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abhorrent1

2009-12-04 10:52:42 AM

B.D.E.C.A

Nabb1

2009-12-04 10:53:52 AM

I have a hangover just from looking at those pictures.

kmp1331

2009-12-04 10:54:27 AM

C.A.E.D.B

bilbo douchebaggins

2009-12-04 10:57:14 AM

Gah!

Looks like a Three Stooges slap with the ugly stick.

5 is definitely A.

Hard to tell the others...

OtherLittleGuy

2009-12-04 10:57:29 AM

D A C B E

Ironclad2

2009-12-04 10:57:57 AM

Yes. No. Maybe. No. Yes.

/wait...

stephen02tb

2009-12-04 10:59:01 AM

E C D B A

xnewnoisex

2009-12-04 10:59:05 AM

She's got.... Lonely Eyes

OtherLittleGuy

2009-12-04 11:02:26 AM

Also.....

Y-N-N-Y-Y

vegasj

2009-12-04 11:03:52 AM

I dunno... maybe it's just me... but #4 is giving me a sexy look.

John Paul Jones

2009-12-04 11:05:11 AM

C-E-D-B-A

buggz320

2009-12-04 11:05:40 AM

C,E,A,D,B

miss marla singer

2009-12-04 11:06:05 AM

b e d c a

Lathe

2009-12-04 11:06:24 AM

D-C-E-B-A

i think #2 is the tough one because she is crying so much it throws the eyes off.

fadat

2009-12-04 11:06:48 AM

CDEBA

emersonbiggins

2009-12-04 11:10:36 AM

Huh? I'm not going to jail again for DUI

It's E D C B A, officer

Mugato

2009-12-04 11:13:37 AM

Two pairs of the levels are too close but I would say #1 is the highest level. She has bloodshot eyes but looks sober. That's a professional. #5 is the lowest level.

JavaGuy

2009-12-04 11:14:11 AM

D-C-B-E-A

HawgWild

2009-12-04 11:14:34 AM

I'm going D-B-C-E-A.

/no clue

Banned on the Run

2009-12-04 11:19:09 AM

1, D (.244) soulless eyes, chronic drunk
2, B (.130) ripped enough to be really red, non-chronic enough to care, crying magnifies the red
3, E (.277) there's some mileage on those tires, her tissues are no stranger to booze
4, C (.175) process of elimination
5, A (.097) non-alcoholic looking and minimal redness

Petit_Merdeux

2009-12-04 11:19:34 AM

ACEG

Buggs

2009-12-04 11:20:39 AM

Remember folks, red eyes doesn't necessarily mean more drunk. The last contest, the whitest eyes was the drunkest.

namesarenotimportant

2009-12-04 11:21:36 AM

DECBA

EdNortonsTwin

2009-12-04 11:23:53 AM

BDCAE

I'm pretty sure #3 hurled on the camera right after the pic was taken.

KudaMuda

2009-12-04 11:23:55 AM

Damn I hate these. I always get suckered in to guessing the one with the most bloodshot eyes is the one with the highest BAC. I always get that one wrong.

A5
B3
C1
D4
E2

zabbazoo

2009-12-04 11:25:15 AM

bcead

Ok Lady

2009-12-04 11:31:32 AM

hate to be a killjoy but theres nothing amusing about drunk driving.

/not a troll
//am too fun at parties

i just think its disgusting how people find humor in drunk driving. being drunk can be funny but the joke ends once they start to drive.

///i can put my slashies anywhere i want to

NOVanHelsing

2009-12-04 11:31:34 AM

E, A, D, B, C

Archae hippy

2009-12-04 11:34:57 AM

Ok Lady: hate to be a killjoy but theres nothing amusing about drunk driving.

/not a troll
//am too fun at parties

i just think its disgusting how people find humor in drunk driving. being drunk can be funny but the joke ends once they start to drive.

///i can put my slashies anywhere i want to

E, A, B, O, D

Billy Ligue

2009-12-04 11:44:25 AM

1 C
2 A
3 B
4 D
5 E (She's drunk enough to do me)

hurdboy

2009-12-04 11:50:33 AM

Buggs: Remember folks, red eyes doesn't necessarily mean more drunk. The last contest, the whitest eyes was the drunkest.

One of these drunks is not like the other ones...one of these drunks is not quite the same....

/Boo to TSG for having one who's crying (and one who may have been)
//That makes using bloodshot eyes completely out-of-the-question

Rev.K

2009-12-04 12:02:13 PM

E,A,D,G,B,E

EighthundredmillionthFarker

2009-12-04 12:07:53 PM

S,U,D,N,S,F

trippdogg

2009-12-04 12:15:32 PM

#1 looks catatonic, but it's impossible to tell whether it's from excessive alcohol or natural stupidity.

Marley'sGirl

2009-12-04 12:15:35 PM

Just looking at those pictures made my eyes water. Yikes.

greentea1985

2009-12-04 12:25:30 PM

CBEAD

KSCA75

2009-12-04 12:44:01 PM

Having seen a few drunks in my time I'm going with:

1C
2E
3B
4D
5A

(crosses fingers)

matto14

2009-12-04 12:44:06 PM

C-B-E-D-A

quantum_jellyroll

2009-12-04 12:45:20 PM

E I E I O

GHilton

2009-12-04 12:50:44 PM

You can really see the love in her eyes

ackb4r

2009-12-04 12:53:22 PM

The more thought I put into these things, the worse I do. So I just randomly arranged the letters - maybe I will have a better shot.

Saluki222

2009-12-04 01:04:39 PM

B E D C A

unlikely

2009-12-04 01:12:07 PM

CDBEA

k00k

2009-12-04 01:17:25 PM

KSCA75: Having seen a few drunks in my time I'm going with:

1C
2E
3B
4D
5A

(crosses fingers)

C-E-B-D-A, yeah, what you said..

Satanicpuppy

2009-12-04 01:26:50 PM

C E D B A

/Prolly not first.

greenapple2step

2009-12-04 01:27:37 PM

I would do them all. I have Lowered my standards!

OniNeko

2009-12-04 01:30:57 PM

KudaMuda: Damn I hate these. I always get suckered in to guessing the one with the most bloodshot eyes is the one with the highest BAC. I always get that one wrong.

A5
B3
C1
D4
E2

You sunk my battleship!

hs.squadstudios.com

/hotlinked as always

Banned on the Run

2009-12-04 02:00:09 PM

Archae hippy: Ok Lady: hate to be a killjoy but theres nothing amusing about drunk driving.

/not a troll
//am too fun at parties

i just think its disgusting how people find humor in drunk driving. being drunk can be funny but the joke ends once they start to drive.

///i can put my slashies anywhere i want to

E, A, B, O, D

B,R,A,V,O

/laughed ol

TheKickinMule

2009-12-04 02:19:22 PM

D E B C A
Looks like I'm alone on this. Kinda hard to tell, when they're crying like that, the usual telltale red-eye thing doesn't work. I'm pretty consistenly wrong on these, but there it is.

ABQGOD

2009-12-04 02:27:23 PM

FFS just give the prizes away in a random drawing. Stop with the impossible to answer with certainty quizzes. What's next? Match the mugshot to their taste in chocolate?

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