I know right! Except there are morons out there buying these....



If i were a cop, i would shoot first...

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vanderlay_industries: I know right! Except there are morons out there buying these....

Is that a real gun? I think it's cute! I'm also a female who doesn't own any guns.

True story: The last week of 6th grade, our class was assigned to act out some portion of a book. I don't remember the details, but my partner brought a black toy gun to my house to practice. The next day, I walked to school with no backpack because it was practically summer and I had no real assignments. All I needed to bring was this gun that my friend had left at my house so we could do our sketch.

As I get closer to the school, I notice cars slowing down next to me and then speeding away. I teacher cautiously approached me at the end of the block and said, "You need to come with me." To school? Sure, I'm headed there anyway. She lectured me on firearms not being allowed in school all the way to the principal's office without once trying to apprehend the fake gun.

The principal told me toy guns at school were a suspendable offense, and I told him I planned to be suspended all summer anyway. He laughed and said, "Give me the gun." I reiterated that it was a toy and said I'd be happy to hand it over. My friend didn't care about it, so it probably still sits in the Drawer of Confiscated Sh*t this very day.

Hard to get a high body count. Even with one of these.

Pud: Hard to get a high body count. Even with one of these.

I saw a guy mod one of those into a heavy-weapon version of a Ghostbuster proton gun. It was sweet.

CU says its policy also bans the use of fake guns and that that includes the Nerf guns used to play the popular college tag game known as Humans vs. Zombies. In the game, humans can freeze zombies by hitting them with a Nerf gun or balled-up socks.

I'd like to know a little more about this game. Is it just freeze tag with a different game? What happens if a zombie tags you? Do you become a zombie? How do you decide who's a human and who's a zombie? Do the zombies have to shuffle? When is the game over? How long do frozen zombies stay frozen? Are we talking about balled-up socks being thrown, or tied together and used as a mace?

Pocket Ninja: CU says its policy also bans the use of fake guns and that that includes the Nerf guns used to play the popular college tag game known as Humans vs. Zombies. In the game, humans can freeze zombies by hitting them with a Nerf gun or balled-up socks.

I'd like to know a little more about this game. Is it just freeze tag with a different game? What happens if a zombie tags you? Do you become a zombie? How do you decide who's a human and who's a zombie? Do the zombies have to shuffle? When is the game over? How long do frozen zombies stay frozen? Are we talking about balled-up socks being thrown, or tied together and used as a mace?

It's actually a pretty intricate game. Usually starts with just one zombie, who then has to spread the infection. If a zombie tags a human (they don't get weapons--they have to touch someone), the human becomes a zombie & switches sides. If a human tags a zombie, they're frozen for 15 minutes.

The games can last for days, so Safe Zones are set up beforehand so that the players can eat & sleep without fear of attack. Weaponry varies. I know Rutgers & Princeton use Nerf Guns but Stockton, William Patterson, & Montclair use water pistols.

/Zombie nut
//And a lot of NJ colleges are my accounts.

They also will doubtless ban the balling of socks, since those could be confused with a grenade, right?

So they nerfed Nerf guns?

butre713: Wasn't there a movie where college assasins went around doing this with toy guns until someone starting really killing each other off? and I think there was a really hot chic involved, anyone? bueller?


Was is "Gotcha!"? Starring Linda Fiorentino and Gilbert from "Revenge of the Nerds".

betona: Pop quiz! Which one is dangerous?

IT'S NERF OR IT'S NOTHING!

... right?

Are Oozinators still legal on campus?

Link (NSFW language)

yogaFLAME: One of my earliest memories is being 8 and going through airport security. The TSA person popped open my bag and took my favorite nerf gun that was a barrel-loading, single shot, hand-cocked-via-giant-plastic-pull-tab affair. I just sat there looking devastated as my parents pleaded for her to let us mail it to ourselves, to no avail. It was gone. No idea how my mom didn't end up punching that lady.

/cool story bro
//still miss that gun


I bet that biatch gave it to her son or nephew.

/Was the TSA even around when you were 8?

Retarded Rabid Elk: A campus near where I live got shut down because someone was carrying a camera tripod case, and someone thought it might be a gun case. The person carrying the tripod case eventually faced charges.


If cartoons taught me anything, it's that I should always carry my firearms in a violin case.