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(My Fox Memphis) Dumbass Mayor of Tennessee town says Obama's Afghanistan speech was timed to pre-empt Charlie Brown. And that he's a Muslim. And everyone who supports him should move to a Muslim country   (myfoxmemphis.com) divider line 328
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2009-12-04 12:52:07 PM
Charlie Brown is a Muslim?
 
2009-12-04 12:58:13 PM
Norad: Charlie Brown is a Muslim?

Isn't Linus the one who turns his blanket into a turban?
 
2009-12-04 01:02:53 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: Norad: Charlie Brown is a Muslim?

Isn't Linus the one who turns his blanket into a turban?


Snoopy is the clear Muslim - he always sleeps on the doghouse of his with his head facing Mecca.
 
2009-12-04 01:06:24 PM
Cause Charlie Brown is a Christian Symbol. Everyone Knows Schultz is who was sitting on the Left Hand Of God.
 
2009-12-04 01:06:59 PM
Much better article: Link (new window)

His website: Link (new window)
 
2009-12-04 01:07:19 PM
Russell Wiseman sure isn't living up to his name.
 
2009-12-04 01:09:00 PM
Pocket Ninja: Much better article: Link (new window)

"Ok, so, this is total crap, we sit the kids down to watch 'The Charlie Brown Christmas Special' and our muslim president is there, what a load.....try to convince me that wasn't done on purpose. Ask the man if he believes that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and he will give you a 10 minute disertation (sic) about it....w...hen the answer should simply be 'yes'...."

"you know, our forefathers had it written in the original Constitution that ONLY property owners could vote, if that has stayed in there, things would be different........"


i.imgur.com
 
2009-12-04 01:10:02 PM
gambitsgirl: Cause Charlie Brown is a Christian Symbol. Everyone Knows Schultz is who was sitting on the Left Hand Of God.

It does have that bit with Linus quoting the birth story. Probably the longest uninterrupted stretch of scripture reading on network television every year.
 
2009-12-04 01:10:35 PM
smooshie: "you know, our forefathers had it written in the original Constitution that ONLY property owners could vote, if that has stayed in there, things would be different........"

And this man holds a position "for the people"

WOW
 
2009-12-04 01:11:39 PM
The mayor then reinforced the inbred southerner stereotype further by performing a front porch two-step while providing his own music on a shine jug.
 
2009-12-04 01:14:17 PM
Is he related to that judge who refused to wed an inter-racial couple?
 
2009-12-04 01:14:31 PM
At another point he said, "you know, our forefathers had it written in the original Constitution that ONLY property owners could vote, if that has stayed in there, things would be different........"

White male property owners, jackass. Oh... he'd like that.
 
2009-12-04 01:16:23 PM
Most of Tennessee has a low tooth-to-head ratio.

That is all.
 
2009-12-04 01:21:56 PM
I love the property owner bit.

Listen, doucheface, if you don't want to be held accountable for your words, don't utter them.
 
2009-12-04 01:35:00 PM
Holy crap, is that property owner thing for real?
 
2009-12-04 01:35:34 PM
www.petcaretips.net
 
2009-12-04 01:46:43 PM
Little known fact: Later in his life, Charles Schultz stopped believing in organized religion, became a self-described secular humanist, and specifically regretted the evangelism and religious overtones of the Christmas Special.
 
2009-12-04 01:51:39 PM
gambitsgirl: Cause Charlie Brown is a Christian Symbol. Everyone Knows Schultz is who was sitting on the Left Hand Of God.

i105.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-04 01:52:00 PM
I tried to contact the mayor, but he was in his treehouse reading Superfudge.
 
2009-12-04 01:53:18 PM
smooshie: "you know, our forefathers had it written in the original Constitution that ONLY property owners could vote, if that has stayed in there, things would be different........"

Translation: If only we hadn't taken out the whole 3/5 of a white man thing, this kind of thing wouldn't have happened. Stay class my birth state, stay classy.

/this is why I don't go home
 
2009-12-04 01:55:55 PM
platkat: I tried to contact the mayor, but he was in his treehouse reading Superfudge.

Hilarious.
 
2009-12-04 01:59:20 PM
sigdiamond2000: Little known fact: Later in his life, Charles Schultz stopped believing in organized religion, became a self-described secular humanist, and specifically regretted the evangelism and religious overtones of the Christmas Special.

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2009-12-04 02:02:57 PM
At another point he said, "you know, our forefathers had it written in the original Constitution that ONLY property owners could vote, if that has stayed in there, things would be different........"


.....fark you. fark you right in the asshole, you pedantic little man.
 
2009-12-04 02:04:06 PM
what_now: At another point he said, "you know, our forefathers had it written in the original Constitution that ONLY property owners could vote, if that has stayed in there, things would be different........"


.....fark you. fark you right in the asshole, you pedantic little man.


i sent him an email saying something similar. i know he'll never read it, but ... i feel a tiny bit better.
 
2009-12-04 02:04:14 PM
abb3w: Citation needed.

Citation given.
 
2009-12-04 02:05:50 PM
They must be working overtime at the Republican Outrage Factory.

www.textually.org
 
2009-12-04 02:05:54 PM
I thought it was just revenge for them preemting The Munsters back in '65.
 
2009-12-04 02:08:52 PM
sigdiamond2000: abb3w: Citation needed.

Citation given.


What about the "specifically regretted the evangelism and religious overtones of the Christmas Special" part? Just curious, didn't see that in the link.
 
2009-12-04 02:09:53 PM
Translation:

"Womp womp wah wah wah womp womp wah."
 
2009-12-04 02:15:02 PM
what_now: At another point he said, "you know, our forefathers had it written in the original Constitution that ONLY property owners could not vote, if that has stayed in there, things would be different........"


.....fark you. fark you right in the asshole, you pedantic little man.


What he really wanted to say.
 
2009-12-04 02:18:45 PM
Visualingo: What about the "specifically regretted the evangelism and religious overtones of the Christmas Special" part? Just curious, didn't see that in the link.

It's expanded upon in his biography, which I highly recommend. It's really fascinating.

He didn't become a radical atheist or anything, but he came to believe that evangelism was wrong.
 
2009-12-04 02:28:42 PM
Clearly the guy owns a computer. Instead of making a jackass of himself on Facebook, perhaps he might have tried using the googles (new window).

/Typical redneck dipshiat that's stuck in the last century
 
2009-12-04 02:35:37 PM
Racism and xenophobia. That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.
 
2009-12-04 02:40:03 PM
you know, our forefathers had it written in the original Constitution that ONLY property owners could vote, if that has stayed in there, things would be different

Man, he must have had a lot of 4 legged friends come running up to his house after that particular dog whistle.
 
2009-12-04 02:45:23 PM
sigdiamond2000: Citation given.

Self described as secular humanist later in life: check.
But...

Visualingo: What about the "specifically regretted the evangelism and religious overtones of the Christmas Special" part?

This.

sigdiamond2000: It's expanded upon in his biography, which I highly recommend. It's really fascinating. He didn't become a radical atheist or anything, but he came to believe that evangelism was wrong.

The Amazon free preview turns up that pretty easily, but doesn't so easily turn up specific regrets about the Christmas Special.
 
2009-12-04 02:45:54 PM
Sgt Otter:
What he really wanted to say.



Black men could vote before women could (in theory) so I pretty biased when it comes to what the constitution has to say about voting rights.
 
2009-12-04 03:00:15 PM
what_now: Sgt Otter:
What he really wanted to say.


Black men could vote before women could (in theory) so I pretty biased when it comes to what the constitution has to say about voting rights.


The Constitution said virtually nothing about voting rights when originally drafted, but those rights have been addressed by six subsequent Amendments (14, 15, 17, 23, 24 and 26, IIRC - Trying that from memory, so I could be wrong). Originally, only members of the House were "selected by the People," and Article I says nothing as to the qualifications of "the People" to select.
 
2009-12-04 03:07:04 PM
He's Muslim, all right:

i18.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-04 03:13:37 PM
www.tarantino.info

What Charlie Brown may look like.
 
2009-12-04 03:17:43 PM
Has it ever occurred to anyone that everyone of these GOP guys actually post here on Fark and that all of their batshift insane comments are mocking and ironic and they only do it to get a rise out of us?

/Me neither.
 
2009-12-04 03:18:26 PM
No "good grief" yet?
 
2009-12-04 03:19:13 PM
Really, though, does anyone expect any less from Tennessee?
 
2009-12-04 03:19:19 PM
He downplayed the posting when contacted Thursday by the newspaper for comment, saying they were "trying to make a mountain out of a molehill."

Okay, Mohammad.
 
2009-12-04 03:20:01 PM
LeroyBourne: No "good grief" yet?

Ah crap...
 
2009-12-04 03:20:45 PM
Not gonna lie, I was bummed I didn't get to see Charlie Brown.
 
2009-12-04 03:21:09 PM
JusticeandIndependence: smooshie: "you know, our forefathers had it written in the original Constitution that ONLY property owners could vote, if that has stayed in there, things would be different........"

And this man holds a position "for the people"

WOW


You've obviously never been to Tennessee....
 
2009-12-04 03:21:12 PM
abb3w you want him to read the damn book aloud to you?
 
2009-12-04 03:21:49 PM
LeroyBourne: No "good grief" yet?

No, but I think the term "Blockhead" applies pretty well.
 
2009-12-04 03:23:10 PM
Linus is a pagan. He believes in a Pumpkin Creature that appears on Samhain.
 
2009-12-04 03:24:09 PM
Funny. My kids were slightly disappointed that the Charlie Brown thing was pre-empted by Obama's speech. They're kids, they moved on. This guy is a child who apparently lacks the maturity of a 4 year old.

Fun Fact: My kids still think Obama lives in the Lighthouse. Every time we see a lighthouse on TV or on the coast one of them pipes up "Hey, there is where Obama lives!"
 
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