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		IED: Improvised Explosive Donkey (theregister.co.uk)		87
		More: Asinine, roadside bombs, Taliban, British troops, Battalion the Rifles Regiment, Afghan army, Afghanistan's Helmand Province, insurgents, telegraph

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nstoppiello

2009-12-04 09:02:00 AM

Nice insta-green.

Arkanaut

2009-12-04 09:02:36 AM

Good use of 'ASININE' tag.

Ninja Wicked

2009-12-04 09:02:37 AM

Spectacular use of the asinine tag Subby!

Antimatter

2009-12-04 09:03:41 AM

What jackasses.

Cuervoman

2009-12-04 09:04:08 AM

Hee-Haw assplodes...?!!

femmemakita

2009-12-04 09:05:26 AM

this is wrong, but oh so funny! Maybe I'm just evil?
ROTLMAO!!!
"Burritos" have always been explosive. Ha!

Observatory

2009-12-04 09:06:01 AM

Very sad for the donkey......but when you get right down to it, how is this any different from US Air Force/ CIA pilots sitting in their cushy aeron chairs, staring at their screens and blasting wedding parties to smithereens with their dronesfrom the other side of the freaking planet?

Answer: It's no different.
Except that the "good guys" are a lot more cowardly.

chaosweaver

2009-12-04 09:06:50 AM

FTFA: "I'd rather go bareback than blow up my ass."

Thank you, Register.

Although I think a hustler model would know more about what to do with a donkey.

fappomatic

2009-12-04 09:07:16 AM

Hello, Mr. President...

blogs.ajc.com

/hot like thermite

thunderstorms

2009-12-04 09:07:55 AM

Antimatter: What jackasses.

That's what I came here for.

Hurricane Flippy

2009-12-04 09:08:04 AM

Gets the most out the Tag, apprprite use and bad pun.

we need two s's in the Asinine tag for this one though.

Another Government Employee

2009-12-04 09:08:26 AM

Instead of a Trojan Horse, we have a Taliban Donkey.

reveal101

2009-12-04 09:09:22 AM

Don't you mean ASSinine subby?

mavrickatubc

2009-12-04 09:11:56 AM

Where's the PETA outrage now? I imagine those are some very conflicted hippies.

Turfshoe

2009-12-04 09:12:20 AM

Now that the Taliban pissed off PETA, they are really in trouble.

reveal101

2009-12-04 09:12:28 AM

Observatory: Very sad for the donkey......but when you get right down to it, how is this any different from US Air Force/ CIA pilots sitting in their cushy aeron chairs, staring at their screens and blasting wedding parties to smithereens with their dronesfrom the other side of the freaking planet?

Answer: It's no different.
Except that the "good guys" are a lot more cowardly.

To be fair, NATO doesn't exclusively use drones, we do actually have troops on the ground. In fact, over 130 of them from my country are dead, and I don't think they qualify as cowards.

/No, it isn't any different. What is different is that we don't intentionally target large groups of innocent people.

Hurricane Flippy

2009-12-04 09:12:33 AM

Hurricane Flippy: Gets the most out of the Tag ~~apprprite~~ apropriate use, and bad pun.

we need two s's in the Asinine tag for this one though.
Too early, Can't type.

Lampmonster

2009-12-04 09:12:33 AM

Wonder who taught them that trick? Oh, it was us. CIA came up with that during the Russian occupation of Afghanistan.

carmi990

2009-12-04 09:13:27 AM

Observatory: Very sad for the donkey......but when you get right down to it, how is this any different from US Air Force/ CIA pilots sitting in their cushy aeron chairs, staring at their screens and blasting wedding parties to smithereens with their dronesfrom the other side of the freaking planet?

Answer: It's no different.
Except that the "good guys" are a lot more cowardly.

Our methods don't piss off PETA.

Not to mention attacking their weddings help to prevent the procreation of more terrorists.

/MERICA!

BDR459

2009-12-04 09:14:01 AM

FTFA - Considerable' blast from asinine IED

Even the writer of the article thought the tag is good.

Another Government Employee

2009-12-04 09:15:06 AM

Did they lay out palm fronds in the creature's path?

Davrosy

2009-12-04 09:15:53 AM

Oobedoob Scoobi-Doobi Benubi

2009-12-04 09:16:59 AM

chaosweaver: FTFA: "I'd rather go bareback than blow up my ass."

Thank you, Register.

Although I think a hustler model would know more about what to do with a donkey.

I lol'd

The Envoy

2009-12-04 09:17:36 AM

Davrosy: W.T.F?

DammitIForgotMyLogin

2009-12-04 09:19:19 AM

The Envoy: Davrosy: W.T.F?

See here

Farkwaddle

2009-12-04 09:19:24 AM

Came in for Clerks 2 references

/leaving disappointed

Cerwin3302

2009-12-04 09:19:41 AM

"Loving you is easy cuz you're beautiful..."

/shouldn't be obscure...

Roquefort

2009-12-04 09:19:55 AM

I call this out as a lie.
F@ggot Englishmen have no business being in Afghanistan.

/Send em back to mother in a cardboard box

StarBob

2009-12-04 09:19:59 AM

Poor donkey. The best part of all of it was that I thought it said "Monkey" which would have been more fun for all parties.

A GIS for Suicide Bomber Monkey turned up only this:
www.pollsb.com

/hot like Afghanistan

SofaKingHuge

2009-12-04 09:21:05 AM

Worked for the Joker in "The Dark Knight" didn't it?

Oldiron_79

2009-12-04 09:21:58 AM

goliath serum?

StaleCoffee

2009-12-04 09:23:23 AM

PETA already wrote a letter to Arafat in 2003 about this.

No shiat. They did.

thesubliminalman

2009-12-04 09:23:43 AM

reveal101: Observatory: Very sad for the donkey......but when you get right down to it, how is this any different from US Air Force/ CIA pilots sitting in their cushy aeron chairs, staring at their screens and blasting wedding parties to smithereens with their dronesfrom the other side of the freaking planet?

Answer: It's no different.
Except that the "good guys" are a lot more cowardly.

To be fair, NATO doesn't exclusively use drones, we do actually have troops on the ground. In fact, over 130 of them from my country are dead, and I don't think they qualify as cowards.

/No, it isn't any different. What is different is that we don't intentionally target large groups of innocent people.

Ya might wanna ask japan about that.

Timdesuyo

2009-12-04 09:24:40 AM

Turfshoe: Now that the Taliban pissed off PETA, they are really in trouble.

They're good, as long as they don't piss off Stan.

www.southparkstudios.com

chaosweaver

2009-12-04 09:26:32 AM

Farkwaddle: Came in for Clerks 2 references

/leaving disappointed

Donkey show?

skrewewe

2009-12-04 09:29:04 AM

But does he get 72 virgins in heaven?

mavrickatubc

2009-12-04 09:30:23 AM

thesubliminalman: reveal101: Observatory: Very sad for the donkey......but when you get right down to it, how is this any different from US Air Force/ CIA pilots sitting in their cushy aeron chairs, staring at their screens and blasting wedding parties to smithereens with their dronesfrom the other side of the freaking planet?

Answer: It's no different.
Except that the "good guys" are a lot more cowardly.

To be fair, NATO doesn't exclusively use drones, we do actually have troops on the ground. In fact, over 130 of them from my country are dead, and I don't think they qualify as cowards.

/No, it isn't any different. What is different is that we don't intentionally target large groups of innocent people.

Ya might wanna ask japan about that.

I did. They said you're a troll, and then mentioned Nanking and Bataan.

War is nothing but the targeting of large groups of innocent people. Thinking otherwise is just naive.

fireclown

2009-12-04 09:31:18 AM

If I am not mistaken, this is the infamous "charley horse" of Afghanistan.

royone

2009-12-04 09:33:23 AM

Inconsolable:
i190.photobucket.com

chaosweaver

2009-12-04 09:33:25 AM

"war is Hell" I believe is a preoper term here. We kill, we die, we get caught in the crossfire. No one is safe from the ravages of war.

/That's why I'm in the Military
//Won't get gunned down as an 'innocent'
///Unless I go hunting with Dick Cheney

chaosweaver

2009-12-04 09:34:12 AM

~~Preoper~~ Proper

1nsanilicious

2009-12-04 09:35:53 AM

StarBob: Poor donkey. The best part of all of it was that I thought it said "Monkey" which would have been more fun for all parties.

A GIS for Suicide Bomber Monkey turned up only this:

/hot like Afghanistan

I LOL'd

Shakespeare's Monkey

2009-12-04 09:36:32 AM

You guys are too young for a Francis reference.

Sumo Surfer

2009-12-04 09:37:08 AM

StaleCoffee: PETA already wrote a letter to Arafat in 2003 about this.

No shiat. They did.

I remember that! "Please don't blow up innocent donkeys."

They could have at least added a post-script, something like "Oh by the way, It'd be nice if you stopped killing innocent civilians while you're at it..."

Salieri_82

2009-12-04 09:39:14 AM

reveal101: /No, it isn't any different. What is different is that we don't intentionally target large groups of innocent people.

True - we just don't give a fark when it happens.

The Envoy

2009-12-04 09:40:04 AM

Roquefort: I call this out as a lie.
F@ggot Englishmen have no business being in Afghanistan.

/Send em back to mother in a cardboard box

You. frkking. What?

1nsanilicious

2009-12-04 09:40:23 AM

skrewewe: But does he get 72 virgins in heaven?

I LOL'd at this too

swahnhennessy

2009-12-04 09:41:57 AM

Looked for a relevant Crazy Ivan pic and failed.

James_Dean_64

2009-12-04 09:42:23 AM

weapons of ass destruction.

The Dread Pirate Robertson

2009-12-04 09:45:13 AM

DammitIForgotMyLogin: The Envoy: Davrosy: W.T.F?

See here

Thank you.

And EEW!