Charlie Brown is a Muslim?

Norad: Charlie Brown is a Muslim?

Isn't Linus the one who turns his blanket into a turban?

Cause Charlie Brown is a Christian Symbol. Everyone Knows Schultz is who was sitting on the Left Hand Of God.

Much better article: Link (new window)

His website: Link (new window)

Russell Wiseman sure isn't living up to his name.

Pocket Ninja: Much better article: Link (new window)

"Ok, so, this is total crap, we sit the kids down to watch 'The Charlie Brown Christmas Special' and our muslim president is there, what a load.....try to convince me that wasn't done on purpose. Ask the man if he believes that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and he will give you a 10 minute disertation (sic) about it....w...hen the answer should simply be 'yes'...."

"you know, our forefathers had it written in the original Constitution that ONLY property owners could vote, if that has stayed in there, things would be different........"

The mayor then reinforced the inbred southerner stereotype further by performing a front porch two-step while providing his own music on a shine jug.

Is he related to that judge who refused to wed an inter-racial couple?

Most of Tennessee has a low tooth-to-head ratio.

That is all.

I love the property owner bit.

Listen, doucheface, if you don't want to be held accountable for your words, don't utter them.

Holy crap, is that property owner thing for real?

Little known fact: Later in his life, Charles Schultz stopped believing in organized religion, became a self-described secular humanist, and specifically regretted the evangelism and religious overtones of the Christmas Special.

gambitsgirl: Cause Charlie Brown is a Christian Symbol. Everyone Knows Schultz is who was sitting on the Left Hand Of God.

I tried to contact the mayor, but he was in his treehouse reading Superfudge.

smooshie: "you know, our forefathers had it written in the original Constitution that ONLY property owners could vote, if that has stayed in there, things would be different........"

Translation: If only we hadn't taken out the whole 3/5 of a white man thing, this kind of thing wouldn't have happened. Stay class my birth state, stay classy.

/this is why I don't go home

platkat: I tried to contact the mayor, but he was in his treehouse reading Superfudge.

Hilarious.

sigdiamond2000: Little known fact: Later in his life, Charles Schultz stopped believing in organized religion, became a self-described secular humanist, and specifically regretted the evangelism and religious overtones of the Christmas Special.

At another point he said, "you know, our forefathers had it written in the original Constitution that ONLY property owners could vote, if that has stayed in there, things would be different........"


.....fark you. fark you right in the asshole, you pedantic little man.

what_now: At another point he said, "you know, our forefathers had it written in the original Constitution that ONLY property owners could vote, if that has stayed in there, things would be different........"


.....fark you. fark you right in the asshole, you pedantic little man.

i sent him an email saying something similar. i know he'll never read it, but ... i feel a tiny bit better.

abb3w: Citation needed.

Citation given.

Translation:

"Womp womp wah wah wah womp womp wah."

what_now: At another point he said, "you know, our forefathers had it written in the original Constitution that ONLY property owners could not vote, if that has stayed in there, things would be different........"


.....fark you. fark you right in the asshole, you pedantic little man.

What he really wanted to say.

Visualingo: What about the "specifically regretted the evangelism and religious overtones of the Christmas Special" part? Just curious, didn't see that in the link.

It's expanded upon in his biography, which I highly recommend. It's really fascinating.

He didn't become a radical atheist or anything, but he came to believe that evangelism was wrong.

Clearly the guy owns a computer. Instead of making a jackass of himself on Facebook, perhaps he might have tried using the googles (new window).

/Typical redneck dipshiat that's stuck in the last century

Racism and xenophobia. That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.

sigdiamond2000: Citation given.

Self described as secular humanist later in life: check.
But...

Visualingo: What about the "specifically regretted the evangelism and religious overtones of the Christmas Special" part?

This.

sigdiamond2000: It's expanded upon in his biography, which I highly recommend. It's really fascinating. He didn't become a radical atheist or anything, but he came to believe that evangelism was wrong.

The Amazon free preview turns up that pretty easily, but doesn't so easily turn up specific regrets about the Christmas Special.

Sgt Otter:
What he really wanted to say.


Black men could vote before women could (in theory) so I pretty biased when it comes to what the constitution has to say about voting rights.

what_now: Sgt Otter:
What he really wanted to say.


Black men could vote before women could (in theory) so I pretty biased when it comes to what the constitution has to say about voting rights.

The Constitution said virtually nothing about voting rights when originally drafted, but those rights have been addressed by six subsequent Amendments (14, 15, 17, 23, 24 and 26, IIRC - Trying that from memory, so I could be wrong). Originally, only members of the House were "selected by the People," and Article I says nothing as to the qualifications of "the People" to select.

He's Muslim, all right:

What Charlie Brown may look like.

JusticeandIndependence: smooshie: "you know, our forefathers had it written in the original Constitution that ONLY property owners could vote, if that has stayed in there, things would be different........"

And this man holds a position "for the people"

WOW

You've obviously never been to Tennessee....

abb3w you want him to read the damn book aloud to you?