Well, that does it, I'm quitting the Illuminati and joining up with the Elders of Zion

[ta da]

from the article:
"To the final outcome of these events it is not in our knowing; other than to state the obvious, that the truths of these things are continued to be ignored, even scoffed at, by the very people whose extermination has been longed planned by these monsters and is now being carried out, and who still have no idea whatsoever how truly easy it has become for them to be controlled by their propaganda masters."

wow.

Looks like "Prevent Disease" is an arm of Alex Jone's "Prison Planet."

[cool story, bro]

That was an interesting article. With very likely events.

Nogrhi: Diogenes: Those Trilateral Commission bastards sure have their hands in everything!

They are merely the puppets of the Stonecutters!

It's not the Stonecutters. That's just their public face. In reality, it's the Ancient Mystic Society of No Homers. They're the ones you really want to fear.

/calls 912 out of concern

what???/?

[I don't get it?]

Is this satire? This article reads like a Pravda story.

What is this, Fark Mad Libs?

mobombhead: [cool story, bro]

[ ]

That's just.. I mean... that's...

Did you read the whole thing? I mean... really, it's just...

Wow.

mysticcat: ???

How about

No, how about

well that article seems legit

This should have been expected the day you libs made a muslin' prez.

Nice.

Ooh! Ooh! Mad libs!

1. Intelligence agency
2. Official office
3. Noun
4. Something really bad
5. Verb
6. Country (airport)
7. Terrorist regime
8. Adverb
9. Important building

MI6 reports that a Police Commissioner airplane piloted by fruits and vegetables and carrying a cargo of Miley Cyrus CD's was pasteurized by the Taliban, preventing an attack on city hall.

/it sorta works

Outshined_One: Well, that does it, I'm quitting the Illuminati and joining up with the Elders of Zion



'I must get out of here. I must find Zion.'

I think with the escalation of war in central Asia, we're bound to see a lot more of these weird stories coming accross the wires.

unlikely: I hear they were also carrying Walt Disney's frozen head.

You dupe. That wasn't Disney. It was Ted Williams.

I think the only conspiracy missing from that tripe is lizard people.

Approves

Nope.. Elvis and Tupac were flying that plane also.. They failed to mention they took them to Thailand and turned them into Transvestites and forced to sing at local karaoke bars.

Every tin-foil hat nutjob in the entire world just got the biggest woodies of their lives.

It's gotta be true, I read it on hte internet!

TsukasaK: Ooh! Ooh! Mad libs!

1. Intelligence agency
2. Official office
3. Noun
4. Something really bad
5. Verb
6. Country (airport)
7. Terrorist regime
8. Adverb
9. Important building

MI6 reports that a Police Commissioner airplane piloted by fruits and vegetables and carrying a cargo of Miley Cyrus CD's was pasteurized by the Taliban, preventing an attack on city hall.

/it sorta works

New keyboard, NOW Dammit!

Given how much credence they put into poorly formatted crackpot websites I'm a little surprised that Fark's resident 9/11 troofers aren't in this thread defending that story as gospel truth.

Glorious exposition, comrade!

Reports circulating in the Kremlin today are stating that a US government contracted airplane piloted by American CIA agents and carrying a cargo of a "mutated"swine flu virus intended for aerial spraying was shot down at China's Shanghai Pudong airport by a saboteur team of what are believed to be Israeli Mossad soldiers seeking to prevent an American attack upon one of their Central Asian bases located in the Central Asian Nation of Kyrgyzstan

Try reading that out loud in one breath, I dare you.

Gods DAMMIT! Those farking Mossad assholes!Those contrail planes are farking expensive! We haven't even paid off that one, and now we have to go get a new one!

Looks like we're going to have to send the Palestinians some more bottle rockets to keep our guard Jews occupied.

Bulllshiat.

Yes, we're going to decimate the world population by sparying one of the least harmful infectious diseases on the planet on people. Yes, beware our vengeful wrath of short term sniffles and feeling poorly.

When the bodies of the dead are finally disposed of, the remaining 99.999% of humanity will enter a glorious new world!

fireclown: unlikely: I hear they were also carrying Walt Disney's frozen head.

You dupe. That wasn't Disney. It was Ted Williams.

Did anyone ever see Walt Disney and Ted Williams in the same room when they were "alive"? Wheels inside of wheels.

The goofy claims of this article aside, is anyone here OK with Rockefeller's oft-cited quote?

"We are grateful to The Washington Post, The New York Times, Time Magazine and other great publications whose directors have attended our meetings and respected their promises of discretion for almost forty years. It would have been impossible for us to develop our plan for the world if we had been subject to the bright lights of publicity during those years. But, the work is now much more sophisticated and prepared to march towards a world government. The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national auto determination practiced in past centuries."