Allow me to point out how disturbed I am that Natalie Portman is old enough to play people's mothers.

Ah Sundance, movies as formulaic, if not more so, than Hollywood, yet somehow they're better cause they're "indie" *facepalm*

I'd watch anything with Zooey Deschanel. Maybe not more than once, though.

I dunno about you guys and gals, but I really liked "500 Days of Summer".

I like Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Brick and Lookout were both good movies.

You can call Joseph Gordon-Levitt any name you want and still not diminish his awesomeness, even if only judging by "Mysterious Skin." I, for one, am looking forward to his career.

If its a good soundtrack it will be Electric Wizard, Clutch, High on Fire, Scissorfight, Truckfighters, Acid King, Hermano, ya know.......good shiat like that.

I've got an idea for a movie that stars Natalie Portman and Zooey Deschanel and myself. It's called "The man who could start a fire from the friction coming off of his penis". Probably will be hard to obtain a commercial backer for my script, though, since I doubt the movie will last more than 3 minutes.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt looks like Heath Ledger.

FunkOut: Must be tough for Zooey to be a vegan allergic to soy. She must primarily subsist on nuts for protein.

What you did there, I see it.

/DEEZ

HappyTheDog: Joseph Gordon-Levitt looks like Heath Ledger.

A LOT!!

Watching "10 things I hate about you" is farking unreal!

Oh well, since they're only 2 years apart in ageand he's REALLY talented, I say we should use Joseph as a replacement actor for the Joker in the third Batman movie.

rocky_howard: HappyTheDog: Joseph Gordon-Levitt looks like Heath Ledger.

A LOT!!

Watching "10 things I hate about you" is farking unreal!

Oh well, since they're only 2 years apart in ageand he's REALLY talented, I say we should use Joseph as a replacement actor for the Joker in the third Batman movie.


There was a Joseph Gordon-Levitt love-in a couple weeks back, in which I suggested JGL for The Joker and Neil Patrick Harris for The Joker.

I'd pay to see that.

FunkOut: cameroncrazy1984: You're not allowed to be allergic to wheat and soy? Really?

Must be tough for Zooey to be a vegan allergic to soy. She must primarily subsist on nuts for protein.

Sometimes, evolution is telling you to eat meat. Accept it.

rocky_howard: HappyTheDog: Joseph Gordon-Levitt looks like Heath Ledger.

A LOT!!

Watching "10 things I hate about you" is farking unreal!

Oh well, since they're only 2 years apart in ageand he's REALLY talented, I say we should use Joseph as a replacement actor for the Joker in the third Batman movie.

Eerily, everything about JGL's character in this film seems to be channeling Heath Ledger in his final months. His hair and beard, the way he's dressed, the strange tats, even the fact he's a "anarchical trickster" *cough (Joker) cough* is very creepy and disturbing. Wonder if it was the author's intention or if it was spun that way by the filmmakers? Unintentional? Maybe, but it sure looks like on purpose to me.

FunkOut: AnotherDisillusionedCollegeStudent: FunkOut: cameroncrazy1984: You're not allowed to be allergic to wheat and soy? Really?

Must be tough for Zooey to be a vegan allergic to soy. She must primarily subsist on nuts for protein.

Sometimes, evolution is telling you to eat meat. Accept it.

You should have phrased that to include some kind of sausage reference. I am disappointed.



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shaft6969: I, didn't realize, that William, Shatner, was a Farker.

Well mocked.

Crudbucket: 100 Watt Walrus: rocky_howard: HappyTheDog: Joseph Gordon-Levitt looks like Heath Ledger.

A LOT!!

Watching "10 things I hate about you" is farking unreal!

Oh well, since they're only 2 years apart in ageand he's REALLY talented, I say we should use Joseph as a replacement actor for the Joker in the third Batman movie.


There was a Joseph Gordon-Levitt love-in a couple weeks back, in which I suggested JGL for The Joker and Neil Patrick Harris for The Joker.

I'd pay to see that.

Won't people be confused by having the Joker twice in one film?

I think he meant NPH as Riddler..

yknow, i normally like both of these actors. but this unacceptably hipster. unununacceptably hipster. it must die.

Why do we still care about Jason Schwartzman? He has been featured in exactly one good movie since Rushmore.

I was wondering when they'd announce a sequel to G.I. Joe.

This thread is totally useless without pics of both of them.

Now if it were directed by Wes Anderson, the hipster readings would go off the chart... or has Wes Anderson become too mainstream to be considered hipster anymore?

farkingfarking
goddamned
goddamn
god damn
[testing wordfilter to try and understand 'cussing']

I haven't seen Anderson's Fantastic Mr. Fox yet, kind of hesitant. I've seen a lot of Wes Anderson films that i like, but I think it's mostly because they had Bill Murray in them.

My dick
is joeseph gordon levitt
and natalie portman
your dick
is zooey deschanel
and jason schwartzman

PedanticSimpleton: I haven't seen Anderson's Fantastic Mr. Fox yet, kind of hesitant. I've seen a lot of Wes Anderson films that i like, but I think it's mostly because they had Bill Murray in them.

It's good, very charming movie, Clooney and Streep are fantastic, the animation is top-notch.

It's also ridiculously Anderson, and doesn't escape his weird emotional abandonment daddy issues. It's not quite as steeped in it as The Royal Tennenbaums or The Life Aquatic, but it's there. Overall, good enough for me to get over my irritation with Anderson's extremely limited-yet-quirky pastiche.

Also, can we all chip in and maybe buy that man some new fonts and overlay colors? Someone needs to explain to him that there are more typefaces than blocky sans serif in yellow-orange.

j4x: Ghoulthulhu: If its a good soundtrack it will be Electric Wizard, Clutch, High on Fire, Scissorfight, Truckfighters, Acid King, Hermano, ya know.......good shiat like that.

Since when is Electric Wizard hipster? I didn't know doom/stoner metal was hipster material. Now The Sword on the other hand....


(Still loves me some The Sword)

It isnt, thank god, but just looking at the movie and the name...Also i woudl like to see them soundtrack a film.

Ghoulthulhu: j4x: Ghoulthulhu: If its a good soundtrack it will be Electric Wizard, Clutch, High on Fire, Scissorfight, Truckfighters, Acid King, Hermano, ya know.......good shiat like that.

Since when is Electric Wizard hipster? I didn't know doom/stoner metal was hipster material. Now The Sword on the other hand....


(Still loves me some The Sword)

It isnt, thank god, but just looking at the movie and the name...Also i woudl like to see them soundtrack a film.

Although by the shows ive been going to in Baltimore, its slowly becoming that way sadly.....

PedanticSimpleton: farkingfarking
goddamned
goddamn
god damn
[testing wordfilter to try and understand 'cussing']

I haven't seen Anderson's Fantastic Mr. Fox yet, kind of hesitant. I've seen a lot of Wes Anderson films that i like, but I think it's mostly because they had Bill Murray in them.

If you like "What about Bob?", then don't go. Unless you're a five year old stuck in a time warp.

David Bowie's Package: Crudbucket: 100 Watt Walrus: There was a Joseph Gordon-Levitt love-in a couple weeks back, in which I suggested JGL for The Joker and Neil Patrick Harris for The Joker.

I'd pay to see that.

Won't people be confused by having the Joker twice in one film?

I think he meant NPH as Riddler..

Yep. That's what I meant. Sorry. Bad head cold. Brain no work so good. Shouldn't be farking.

And now I must...

...myself.

HappyTheDog: Joseph Gordon-Levitt looks like Heath Ledger is farking awesome.

Fixed

100 Watt Walrus: rocky_howard: HappyTheDog: Joseph Gordon-Levitt looks like Heath Ledger.

A LOT!!

Watching "10 things I hate about you" is farking unreal!

Oh well, since they're only 2 years apart in ageand he's REALLY talented, I say we should use Joseph as a replacement actor for the Joker in the third Batman movie.


There was a Joseph Gordon-Levitt love-in a couple weeks back, in which I suggested JGL for The Joker and Neil Patrick Harris for The Joker.

I'd pay to see that.

And I'd pay to kill you for suggesting such tripe. Slapstick Batman is so 1960s, and that's all that cast is good for.

Oh, good, another movie catering to an incredibly xenophobic tribal subculture whose primary source of pride is not belonging to a xenophobic tribal subculture. The complete lack of understanding of what constitutes irony is at best a secondary point.

I'll be sure to see it. Or at least a VHS of it when I finally snap and start setting things that make the world a worse place on fire.