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(My Fox DC) Strange Texas couple claims hen laid egg with cross on it. (With picture of what regular eggs without crosses look like)   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 54
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2009-12-04 11:22:39 AM
I'm not going to say that all religious people are stupid, but I will assert that all stupid people are religious.
 
2009-12-04 11:23:03 AM
The Norrells said eating the egg is not an option.

Well DUH! Do you know how much some nitwit would be willing to pay for that thing?
 
2009-12-04 11:23:52 AM
schattenteufel: I'm not going to say that all religious people are stupid, but I will assert that all stupid people are religious.

Fark religion threads disprove that assertion.
 
2009-12-04 11:24:02 AM
That article is cracked. What a yolk.
 
2009-12-04 11:24:35 AM
schattenteufel: I'm not going to say that all religious people are stupid, but I will assert that all stupid people are religious.



hallelujah!!
 
2009-12-04 11:25:14 AM
As long as it wasn't an image of the Mouse. That would be a suin'.
 
2009-12-04 11:25:53 AM
Which came first, the Messiah or the egg?
 
2009-12-04 11:26:13 AM
It's quite easy for somebody just to come along here claiming... that they have a bit to spare in the botty department. The point is, our viewers need proof.
 
2009-12-04 11:26:49 AM
oldebayer: As long as it wasn't an image of the Mouse. That would be a suin'.


Or a silhouette of a baby chicken!
 
2009-12-04 11:29:09 AM
you've got to be farking kidding me. who allows this shiat? an article about a strange-looking egg with no picture of said egg? gah!
 
2009-12-04 11:30:53 AM
Can we go for a trifecta? Somebody, please....
 
2009-12-04 11:32:11 AM
Oh for fark's sake...
 
2009-12-04 11:33:28 AM
thelastcrusade.org
Much nicer.
 
2009-12-04 11:35:20 AM
So the Messiah is going to be a Rhode Island Red?

Does that mean churches will have to start serving chicken for Communion?
 
2009-12-04 11:35:36 AM
So how does this sh*t go down?

"Hey Cletus! I found an egg what gots a cross on it!"

"Sheeit Brandene, call the news station!"


And then the news (ok it was FOX) runs with it?

*weeps for humanity*
 
2009-12-04 11:36:11 AM

Texas couple claims hen laid egg with cross on it.


Ouchie.


Oh, it was an image of a cross.
 
2009-12-04 11:37:49 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she already crossed the egg.
 
2009-12-04 11:41:45 AM
lukelightning: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she already crossed the egg.


What a bad Yolk!!
 
2009-12-04 11:42:41 AM
Luckily, they had that picture of 'non-crossed' eggs. Because I sometimes completely forget what eggs look like. Now I can reference that pic and imagine a cross on it. Excellent graphical 'work with'.
 
2009-12-04 11:43:00 AM
I saw the egg on HLN this morning...it was wrinkled looking and strange, very strange.

The woman who found it looks like my Aunt Carol but with a crazy, fundie look.
 
2009-12-04 11:44:32 AM
What an egg with a cross on it may look like:

www.seanmichaelragan.com
 
2009-12-04 11:49:01 AM
Son of Thunder: The Norrells said eating the egg is not an option.

Well DUH! Do you know how much some nitwit would be willing to pay for that thing?


Plus if the egg's more than 3 days old it'll be empty anyway.
 
2009-12-04 11:49:45 AM
lukelightning: What an egg with a cross on it may look like:

Gross!

1.bp.blogspot.com
What an undisturbing egg with a cross may look like
 
2009-12-04 11:53:56 AM
how do they know it's not an upside down cross?
 
2009-12-04 11:55:21 AM
Q: Hey, Jean-Claude, how many eggs do you need?

A: One egg is un oeuf.
 
2009-12-04 11:56:48 AM
media.jesusoftheweek.com
Don't open it! He might get away!!1!
 
2009-12-04 12:02:25 PM
By not allowing the egg to hatch, they have effectively ABORTED the life that the Lord hath given!

They STOPPED A BEATING HEART!!!!!!

What does the good book say we should do with murderers?
 
2009-12-04 12:04:11 PM
Well, I thought I'd be a skeptic forever, but this has finally convinced me. I guess the solstice really is happening in a few weeks.

My apologies if my previous snarking offended any of my fellow believers.
 
2009-12-04 12:07:11 PM
hudef: Much nicer.

It's got one of those little Yamaha's on top of its egg head.
 
2009-12-04 12:10:47 PM
weeklyworldnews.files.wordpress.com

There.
 
2009-12-04 12:11:57 PM
hudef: lukelightning: What an egg with a cross on it may look like:

Gross!


What an undisturbing egg with a cross may look like


Is that a St. Andrew's Cross?
 
2009-12-04 12:12:17 PM
schattenteufel: I'm not going to say that all religious people are stupid, but I will assert that all stupid people are religious.

talk about done in one!
 
2009-12-04 12:14:01 PM
If the entire city of Fort Worth had a septic system, Burleson would be the leach field...
 
2009-12-04 12:30:09 PM
pervvywanker: hudef: Much nicer.

It's got one of those little Yamaha's on top of its egg head.


This is the type of sanguine insight that keeps me coming back to fark.
 
2009-12-04 12:32:19 PM
God always communicates so unambiguously!

And what is his message? (As interpreted by religious meatheads) - 'Everyone get along!'...oh such sage advice! Clearly the message of a infinitely wise and all powerful creator...'Get along!'...why, how simple! Why didn't we ever think about that!?

/morans
 
2009-12-04 12:43:08 PM
I think what's sad is you could go back in time probably thousands of years ago and get the same response from animal farmers back then.
 
2009-12-04 12:43:50 PM
The Norrells said eating the egg is not an option.

[Homer]

mmmmm, sacrilicious.

[/Homer]
 
2009-12-04 12:49:41 PM
Tatsuhiko: I think what's sad is you could go back in time probably thousands of years ago and get the same response from animal farmers back then.

Either that, or they'd find the witch who's been cursing their animals and lynch some widow.
 
2009-12-04 01:00:34 PM
The Norrells said eating the egg is not an option.

Don't eat it! That would be like eating the Christ child!

/or something
 
2009-12-04 01:22:50 PM
and reason #269 why christianity is hemorhaging members.

/your cult is stupid.
 
2009-12-04 01:44:57 PM
www.esquilax79.com
 
2009-12-04 01:57:14 PM
Wow.

Compare the headline with mine that was red lit yesterday.

(Kansas.com)
2009-12-03 Texas couple say their hen laid an egg with a cross on it. Ovum Benedictum
 
2009-12-04 02:06:54 PM
phlegmmo:
Wow.

Compare the headline with mine that was red lit yesterday.

(Kansas.com)
2009-12-03 Texas couple say their hen laid an egg with a cross on it. Ovum Benedictum


My advice: dumb it down some.
 
2009-12-04 02:14:43 PM
And the Lord they God sayeth "Deliver unto Me an Omelet made with three eggs, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number of eggs, and the number of the eggs shalt be three. Four eggs shalt thou not use, nor either useth thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out."
 
2009-12-04 02:19:41 PM
God damn religious people are stupid.
 
2009-12-04 02:23:50 PM
Simple explanation: the chicken was having sex with a Phillips-head screwdriver.
 
2009-12-04 02:32:25 PM
schattenteufel: I'm not going to say that all religious people are stupid, but I will assert that all stupid people are religious.

Look in the politics tab, there are stupid people all types.
 
2009-12-04 02:38:18 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum
God damn religious people are stupid.

You used the word "god" and you don't believe in him.
 
2009-12-04 02:41:03 PM
phlegmmo
Wow.

Compare the headline with mine that was red lit yesterday.

(Kansas.com)
2009-12-03 Texas couple say their hen laid an egg with a cross on it. Ovum Benedictum


You were robbed
 
2009-12-04 04:26:37 PM
Theists. Is there anything they won't believe?

What an egg worth keeping (or selling) might look like:
upload.wikimedia.org
 
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