You know, I was just thinking about this the other day. Well, not chickens, but steak. Would there be a way to inject cocaine, maybe in a liquified form or something, into raw steak? Then transport the steak like you're some meat transporter, cross the border, and then extract the liquified cocaine from the steaks? And still eat the steak? I mean, I guess you could sacrifice the steak if you had to, but it would be a shame. I'm pretty sure that the injecting part would work, but I guess it would take a lot of steaks to really transport a marketable quantity. Or big ones. T-bones or something. How much could you get into one steak? I'm not sure about that. As far as transporting, if dogs started hitting on the van, you could just say, "it's full of steak." And the officers would be like, "wow, that's a lot of steak." And then they'd let you through. It all works, I just can't figure out the extraction. Maybe you could invent a market for cocaine steak. Do you have to snort it? Would you get the same high from eating the liquid cocaine that was injected into the steak? I need to figure this out.

It's much better in the chicken. When I have extra coke that can't fit in the bird, it never turns out the same as coke soaking up all those juices.

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myinternetname: Misleading words are misleading!


First line says the chicken was stuffed and I was like


MMMMM COCAINE CHICKEN....

then they reveal it was in little baggies. The flavor doesn't soak into the meat like that *angry face*

I know. It's like people who forget to take the giblets out of the little bag. Heathens.

It's amazing he even thought he could pullet off.

LeroyBourne: Call me old fashioned but wouldn't it be easier to find some drugged out crack jobs, hire them as drug mules, and stuff balloon loads of coke up their asses?

Chickens don't pinch the bags. No thumbs.

Pocket Ninja: Would there be a way to inject cocaine, maybe in a liquified form or something, into raw steak?

Bovine + coke => blowvine. Ask for it by name.

...stuffing cocaine into a fully cooked chicken...

"Sounds delicious, Fred."

"I'm not very hungry, but I'll take seconds of the stuffing, please."

Pocket Ninja: You know, I was just thinking about this the other day. Well, not chickens, but steak. Would there be a way to inject cocaine, maybe in a liquified form or something, into raw steak? Then transport the steak like you're some meat transporter, cross the border, and then extract the liquified cocaine from the steaks? And still eat the steak? I mean, I guess you could sacrifice the steak if you had to, but it would be a shame. I'm pretty sure that the injecting part would work, but I guess it would take a lot of steaks to really transport a marketable quantity. Or big ones. T-bones or something. How much could you get into one steak? I'm not sure about that. As far as transporting, if dogs started hitting on the van, you could just say, "it's full of steak." And the officers would be like, "wow, that's a lot of steak." And then they'd let you through. It all works, I just can't figure out the extraction. Maybe you could invent a market for cocaine steak. Do you have to snort it? Would you get the same high from eating the liquid cocaine that was injected into the steak? I need to figure this out.

I'm thinking that you would have a hard time extracting it. It is, chemically speaking, a salt.

Also, yes, you would definitely get high by ingesting it orally. Sometimes i put it in my beer.

Why was this man allowed on the plane. Everybody know chickens can't fly.

Rodent of unusual size
Why was this man allowed on the plane. Everybody knows chickens can't fly

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