clearly, if god was all powerful, she would have killed this tard and her spawn because they are too stoopid to live!
 
2009-12-04 07:05:08 PM
ARGHHHHHH
the tags, they didnt close

also

cue the "take the kids from her" and "leave the kids with their biological mother" tards

/kill, the mother, then you dont have to choose between the two
 
2009-12-04 07:10:15 PM
brap: Eleven days without food can go by fast.

Oh well done, well done sir!
 
2009-12-04 07:28:42 PM
GAT_00: even the Bible says that God helps those that help themselves.

No it doesn't. Unless Ben Franklin was in the Bible.
 
2009-12-04 07:32:29 PM
Zulu_as_Kono: GAT_00: even the Bible says that God helps those that help themselves.

No it doesn't. Unless Ben Franklin was in the Bible.


All the Founding Fathers were in the Bible, you libtard commie.
 
2009-12-04 07:39:48 PM
WhyteRaven74: Oh well done, well done sir!

Thanks, I'm in a bit of an emotional spot and needed affirmation.

P.S. Nice gams sir!
 
2009-12-04 07:43:45 PM
BKITU: All the Founding Fathers were in the Bible, you libtard commie.

Insha'Allah, I'll learn the error of my ways.
 
Cog
2009-12-04 07:49:19 PM
Yep, religion still = stupid.
 
2009-12-04 08:04:41 PM
My mom was a school music teacher and taught private piano lessons on the side. She had this one student who had problems walking and stuff but he could play guitar. All I really remember though is he knew how to play some song about keeping a beetle in a matchbox. One day I caught a bumblebee and I put it in one of those big matchboxes. The kids at school didn't believe me, but I didn't want to open the box and let it out, but there was this girl that I really wanted to impress so I told her to meet me after school and I'd let her see my bumblebee. So we met at the playground out back inside of of those tunnels they had set up for us to crawl around in for fun and she told me she didn't believe me. The bee wouldn't buzz for her so I shook the box and still no noise. I figured it was dead, so I opened it up and it was not only alive, but it wasn't a bumblebee...it was a fat farking wasp. I know it was a wasp because it stung her 6 times in the face. That little bastard didn't get me because I was smart and ran out...sure i had to shove her down and out of my way, but it was a farking WASP. Anyhow, her parents called my parents because she broke her wrist when I pushed her, like it was my fault or something. That chick's face never really healed. Last I heard she got knocked up by some carnie or something, but that's probably a lot cooler than being starved to death by your mom.
 
2009-12-04 08:09:29 PM
brap: Eleven days without food can go by fast.

I see what you did there.
 
2009-12-04 08:47:07 PM
Well it worked, didn't it? Aren't they eating now? God provided eh? eh??
 
2009-12-04 08:47:35 PM
rlv.zcache.com

/oblig
 
2009-12-04 08:48:03 PM
What, did the Darwin-signal burn out or something?
 
2009-12-04 08:49:12 PM
It's shiat like this that gives normal, sane people who happen to be Christians a bad name. I'm not religious but my family is (Catholic) and maybe it's a fundie/Southern Baptist thing but I cannot understand this. It's been a while since I've read the Bible, but where does it say that if you sit around hungry, God will just magically fill your pantry and fridge with food?


Sterilize this twunt and take the younger kids. They'd have a better fate in the foster home system.
 
2009-12-04 08:50:38 PM
Jesus Wept.
 
2009-12-04 08:54:02 PM
Erm, at least one of those "kids" was an adult. WTF?
 
2009-12-04 08:55:44 PM
Something is odd about this story. The older children were 18, 16 and 15 when this happened? Why didn't they say to themselves, "fark this, I'm going out to find/steal food."? That's what most of us would have done. If they were 3 years old I could understand...
 
2009-12-04 08:55:58 PM
Zulu_as_Kono: GAT_00: even the Bible says that God helps those that help themselves.

No it doesn't. Unless Ben Franklin was in the Bible.


This
 
2009-12-04 08:56:10 PM
ummmm.........ummmm....... ummmm.....



facepalm. lots and lots of facepalm.
 
2009-12-04 08:56:42 PM
Coco LaFemme: It's shiat like this that gives normal, sane people who happen to be Christians a bad name. I'm not religious but my family is (Catholic) and maybe it's a fundie/Southern Baptist thing but I cannot understand this. It's been a while since I've read the Bible, but where does it say that if you sit around hungry, God will just magically fill your pantry and fridge with food?


Sterilize this twunt and take the younger kids. They'd have a better fate in the foster home system.


Well, there was that one story about the fish and the loaf of bread...

What's more disturbing is that three of her kids were 21, 16, and 15 years old and didn't do anything either.
 
2009-12-04 08:56:55 PM
BKITU: GAT_00: You stupid biatch, even the Bible says that God helps those that help themselves. He doesn't do shiat for lazy assholes.

Except for Lazarus. That dude was just lying around stinking up the joint, then whaddya know?


I wouldn't risk it. Things worked out pretty well for Job.
 
2009-12-04 08:57:53 PM
+1 WTF on the oldest kid (or kids). If you're 18 or whatever she was at the time and your Mom doesn't feed you, um what? You just let yourself starve to death? Paging Mr. Darwin...
 
2009-12-04 08:59:13 PM
the stupid.... it burns. it really burns... please, call the doctor. someone help..... please, the stupid, it burns.... oh my god the pain... help me please... the stupid burns me omg help olease the stupis=d jdjidkthiurtsa n[leasrt [please
 
2009-12-04 08:59:30 PM
I_C_Weener: God helps those who help themselves.

On another note, I'd have been fine with cannibalism in this scenario if the kids had the guts to gut mom.

When a little ray entered the woeful prison, and I discerned by their four faces my own very aspect, both my hands I bit for woe; and they, thinking I did it through desire of eating, of a sudden rose, and said, 'Father, it will be far less pain to us if thou eat of us; thou didst clothe us with this wretched flesh, and do thou strip it off.' I quieted me then, not to make them more sad: that day and the next we all stayed dumb. Ah, thou hard earth! why didst thou not open? After we had come to the fourth day, Gaddo threw himself stretched out at my feet, saying, 'My father, why dost thou not help me?' Here he died: and, even as thou seest me, I saw the three fall one by one between the fifth day and the sixth; then I betook me, already blind, to groping over each, and two days I called them after they were dead: then fasting had more power than grief."


/Cool story bro!
//Link (new window)
 
2009-12-04 08:59:50 PM
All the good details are on page 2 of the article.
 
2009-12-04 09:00:01 PM
God just decided to provide her with unemployment.
 
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