It was a terrible mixup.

(This happened to my Father In Law. He only lost fingers, though)

Ouch. My dad used to work at a canning company in green bay, saw a dude lose him arm from the elbow down on some machinery. Yikes.

What is it? Pun week on Fark? I mean I love fark puns as much as the next Farker, but it seems to be the soup d'jour. Lets not ruin the fun by burning it out.

/wet blanket off
//stick pulled from the mud

dbirchall: Another Government Employee: It was a terrible mixup.

(This happened to my Father In Law. He only lost fingers, though)

Should've been your mother in law, then the bakery could've sold a package of ladyfingers.

She worked in packing, then. She wasn't happy when she saw the festive dye.

I'm sure he will rise above it.

I hope he gives the medics a gift this xmas, it's the yeast he can do.

Batter him than me.

Hope he doesn't get a yeast infection.

The Hobart dough mixer has no soul and shows no mercy.

I got 3 fingers caught in a pizza dough roller waay back in the day.

That sucked.

Worse, another summer job I had, I got my entire arm caught in the hot sharp wirey scrap coming off an engine lathe, spinning at about 700 rpm. That job sucked also, making helicopter rotor tubes for Bell. Damn near lost my arm.

On the upside, they're having a sale on soylent green cookies.

Amateur. Years ago I worked in the printing industry. A press operator was wiping one unit's form rollers while the press ran at 1600fpm in the other unit. This meant the unit he was cleaning was running at 1600fpm. Now, these form rollers are steel with a rubber skin so he was wiping old ink off the form rollers with a varsol-soaked rag. Well you know how much reaction time you get at 1600fpm? None. That's right...NONE. Well this guy never had a chance to let go of that rag. Any idea what...you guessed it.

He tried to pull back...BIG mistake. Ever seen your hand covered in the flesh stripped from your upper arm?

what a baker who loses his hand may look like

/I ain't no freakin' monument to justice! I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride! You want me to take my heartache, put it away and forget?
//what a baker who loses his hand may sound like

OK OK OK, LET ME TRY. THIS IS AWESOME! FARk.COM PUNS.

HE RISES IN THE YEAST AND SETS IN THE REST! HIS ARM REACHED OUT AND TOUCHED SOMEONE... for the last time. I guess he well be driving an auto!

Nothing like "the stranger" for a good night's pleasure!

He used his batter with yeast to make a mixup that involved his arm!

fappomatic: Amateur. Years ago I worked in the printing industry. A press operator was wiping one unit's form rollers while the press ran at 1600fpm in the other unit. This meant the unit he was cleaning was running at 1600fpm. Now, these form rollers are steel with a rubber skin so he was wiping old ink off the form rollers with a varsol-soaked rag. Well you know how much reaction time you get at 1600fpm? None. That's right...NONE. Well this guy never had a chance to let go of that rag. Any idea what...you guessed it.

He tried to pull back...BIG mistake. Ever seen your hand covered in the flesh stripped from your upper arm?

Sounds hot.

Yeah yeah..... and I got caught with my dick in the pickle slicer. Not to worry though, no permenant damage. Mind you, we both were fired.

He's going to be more upset once he sees how much that hospital visit is going to cost him...

_{/veal
/tip your server}

fappomatic

He tried to pull back...BIG mistake. Ever seen your hand covered in the flesh stripped from your upper arm?


Worst. Gauntlet. Ever.

Yeah, I stuck my penis in a bakery mixer. Got fired because of that.

Oh, the bakery mixer?

She got fired, too.

He's definately going to knead some time off.

Quick! This man kneads medical attention!

Iowan73: He's definately going to knead some time off.

Dammit, 10 seconds.

/bows

It was a photo finish!

Dorf11: Iowan73: He's definately going to knead some time off.

Dammit, 10 seconds.

/bows

Hell of a lot better than my six minutes :(

Shakespeare's Monkey

Could have been worse, I suppose.

Is the mixer okay?


According to that scene, Steve Buscemi's character must have had an adamantium skeleton.

he'll need flours for his bedside then

rotsky

I'll bet he doesn't feel "grate" (instead of "great" since mixers grate things).


And graters mix things.

Two grate things that mix great together.

fappomatic
Amateur. Years ago I worked in the printing industry. A press operator was wiping one unit's form rollers while the press ran at 1600fpm in the other unit. This meant the unit he was cleaning was running at 1600fpm. Now, these form rollers are steel with a rubber skin so he was wiping old ink off the form rollers with a varsol-soaked rag. Well you know how much reaction time you get at 1600fpm? None. That's right...NONE. Well this guy never had a chance to let go of that rag. Any idea what...you guessed it.

He tried to pull back...BIG mistake. Ever seen your hand covered in the flesh stripped from your upper arm?

Sorta the same. Had to clean up a Harris sheetfed after a guy got his hand caught between the plate and blanket cylinder. Like in your case, peeled his hand like a bananna.

Another time I had to clean out a power stapler after a guy cut off about a third of a finger.

In both cases, the rest of my day was ruined.

Printing shops can be butcher shops.

That is my greatest fear at work, falling into the mixer.

fappomatic, ga362:

I think the term is "degloving."

/do not GIS

how old was that guy?

eraser8: I wonder how old the guy was.

bedspread: how old was that guy?

hobnail: fappomatic, ga362:

I think the term is "degloving."

/do not GIS

In that guy's case it was more like "de-arming".

bobsyouruncle: Yeah yeah..... and I got caught with my dick in the pickle slicer. Not to worry though, no permenant damage. Mind you, we both were fired.

Mr. White, is that you

I guess bakery owner wanted to save on equipment and bought chipper mixer

studebaker hoch: The Hobart dough mixer has no soul and shows no mercy.

we called ours the widough maker.

/zing?

My father used to work for Bethlehem Steel in Baltimore. While walking us around the Wire Mill he explained how a worker had once fallen into the machinery while a long line of heated metal was being shot down a long groove. The man was instantly spooled inside a large glowing-red bundle of wire. Cooked alive. Was there a lesson there? Nah, Dad just likes freaking the kids out...

medius: carmi990: bedspread: how old was that guy?

carmi990: eraser8: I wonder how old the guy was.

According to Jimmy Two Times, correspondent for This is South Devon, he was believed to be in his 20s, in his 20s.

So was the guy in his 20s or did I read that wrong?

He really threw himself into his work

studebaker hoch: The Hobart dough mixer has no soul and shows no mercy.

This. Dude must have reached in while it was running.