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(Some Fly on a Wall)   Hot swim teacher accused of teaching muff diving (with pics)   (badbadteacher.com) divider line 222
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2009-12-04 01:59:47 PM
Everyone knows Catholic girls are horny.
 
2009-12-04 02:00:30 PM
stuffy: Everyone knows Catholic girls are horny.

But they start much too late.
 
2009-12-04 02:01:28 PM
Yea, but did she teach the girl the breast stroke?
 
2009-12-04 02:02:49 PM
Krymson Tyde: superoogie: Wytchone: Farked link atm :(

Never go atm.

Sometimes it's okay to go atm


^^^
 
2009-12-04 02:02:49 PM
krupintupple: said 17 year old shoots someone during a robbery? she's an adult!
said 17 year old wants to get comfortable with a teacher? think of the children!!!


we've becoming a sobbing nanny state, hiding under our collective bed, over the prospect that someone, somewhere, is enjoying a good, sweaty fark.

/lucy lawless is certainly lawless.


Yeah, that's the damn truth.
 
2009-12-04 02:03:59 PM
ihatedumbpeople:
/best I can do
//feels dirty
///shower time
////giggity


You are now officially redeemed. Exonerated, even.
 
2009-12-04 02:04:17 PM
Ed Willy: Ah the rare bottom right square.

came for this
 
2009-12-04 02:08:17 PM
ronaprhys: ihatedumbpeople:
/best I can do
//feels dirty
///shower time
////giggity

You are now officially redeemed. Exonerated, even.


sHe's almost 18 now...if I was single...dang...

/that girls looks INSANE in a bikini
 
2009-12-04 02:09:49 PM
ihatedumbpeople: ronaprhys: ihatedumbpeople: Swim team?

Heck, the daughter of our daycare provider (yeah, the one with the 34FFs) prances around in her swim suit all the time, she's on the local HS swim team.

/that's hot

Look here. This CANNOT be entered into the record without pics. Plain and simple. Now, tits or GTFO.



/best I can do
//feels dirty
///shower time
////giggity


All right...time for me to pull that pic...if ya missed it, sorry.
 
2009-12-04 02:10:35 PM
Riche: "Sexual assault, criminal sexual contact and endangering the welfare of a girl."

At 17? Oh come on.

Of course, diddling a student is MASSIVELY unethical and the teacher should lose her license to teach forever.

In a sane world, that would be about it-- unless the girl was mentally disabled or was clearly coerced or something like that.

If that 17 year old had shot somebody while robbing a liquor store you can be pretty damn sure she would have been held responsible for her actions.

Oh, well. Since the accused is an attractive woman there's a chance she will be shown some mercy.

If it had been a guy in this case-- well, that would be one more person locked up for decades for no good reason.


B-b-but it's the ghey! That lesbian harlot of librul babylon should be locked up for life! Well at least a decade.

Were it a guy, most people would be carrying pitchforks and calling for his castration.
 
2009-12-04 02:11:56 PM
Is there any footage of the alledged incident? I will need to review this many many times in a locked bedroom with kleenex before forming my opinion.
 
2009-12-04 02:13:53 PM
Why wasn't voting enabled.
 
2009-12-04 02:14:21 PM
According to ageofconsent.com, 16 is legal in New Jersey. Assuming that is still correct, this isn't about age or protecting "children". The issue would be the violation of the teacher-student relationship, which has more restrictive laws.
 
2009-12-04 02:16:11 PM
ihatedumbpeople: ronaprhys: ihatedumbpeople: Swim team?

Heck, the daughter of our daycare provider (yeah, the one with the 34FFs) prances around in her swim suit all the time, she's on the local HS swim team.

/that's hot

Look here. This CANNOT be entered into the record without pics. Plain and simple. Now, tits or GTFO.



/best I can do
//feels dirty
///shower time
////giggity



Those are nice, but if they're of the HS-swim-team-big-breasted-daycare-provider in question, she's lying about her bra size. That's not even close to 34FF. She's a D cup, DD at best.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. But if I had a pair of D cups, I wouldn't lie about it.
 
2009-12-04 02:17:02 PM
notsureifwantdog.jpg
 
2009-12-04 02:17:21 PM
stuffy: Everyone knows Catholic girls are horny.

FTFY
 
2009-12-04 02:19:26 PM
ihatedumbpeople: All right...time for me to pull that pic...if ya missed it, sorry.

You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!
 
2009-12-04 02:25:04 PM
yourhighness: Dolly Parton's Swim Team

Fascinating. Entirely silicone-based life forms.
www.thelivingcosmos.com
 
2009-12-04 02:28:10 PM
robot_in_disguise: ihatedumbpeople: ronaprhys: ihatedumbpeople: Swim team?

Heck, the daughter of our daycare provider (yeah, the one with the 34FFs) prances around in her swim suit all the time, she's on the local HS swim team.

/that's hot

Look here. This CANNOT be entered into the record without pics. Plain and simple. Now, tits or GTFO.



/best I can do
//feels dirty
///shower time
////giggity


Those are nice, but if they're of the HS-swim-team-big-breasted-daycare-provider in question, she's lying about her bra size. That's not even close to 34FF. She's a D cup, DD at best.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. But if I had a pair of D cups, I wouldn't lie about it.


No no no...those pics are 'kinda' old, maybe a year or two if I'm not mistaken.

She's the one that literally overflows from DD cups...they're magnificent and quite awe inspiring when she's got her tiny bikini top on...I have to avoid staring...
 
2009-12-04 02:28:23 PM
MBooda: yourhighness: Dolly Parton's Swim Team

Fascinating. Entirely silicone-based life forms.


Better watch it Spock! You're gonna Horta yourself touching hot rocks.
 
2009-12-04 02:31:50 PM
ObscureNameHere: Better watch it Spock! You're gonna Horta yourself touching hot rocks.

Don't egg him on!
 
2009-12-04 02:36:01 PM
BStorm: Cndn Bacon: There's no way that's their swim team. Their boobs are way too big to be competitive swimmers.

Tyranid Farker: This looks shooped. All the Ts are the same. And the short-haired brunette isn't smiling. And that's Anne Hathaway in the middle.

A couple of months ago someone proved this was shooped. I can't remember who is actually in the original but someone from TTech went full retard claiming they were really from his school and he had classes with several of them. I think they're a pro team's cheerleader squad or something along those lines.


I don't think it takes much to prove it was shooped. Looks at all the T's on those tops. Every single one of them is perfectly level. Unless somebody wants to tell me that the photographer looked through his view finder and individually directed each one to move a little this way or that for 15 or 20 minutes it would prolly take, then it was shooped.
 
2009-12-04 02:37:30 PM
Benjimin_Dover: BStorm: Cndn Bacon: There's no way that's their swim team. Their boobs are way too big to be competitive swimmers.

Tyranid Farker: This looks shooped. All the Ts are the same. And the short-haired brunette isn't smiling. And that's Anne Hathaway in the middle.

A couple of months ago someone proved this was shooped. I can't remember who is actually in the original but someone from TTech went full retard claiming they were really from his school and he had classes with several of them. I think they're a pro team's cheerleader squad or something along those lines.

I don't think it takes much to prove it was shooped. Looks at all the T's on those tops. Every single one of them is perfectly level. Unless somebody wants to tell me that the photographer looked through his view finder and individually directed each one to move a little this way or that for 15 or 20 minutes it would prolly take, then it was shooped.


Oh, and uniforms are that. Uniform. SOme of the T's are on the right tit and others are on the left. Not very uniform now is it?
 
2009-12-04 02:39:08 PM
ginnytonic: i think i love you
 
2009-12-04 02:39:11 PM
'the girls swim coach at Bishop George Ahr High School, a Catholic school in Edison, New Jersey has reportedly been arrested on allegations of a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old female student.'

Come out Virginia, don't let me wait
You Catholic girls start much too late
aw But sooner or later it comes down to fate
I might as well be the one

well, They showed you a statue, told you to pray
They built you a temple and locked you away
Aw, but they never told you the price that you pay
For things that you might have done.....
 
2009-12-04 02:39:13 PM
ihatedumbpeople:

All right...time for me to pull that pic...if ya missed it, sorry.


Oh what the hell? Cmon man, I had to go to lunch.

yourhighness:

Wow, good work.

 
2009-12-04 02:40:21 PM
gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yjckaw4
(copy and paste, NSFW)


Half woman, half manatee?
 
2009-12-04 02:40:37 PM
Belltower: You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!

This.

Also, when I was 27 I was nailing a 17 yo HS girl, so I'm getting a kick etc...

/cool story, bro!
 
2009-12-04 02:42:33 PM
FuelCycle: ihatedumbpeople:

All right...time for me to pull that pic...if ya missed it, sorry.

Oh what the hell? Cmon man, I had to go to lunch.

yourhighness:

Wow, good work.


Nothing too crazy...just some cropped shots of the large tracts of land. Had to pull 'em, don't want the wifey seeing me drooling over her again...
 
2009-12-04 02:53:07 PM
shouldn't someone have found myspace or facebook pics by now?
/too lazy
 
2009-12-04 02:55:11 PM
yourhighness: Link (nsfw)


Dolly Parton's Swim Team


Real Swim Team (sorry for crushing your dreams)


Hawaiian Swimmers


I'm joining her team


Back Stroke

Old School Swim Team

Life Guards


More Real Swim Teams

Cross coontry (bouncy, bouncy)


And finally, a Real Swim Team that makes me smile


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-12-04 02:57:33 PM
docwizz: she is at a Catholic school. just move her to another parish and sweep it under the rug

Came for this...

/You know the drill
 
2009-12-04 02:58:43 PM
kalvyn: Belltower: You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!

This.

Also, when I was 27 I was nailing a 17 yo HS girl, so I'm getting a kick etc...

/cool story, bro!



This indeed.
& When I was 19 I was nailing a 17 yo HS girl AND a 32 yo divorcee.
 
2009-12-04 03:02:59 PM
schattenteufel: kalvyn: Belltower: You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!

This.

Also, when I was 27 I was nailing a 17 yo HS girl, so I'm getting a kick etc...

/cool story, bro!


This indeed.
& When I was 19 I was nailing a 17 yo HS girl AND a 32 yo divorcee.


Mom and daughter?
 
2009-12-04 03:03:31 PM
 
2009-12-04 03:11:09 PM
yourhighness: Link (nsfw)
Dolly Parton's Swim Team


Damn! Nice, but if that don't get you banned I'll be a monkey's uncle.
 
2009-12-04 03:17:30 PM
Another Government Employee: schattenteufel: kalvyn: Belltower: You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!

This.

Also, when I was 27 I was nailing a 17 yo HS girl, so I'm getting a kick etc...

/cool story, bro!


This indeed.
& When I was 19 I was nailing a 17 yo HS girl AND a 32 yo divorcee.

Mom and daughter?


Yeah, well I'm getting double teamed by an 8 yo and her 39yo GMILF.
 
2009-12-04 03:19:25 PM
okami36: Another Government Employee: schattenteufel: kalvyn: Belltower: You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!

This.

Also, when I was 27 I was nailing a 17 yo HS girl, so I'm getting a kick etc...

/cool story, bro!


This indeed.
& When I was 19 I was nailing a 17 yo HS girl AND a 32 yo divorcee.

Mom and daughter?

Yeah, well I'm getting double teamed by an 8 yo and her 39yo GMILF.


pics?
 
2009-12-04 03:20:59 PM
this is not a bookmark for when I get home from work...
/ok, I lied but I've got nothing "useful" to contribute right now.
 
2009-12-04 03:23:57 PM
DIAF: this is not a bookmark for when I get home from work...
/ok, I lied but I've got nothing "useful" to contribute right now.


I'm sure something will pop up later.
 
2009-12-04 03:27:08 PM
Another Government Employee: okami36: Another Government Employee: schattenteufel: kalvyn: Belltower: You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!

This.

Also, when I was 27 I was nailing a 17 yo HS girl, so I'm getting a kick etc...

/cool story, bro!


This indeed.
& When I was 19 I was nailing a 17 yo HS girl AND a 32 yo divorcee.

Mom and daughter?

Yeah, well I'm getting double teamed by an 8 yo and her 39yo GMILF.

pics?


After I get behind my 7th proxy...
 
2009-12-04 03:28:58 PM
schattenteufel: kalvyn: Belltower: You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!

This.

Also, when I was 27 I was nailing a 17 yo HS girl, so I'm getting a kick etc...

/cool story, bro!


This indeed.
& When I was 19 I was nailing a 17 yo HS girl AND a 32 yo divorcee.


When I was 19 I was nailing TWIN 19 year olds that were born the exact same day as me!
 
2009-12-04 03:29:34 PM
Another Government Employee: schattenteufel: kalvyn: Belltower: You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!

This.

Also, when I was 27 I was nailing a 17 yo HS girl, so I'm getting a kick etc...

/cool story, bro!


This indeed.
& When I was 19 I was nailing a 17 yo HS girl AND a 32 yo divorcee.

Mom and daughter?



Nah; Waitress & Manager at the restaurant I worked at.
 
2009-12-04 03:32:26 PM
apeiron242: Riche: "Sexual assault, criminal sexual contact and endangering the welfare of a girl."

At 17? Oh come on.

Of course, diddling a student is MASSIVELY unethical and the teacher should lose her license to teach forever.

In a sane world, that would be about it-- unless the girl was mentally disabled or was clearly coerced or something like that.

If that 17 year old had shot somebody while robbing a liquor store you can be pretty damn sure she would have been held responsible for her actions.

Oh, well. Since the accused is an attractive woman there's a chance she will be shown some mercy.

If it had been a guy in this case-- well, that would be one more person locked up for decades for no good reason.

Hi. You're an idiot.


What a well-reasoned argument.
 
2009-12-04 03:40:21 PM
I used to date a hot swim teacher... she was the only teacher that wasn't diving for the same team...

/well toned legs and pectorals FTW
//yum
 
2009-12-04 03:42:45 PM
I lost my virginity to a UPenn female swim team member, so I'm really...getting a you, know.....cool story, bro


/thighs to die for
 
2009-12-04 03:54:08 PM
i48.tinypic.comi47.tinypic.com
 
2009-12-04 03:54:31 PM
kvinesknows: schattenteufel: kalvyn: Belltower: You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!

This.

Also, when I was 27 I was nailing a 17 yo HS girl, so I'm getting a kick etc...

/cool story, bro!


This indeed.
& When I was 19 I was nailing a 17 yo HS girl AND a 32 yo divorcee.

When I was 19 I was nailing TWIN 19 year olds that were born the exact same day as me!


Well, if you're part of a triplet, your sisters don't count.

(and I don't think two of the three would be considered twins... they would be 2/3 of a triplet).

8)
 
2009-12-04 03:55:07 PM
kvinesknows: schattenteufel: kalvyn: Belltower: You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!

This.

Also, when I was 27 I was nailing a 17 yo HS girl, so I'm getting a kick etc...

/cool story, bro!


This indeed.
& When I was 19 I was nailing a 17 yo HS girl AND a 32 yo divorcee.

When I was 19 I was nailing TWIN 19 year olds that were born the exact same day as me!


Rosie and Rosetta Palms?
 
2009-12-04 04:07:27 PM
I'm not sure we really know what these "swimmers" look like. I think i'm going to provide a few more examples.
www.beersteak.com
I dont suppose it's possible to find a better example of a swimmer than an Olympic GoldMedalist (no I'm not talking about Phelps)
This one is Stephanie Rice from Austrailia

www.maratechnology.net

3.bp.blogspot.com
She seems to be very healthy

4.bp.blogspot.com
Interestingly enough, she doesn't seem to suffer from the super-thick-leg syndrome that seems to effect so many of these muff divers.

static.thehollywoodgossip.com
But she does have strong arms

www.stephanie-rice.com
Now she's posing as the 17 YO Girl (please dont hurt her coach)

wickedchopspoker.blogs.com

weblogs.baltimoresun.com

3.bp.blogspot.com

www.webwombat.com.au
Well, Hello

lh4.ggpht.com
Can I has breast stroke?
 
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