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		Texas couple claims hen laid egg with cross on it. (With picture of what regular eggs without crosses look like) (myfoxdc.com)		54
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schattenteufel

2009-12-04 11:22:39 AM

I'm not going to say that all religious people are stupid, but I will assert that all stupid people are religious.

Son of Thunder

2009-12-04 11:23:03 AM

The Norrells said eating the egg is not an option.

Well DUH! Do you know how much some nitwit would be willing to pay for that thing?

Son of Thunder

2009-12-04 11:23:52 AM

schattenteufel: I'm not going to say that all religious people are stupid, but I will assert that all stupid people are religious.

Fark religion threads disprove that assertion.

boobsrgood

2009-12-04 11:24:02 AM

That article is cracked. What a yolk.

Poppyale

2009-12-04 11:24:35 AM

schattenteufel: I'm not going to say that all religious people are stupid, but I will assert that all stupid people are religious.

hallelujah!!

oldebayer

2009-12-04 11:25:14 AM

As long as it wasn't an image of the Mouse. That would be a suin'.

cleveoh

2009-12-04 11:25:53 AM

Which came first, the Messiah or the egg?

yakmans_dad

2009-12-04 11:26:13 AM

It's quite easy for somebody just to come along here claiming... that they have a bit to spare in the botty department. The point is, our viewers need proof.

Poppyale

2009-12-04 11:26:49 AM

oldebayer: As long as it wasn't an image of the Mouse. That would be a suin'.

Or a silhouette of a baby chicken!

que lastima

2009-12-04 11:29:09 AM

you've got to be farking kidding me. who allows this shiat? an article about a strange-looking egg with no picture of said egg? gah!

penguinfark

2009-12-04 11:30:53 AM

Can we go for a trifecta? Somebody, please....

UHC2005

2009-12-04 11:32:11 AM

Oh for fark's sake...

hudef

2009-12-04 11:33:28 AM

Much nicer.

Five Tails of Fury

2009-12-04 11:35:20 AM

So the Messiah is going to be a Rhode Island Red?

Does that mean churches will have to start serving chicken for Communion?

Psycoholic_Slag

2009-12-04 11:35:36 AM

So how does this sh*t go down?

"Hey Cletus! I found an egg what gots a cross on it!"

"Sheeit Brandene, call the news station!"

And then the news (ok it was FOX) runs with it?

*weeps for humanity*

Englebert Slaptyback

2009-12-04 11:36:11 AM

Texas couple claims hen laid egg with cross on it.

Ouchie.

Oh, it was an image of a cross.

lukelightning

2009-12-04 11:37:49 AM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she already crossed the egg.

eas81

2009-12-04 11:41:45 AM

lukelightning: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she already crossed the egg.

What a bad Yolk!!

dobro

2009-12-04 11:42:41 AM

Luckily, they had that picture of 'non-crossed' eggs. Because I sometimes completely forget what eggs look like. Now I can reference that pic and imagine a cross on it. Excellent graphical 'work with'.

TallyGirl

2009-12-04 11:43:00 AM

I saw the egg on HLN this morning...it was wrinkled looking and strange, very strange.

The woman who found it looks like my Aunt Carol but with a crazy, fundie look.

lukelightning

2009-12-04 11:44:32 AM

What an egg with a cross on it may look like:

www.seanmichaelragan.com

Hershey Highway Patrol

2009-12-04 11:49:01 AM

Son of Thunder: The Norrells said eating the egg is not an option.

Well DUH! Do you know how much some nitwit would be willing to pay for that thing?

Plus if the egg's more than 3 days old it'll be empty anyway.

hudef

2009-12-04 11:49:45 AM

lukelightning: What an egg with a cross on it may look like:

Gross!

1.bp.blogspot.com

What an undisturbing egg with a cross may look like

bobbiepaws

2009-12-04 11:53:56 AM

how do they know it's not an upside down cross?

lukelightning

2009-12-04 11:55:21 AM

Q: Hey, Jean-Claude, how many eggs do you need?

A: One egg is un oeuf.

hudef

2009-12-04 11:56:48 AM

Don't open it! He might get away!!1!

Devolving_Spud

2009-12-04 12:02:25 PM

By not allowing the egg to hatch, they have effectively ABORTED the life that the Lord hath given!

They STOPPED A BEATING HEART!!!!!!

What does the good book say we should do with murderers?

OccamsWhiskers

2009-12-04 12:04:11 PM

Well, I thought I'd be a skeptic forever, but this has finally convinced me. I guess the solstice really is happening in a few weeks.

My apologies if my previous snarking offended any of my fellow believers.

pervvywanker

2009-12-04 12:07:11 PM

hudef: Much nicer.

It's got one of those little Yamaha's on top of its egg head.

dstanley

2009-12-04 12:10:47 PM

There.

cleveoh

2009-12-04 12:11:57 PM

hudef: lukelightning: What an egg with a cross on it may look like:

Gross!

What an undisturbing egg with a cross may look like

Is that a St. Andrew's Cross?

farkerts

2009-12-04 12:12:17 PM

schattenteufel: I'm not going to say that all religious people are stupid, but I will assert that all stupid people are religious.

talk about done in one!

buddyrtr

2009-12-04 12:14:01 PM

If the entire city of Fort Worth had a septic system, Burleson would be the leach field...

hudef

2009-12-04 12:30:09 PM

pervvywanker: hudef: Much nicer.

It's got one of those little Yamaha's on top of its egg head.

This is the type of sanguine insight that keeps me coming back to fark.

asmodeus224

2009-12-04 12:32:19 PM

God always communicates so unambiguously!

And what is his message? (As interpreted by religious meatheads) - 'Everyone get along!'...oh such sage advice! Clearly the message of a infinitely wise and all powerful creator...'Get along!'...why, how simple! Why didn't we ever think about that!?

/morans

Tatsuhiko

2009-12-04 12:43:08 PM

I think what's sad is you could go back in time probably thousands of years ago and get the same response from animal farmers back then.

ultraholland

2009-12-04 12:43:50 PM

The Norrells said eating the egg is not an option.

[Homer]

mmmmm, sacrilicious.

[/Homer]

lukelightning

2009-12-04 12:49:41 PM

Tatsuhiko: I think what's sad is you could go back in time probably thousands of years ago and get the same response from animal farmers back then.

Either that, or they'd find the witch who's been cursing their animals and lynch some widow.

Snarky Acronym

2009-12-04 01:00:34 PM

The Norrells said eating the egg is not an option.

Don't eat it! That would be like eating the Christ child!

/or something

mike.thesauce

2009-12-04 01:22:50 PM

and reason #269 why christianity is hemorhaging members.

/your cult is stupid.

grimatongueworm

2009-12-04 01:44:57 PM

phlegmmo

2009-12-04 01:57:14 PM

Wow.

Compare the headline with mine that was red lit yesterday.

(Kansas.com)
2009-12-03 Texas couple say their hen laid an egg with a cross on it. Ovum Benedictum

bring to a festering boil

2009-12-04 02:06:54 PM

phlegmmo:
Wow.

Compare the headline with mine that was red lit yesterday.

(Kansas.com)
2009-12-03 Texas couple say their hen laid an egg with a cross on it. Ovum Benedictum

My advice: dumb it down some.

The Southern Dandy

2009-12-04 02:14:43 PM

And the Lord they God sayeth "Deliver unto Me an Omelet made with three eggs, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number of eggs, and the number of the eggs shalt be three. Four eggs shalt thou not use, nor either useth thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out."

Britney Spear's Speculum

2009-12-04 02:19:41 PM

God damn religious people are stupid.

The Malingerer

2009-12-04 02:23:50 PM

Simple explanation: the chicken was having sex with a Phillips-head screwdriver.

Thisbymaster

2009-12-04 02:32:25 PM

schattenteufel: I'm not going to say that all religious people are stupid, but I will assert that all stupid people are religious.

Look in the politics tab, there are stupid people all types.

Rodent of unusual size

2009-12-04 02:38:18 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum
God damn religious people are stupid.

You used the word "god" and you don't believe in him.

Rodent of unusual size

2009-12-04 02:41:03 PM

phlegmmo
Wow.

Compare the headline with mine that was red lit yesterday.

(Kansas.com)
2009-12-03 Texas couple say their hen laid an egg with a cross on it. Ovum Benedictum

You were robbed

Uncle Tractor

2009-12-04 04:26:37 PM

Theists. Is there anything they won't believe?

What an egg worth keeping (or selling) might look like: