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(Some Fly on a Wall)		Hot swim teacher accused of teaching muff diving (with pics) (badbadteacher.com)		222
		More: Spiffy, administrative leave, sexual relationship, sexual contact, Catholic school, fifth grades, coaching, head coach, Middlesex County

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Indolent		2009-12-04 09:28:15 AM

What a Blessing...

Trivia Jockey		2009-12-04 09:46:12 AM

I liked the headline, subby.

Mugato		2009-12-04 11:05:21 AM

I wish there was a bunk in my office.

Riche		2009-12-04 11:42:43 AM

"Sexual assault, criminal sexual contact and endangering the welfare of a girl."

At 17? Oh come on.

Of course, diddling a student is MASSIVELY unethical and the teacher should lose her license to teach forever.

In a sane world, that would be about it-- unless the girl was mentally disabled or was clearly coerced or something like that.

If that 17 year old had shot somebody while robbing a liquor store you can be pretty damn sure she would have been held responsible for her actions.

Oh, well. Since the accused is an attractive woman there's a chance she will be shown some mercy.

If it had been a guy in this case-- well, that would be one more person locked up for decades for no good reason.

Mugato		2009-12-04 11:52:20 AM

If I'm ever reincarnated as a female, I'm heading straight to high school swimming coach class.

Biness		2009-12-04 11:52:40 AM

i got it made, got it made, got it made

Jument		2009-12-04 11:52:52 AM

Niiiiice!

Fark Irony Police		2009-12-04 11:52:53 AM

And my faith is restored.

Vash's Apprentice		2009-12-04 11:53:32 AM

Attractive? Maybe. Hot? No.

schattenteufel		2009-12-04 11:53:32 AM

These are the things (wet) dreams are made of.

FeFiFoFark		2009-12-04 11:53:36 AM

No muff too tough, we dive at 5!

Oldiron_79		2009-12-04 11:53:39 AM

video or it didn't happen

I'll be in my bunk

Biness		2009-12-04 11:53:50 AM

niiiiice

KingKauff		2009-12-04 11:53:56 AM

FTFA:
Blessing came to the attention of police

For some odd reason, I find this sentence amusing

docwizz		2009-12-04 11:53:58 AM

she is at a Catholic school. just move her to another parish and sweep it under the rug

kvinesknows		2009-12-04 11:54:07 AM

Her name is Blessing, its a catholic school and the town is middlesex?

Pretty sure with all those coincidences this sex was ordained by god.

Oobedoob Scoobi-Doobi Benubi		2009-12-04 11:54:17 AM

The real question is whether the student was as hot as the teacher.

/The follow-up to that is "Did they scissor?"

EighthundredmillionthFarker		2009-12-04 11:54:20 AM

~~Hot~~ Average, husky swim teacher accused of teaching muff diving (with pics)

Fark Irony Police		2009-12-04 11:54:27 AM

Clam slam!

Biness		2009-12-04 11:54:47 AM

she really went off the deep end

Forbidden Doughnut		2009-12-04 11:55:01 AM

Riche: If it had been a guy in this case-- well, that would be one more person locked up for decades for no good reason.

Anyone have that gender/"victim" graph to post?

stutte2		2009-12-04 11:55:04 AM

Middlesex. Heh.

Biness		2009-12-04 11:55:29 AM

Oobedoob Scoobi-Doobi Benubi: The real question is whether the student was as hot as the teacher.

/The follow-up to that is "Did they scissor?"

SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!

Arcturus72		2009-12-04 11:55:32 AM

As soon as I went to that webpage my Spysweeper popped up saying that something on there was trying to access my computer... GG Subby.

jake3988		2009-12-04 11:55:34 AM

Vash's Apprentice 2009-12-04 11:53:32 AM Attractive? Maybe. Hot? No.
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Considering the types of people that are usually in these articles, she's drop dead gorgeous comparatively

farkwell		2009-12-04 11:56:11 AM

will jamie lee curtis play the student or the teacher in the movie version?

she'd be Perfect.

gimpols1908		2009-12-04 11:56:36 AM

my town! do i win a cookie?

/the county is middlesex
//the high school is in Edison
///elementry is in my town...

fish500		2009-12-04 11:56:58 AM

She as about as attractive as that website. It's called CSS look into it.

hitlersbrain		2009-12-04 11:57:01 AM

Yummy, maybe she'll do pron when she gets out of jail. The industry could use some healthy looking chicks.

someguy945		2009-12-04 11:57:09 AM

She was fired for being accused of a crime?

FuelCycle		2009-12-04 11:57:48 AM

I would probably do the ole backstroke with her. Swim teams are great.

cache.gawker.com

/ As hot as the girls.

MDGeist		2009-12-04 11:58:00 AM

Fark, you really need to work on your definition of the word hot.

Merky		2009-12-04 12:00:10 PM

Just because you are not ugly does not mean you are hot. On a side note swimmers are a lot of fun. They tend to be thicker but they have unbelievable endurance.

mycatisposter		2009-12-04 12:00:12 PM

MDGeist: Fark, you really need to work on your definition of the word hot.

This. What a sad bunch of desperate boys.

lennavan		2009-12-04 12:00:39 PM

MDGeist: Fark, you really need to work on your definition of the word hot.

Considering it's a headshot, looks like she has zero makeup on and it was most likely for work or something, she's definitely hot. I'm betting if someone finds her myspace/facebook/etc pictures you'll see something that fits your definition of hot.

IEatANimaLs		2009-12-04 12:00:53 PM

Swimmers do it in the deep end...

Oobedoob Scoobi-Doobi Benubi		2009-12-04 12:01:02 PM

MDGeist: Fark, you really need to work on your definition of the word hot.

It's all relative, baby.

Shagittarius		2009-12-04 12:01:12 PM

We had a male swim coach and he called it 'Advanced Snorkel Clearing".

BlueDog		2009-12-04 12:02:34 PM

Approves

FuelCycle		2009-12-04 12:02:48 PM

mycatisposter: MDGeist: Fark, you really need to work on your definition of the word hot.

This. What a sad bunch of desperate boys.

Says the cat guy...

Oobedoob Scoobi-Doobi Benubi		2009-12-04 12:02:48 PM

IEatANimaLs: Swimmers do it in the deep end...

No, they start in the deep end and then alternate as fast as they can.

IEatANimaLs		2009-12-04 12:03:19 PM

Merky: Just because you are not ugly does not mean you are hot. On a side note swimmers are a lot of fun. They tend to be thicker but they have unbelievable endurance.

O.k. big guy. Because you typically out-last all your other women? Riiight... whatever you say, buddy.

LeroyBourne		2009-12-04 12:03:25 PM

MDGeist: Fark, you really need to work on your definition of the word hot.

Something that gives you a bone-tron.
/Apparently most farkers would bang girls with lip hair.

Oobedoob Scoobi-Doobi Benubi		2009-12-04 12:04:29 PM

LeroyBourne: MDGeist: Fark, you really need to work on your definition of the word hot.

Something that gives you a bone-tron.
/Apparently most farkers would bang girls with lip hair.

Only if she had an elongated clitoris to match.

Serious Black		2009-12-04 12:06:51 PM

I wish she had been my swim coach. All but one of my coaches were men, and the one woman was plain...not ugly, but certainly not pretty either. Seventeen-year-old me would totally have hit this chick.

Lawn_offit		2009-12-04 12:08:03 PM

Step 1 - Breaststroke
Step 2 - Muff Dive
Step 3 - Busted!

gorgor		2009-12-04 12:08:39 PM

APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yjckaw4
(copy and paste, NSFW)

pervvywanker		2009-12-04 12:08:42 PM

Oh yeah, her face looks like a glazed donut!

Psumek		2009-12-04 12:09:04 PM

Mugato: If I'm ever reincarnated as a female, I'm heading straight to high school swimming coach class.

Mine looked like Colm Meaney but will a fro. She was not attractive.

/probably lesbian
//never asked