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(Some Guy) Amusing Listen my children and you shall hear: the midnight ride of the mystery meth tweeker of good cheer   (deathby1000papercuts.com) divider line 25
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2009-12-04 06:48:48 PM
Was he from Methlahem...?
 
2009-12-04 06:49:08 PM
1 if by needle, 2 if by steam?
 
2009-12-04 06:50:35 PM
Been there, done that...
/well, not exactly.
 
2009-12-04 06:51:14 PM
Riding your 4 wheeler 60 miles down the road in the dark isn't normal.

But on meth it is.
 
2009-12-04 06:52:24 PM
powder is for beginners
 
2009-12-04 06:53:08 PM
If you know her name then how is it a "mystery". Somebody just wanted to sound all cool and alliterative. Wow, I didn't think it was, but spell check says that's a word!
 
2009-12-04 06:53:45 PM
Just pretend there's a question mark at the end of my first sentence...thanks.
 
2009-12-04 06:54:22 PM
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unimpressed
 
2009-12-04 06:55:47 PM

With a ugly scrawny driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be that tweaked up hick.


More rapid than the Duke Boys his inbred cousins came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;


"Now, Billy Bob! Now, Jethro! Now, Blake and Dixie!
On, Caleb! On Abraham! On, Savannah and Beasley!


To the milepost sign! To the American Legion hall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"

 
2009-12-04 06:58:06 PM
She was going to the video store to return Vanishing Point
 
2009-12-04 06:58:36 PM
Is that all?

Obviously the author has never seen the bats. I've seen them. They are some scary bastards.
 
2009-12-04 06:59:13 PM

"Meth Ma'am? Meth Ma'am! Why is she running, Dad?"


"Because we have to chase her."


"She didn't do anything wrong."


"Because she's the heroine that Alabama deserves... but not the one it needs right now.

So, we'll avoid her on the highways, because we can't take it.

Because she's not our heroine.

She's a silent ruffian.

A watchful troublemaker.

A darkly-dressed meth addict."


~FIN~
 
GCD
2009-12-04 07:00:01 PM
It looks like someone superimposed the logo of The Riddler over a stock photo of an ATV.

How clever...
 
2009-12-04 07:06:01 PM
When you get pulled over by a cop in an all terrain vehicle, you aren't doing it right. That has to be, hands down, one of the best getaway vehicles you could possibly have.
 
2009-12-04 07:06:12 PM
Didn't know where she was going
Only god knows where she's been
She's a devil on the run
a six gun lover
a candle in the wind
 
2009-12-04 07:22:05 PM
Tom Lehrer's "The old dope peddler" has a grandson...
 
2009-12-04 07:45:01 PM
Shrimp.
 
2009-12-04 08:29:24 PM
 
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2009-12-04 09:48:32 PM
tehbeermang: May or may not be our mystery rider (facebook) (new window)

FTA: UPDATE: tehbeermang at FARK appears to have located the mystery meth rider's FACEBOOK page.

Newspaper ripped you off.
 
2009-12-04 10:08:30 PM
Hot Rod Zoidberg: tehbeermang: May or may not be our mystery rider (facebook) (new window)

FTA: UPDATE: tehbeermang at FARK appears to have located the mystery meth rider's FACEBOOK page.

Newspaper ripped you off.


At least they gave him credit for it.
 
2009-12-04 10:10:08 PM
Those damn blue collar tweekers. They're the backbone of this town.

www.rialtotheatre.com
 
2009-12-04 10:14:14 PM
Well, I've got to run to keep from hiding
And I'm bound to keep on riding
And I've got one more silver dollar
But I'm not gonna let them catch me, no
Not gonna let 'em catch the midnight rider
And I don't own the clothes I'm wearing
And the road goes on forever
And I've got one more silver dollar
But I'm not gonna let them catch me, no
Not gonna let 'em catch the midnight rider
And I've gone by the point of caring
Some old bed I'll soon be sharing
And I've got one more silver dollar
But I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no
Not gonna let them catch the midnight rider
But I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no
Not gonna let them catch the midnight rider
But I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no
Not gonna let them catch the midnight rider
But I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no
Not gonna let them catch the midnight rider

Thanks Greg
 
2009-12-04 10:32:39 PM
This has been one of the most original and entertaining threads in many a posting.
 
2009-12-04 10:54:41 PM
Trying to run away from her own tweaker soul.
 
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