Oh I like her just fine. In my pants.

Right... I'm sure this tall, blond, gorgeous woman will be totally shunned for liking other women. She should really come be gay at my house where no one can see her.

Feh. She was on Arrested Development, I knew she was gay, and I still accepted her as the unhappy unsexed slut Lindsay Funkë. She's great on Better Off Ted too.

She's got Ellen money anyway.

If I was going to not like her, it would be for choosing such a stupid stage name. How she got Portia de Rossi from Amanda Lee Rogers is beyond me.

I liked her more before she got skinny. Now, not so much.

She could always go back to doing commercials for Cloudmir Vodka.

i love her in Better Off Ted

Its not that she's gay, its just any casting director/producer knows he's going to have to deal with Ellen visiting the set during production.

Its the same reason any straight actress who marries Tom Arnold will see their career decline.

She's awesome. Awesome. in Better Off Ted.

My favorite lines:

Veronica: But rebooting would shut down Veridian's entire worldwide operation. And that means money, which the company never parts with unless forced to by a government stronger than they are. And there's only three of those left.

* * *

Veronica: I confiscated this a few months ago from Dewey the security guard. He had dozens of employee sex tapes like that.
Ted: Dewey? Damn. That's the first person I've ever met named Dewey I thought was normal.
Veronica: The quest continues.

* * *

Veronica: There is no program to green the building.
Ted: Yeah there is. They made a commercial about it.
Veronica: I didn't say there wasn't a commercial about greening the building. I said there is no program to green the building.
Ted: So it's all a lie?
Veronica: They prefer to look at it as a dream.
Ted: But one they're not working towards.
Veronica: Are you working toward all your dreams, Ted? Then stop pointing fingers.

* * *

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AdolfOliverPanties: Feh. She was on Arrested Development, I knew she was gay, and I still accepted her as the unhappy unsexed slut Lindsay Funkë. She's great on Better Off Ted too.

She's got Ellen money anyway.

If I was going to not like her, it would be for choosing such a stupid stage name. How she got Portia de Rossi from Amanda Lee Rogers is beyond me.

From her Wikipedia page:

When I was 15, I changed my name legally. In retrospect, I think it was largely due to my struggle about being gay. Everything just didn't fit, and I was trying to find things I could identify myself with, and it started with my name. I picked Portia because I was a Shakespeare fan (Portia is the character in The Merchant of Venice who comes to the rescue of Antonio and Bassanio in their time of need). De Rossi because I was Australian and I thought that an exotic Italian name would somehow suit me more than Mandy Rogers. When you live in Australia, Europe is so far away and so fascinating, so stylish and cultured and sophisticated.

/was wondering the same thing
//not the best choice
///the de Rossi part, I can live with Portia

Is it wrong that I really hope Ellen & Portia come out with a sex tape?

I still want to have sex with her and I still don't have a shot at it. What's changed?

When is the Portia/Ellen sex tape coming out?

I'd buy that for a dollar! Maybe even two.

I'd forgotten how hilarious her quotes are from Better Off Ted. I'm so glad it's coming back next week.