see what happens when you're bipolar and quit taking your meds?

RIP Rodney

eraser8: What? A dog is worth, like, 2000 hamsters.

I think it's more like 50:1. Hamsters are pretty cute, after all.

Well, that hamster was going to be one sweet date for the weekend. Can you blame him?

I have done worse things hovering above a dead hamster.

they have a supervillain section now.... how bout "The Professor" wanted by the fbi...

Who was sentenced? Both of them ?

yep. sure is.

Must not have been these two.

I like how the meat of the story was that he threatened the dogs. Then they mention how he also threatened his mom.

I tried to grab a gun and threaten to kill my moms dogs after one of them killed my hamster, but then I got high.

can I get THAT printed on a tshirt?

NorCalLos: I like how the meat of the story was that he threatened the dogs. Then they mention how he also threatened his mom.

It was a two sentence article. I don't think there was much emphasis on any one particular piece of the crime.

Kudos to the writer for keeping the opinionated crap out of it. Most articles could be this short.

That gives the much needed lolz.

Mootwo: NorCalLos: I like how the meat of the story was that he threatened the dogs. Then they mention how he also threatened his mom.

It was a two sentence article. I don't think there was much emphasis on any one particular piece of the crime.

Kudos to the writer for keeping the opinionated crap out of it. Most articles could be this short.

I imagine you don't think a lot of things.

Nice find, subby.

If you click through to the full article you see it's on nwi.com, which has the best company slogan I've seen today:



All of Northwest Indiana? Impressive!

Next time arm the little vermin!

Ernest Hemingway once entered, and won, a contest for the best and shortest story. Here it is:

For Sale
Baby's Shoes
Never Used

~E. Hemingway

Refeer Madness predicted this. Look at the society we have created!

A tragedy of Shakespearean proportions!

NorCalLos: Mootwo: NorCalLos: I like how the meat of the story was that he threatened the dogs. Then they mention how he also threatened his mom.

It was a two sentence article. I don't think there was much emphasis on any one particular piece of the crime.

Kudos to the writer for keeping the opinionated crap out of it. Most articles could be this short.

I imagine you don't think a lot of things.

I imagine I think of things independently from what some opinionated newsie wants to spoonfeed me. I'd rather just have the meat of the story so I can form my own opinions.

Close, but no:

Correction

A Nov. 26 article in the District edition of Local Living incorrectly said a Public Enemy song declared 9/11 a joke. The song refers to 911, the emergency phone number.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/02/AR2009120201455 . html

"the dog ate it"....yeah, with your homework...

Mootwo:

You're like so off the grid, man. I bet chicks really dig your leather jacket.

TLDR

Armageddon indeed.

@studebaker, wow I actually lol'd. :-) Proper done!

Mootwo, NorCalLos

OK you two. Why don't you just stretch out on the basement couch, light up a fatty and play with the hamster.

/Obama and his beer summit got nuthin' on me

I'm still holding out for "John & Kate die in a fiery car wreck. Free beer for everyone."

I've spent some time in Valparaiso, performing puppet shows. Got a bullshiat parking ticket, went to the police station and biatched out the cops, but it didn't do any good. Bought a bag of extra delicious Esopus Spitzenberg apples. Visited the Hoosier Bat Company, which was very cool, learned about their hickory/maple/ash composite bats and how Louisville Slugger is strongarming MLB to keep them out of the majors. Bought a bat for my niece's birthday.

Tried to talk to folks about Valparaiso, by Don Delillo, although none of them had ever read it. Saw signs for Don Quixote, "Indiana's only Spanish restaurant", but never ate there.

And that's all I have to say about Valparaiso, Indiana.

Mootwo: I'd rather just have the meat of the story so I can form my own opinions.

Mmm, hamster meat.

It sounds like the guy needed to actually *smoke* some of that mary-joo-wanna...sounds a little tense to me!

weed thread?

Loserboy America - gotta love it.

I'm still holding out for "John & Kate die in firey car wreck. Free beer for everyone."

Want that too.

Cheers (or bong bump, as the case may be).

I know of some Hamsters with more money than you have
Massivly rich Hamsters

Brilliant subby...brilliant!

Gyrfalcon: AtomicPenguin: Mootwo: I'd rather just have the meat of the story so I can form my own opinions.

Mmm, hamster meat.

How much meat can there possibly be on one hamster? Like half an ounce? The weed probably weighed more than the rodent.

That doesn't make it any less tasty. Think hamster-tapas. Yumm.