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		"I'm a jealous wife, his penis should belong to me. I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else" (news.com.au)		262
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at80eighty

2009-12-04 09:47:54 AM

a woman who loves hotrods is a keeper

kungfu jesus with a side of lime

2009-12-04 09:48:12 AM

evil evil evil evil evil

i didnt rtfa but I can assume it falls into do not want territory

CravenMorehead

2009-12-04 09:48:29 AM

I'd not be comfortable with a burnt penis.

cowsspinach

2009-12-04 09:49:25 AM

Wow. Just Wow.

Satan_Himself

2009-12-04 09:49:29 AM

RELIGION OF OHGODMYDONG

CravenMorehead

2009-12-04 09:49:37 AM

Ooh, a pic too:

www.news.com.au

/hot as the man's penis

TPerrin

2009-12-04 09:49:40 AM

you said penis twice..

saneyman

2009-12-04 09:49:58 AM

she just had a mad craving for roasted peanuts

Miracle Whip

2009-12-04 09:50:03 AM

Approves.

KJUW89

2009-12-04 09:50:22 AM

I've never really understood how a relationship can survive with that level of jealousy. I guess it can't.

/doesn't get jealous - hubby doesn't give me any reason to be

TheSignPost

2009-12-04 09:50:30 AM

That's a whole adult sized overdose of crazy right there.

I can sympathize. I've felt the crazy.

But she can't have the penis.

Not hers.

/ if I took that approach with my girlfriends I'd have my own show on Showtime
// but Dexter's been done

stevarooni

2009-12-04 09:51:08 AM

If you love someone, set him free. Free, not on fire!!!

Satan_Himself

2009-12-04 09:51:25 AM

Miracle Whip: Approves.

My god, you've cooked her nines!

Crispy

2009-12-04 09:51:56 AM

NEWSFLASH TO WOMEN

If we marry you, you do not get physical ownership of our sexual organs you backwards thinking twats. Otherwise we're going to sew up your vagina next time you cheat.

Those of you who don't feel this way can ignore this message.

I am Ahab

2009-12-04 09:52:09 AM

All your penis are belong to her.

OtherLittleGuy

2009-12-04 09:52:18 AM

"This is mine! This is where my babies come from!"

/hot like Lois

Englebert Slaptyback

2009-12-04 09:52:37 AM

"I'm a jealous wife, his penis should belong to me. I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else"

Then we have this:

Mr Narayan suffered major burns and died several weeks later.

Cunning plan something something.

Was going to make a joke about the crematory finishing the job, but I can't do that.

squishy2

2009-12-04 09:53:05 AM

TheSignPost

2009-12-04 09:53:09 AM

doesn't get jealous - hubby doesn't give me any reason to be

That's how your relationship survives. If he did give you a reason, you'd feel the crazy too. Or, you wouldn't be with him in the first place, whichever.

People who are happy with their partner, are happy and it's easy to tell that they are. People who aren't happy, it's easy to tell that too. But what's not easy is dealing with the not-happy.... and from there, comes the crazy.

Egalitarian

2009-12-04 09:53:16 AM

OK that's messed up.

Before everybody gets riled up over castration and evil women, recall that men do this to women too ... there was a guy who tried to twist his wife's breasts off. And psychos who stab women in the breasts.

Not moral equivalency, just sayin', obsession with body parts goes both ways.

Mental_Knife

2009-12-04 09:53:20 AM

ARSON LOL

Mad Scientist

2009-12-04 09:53:30 AM

TPerrin: you said penis twice..

I like penis.

/wait...

ishus37

2009-12-04 09:54:52 AM

Crispy: NEWSFLASH TO WOMEN

If we marry you, you do not get physical ownership of our sexual organs you backwards thinking twats. Otherwise we're going to sew up your vagina next time you cheat.

Those of you who don't feel this way can ignore this message.

I'm pretty sure this isn't typical to the general female populace. Though a lot of people need to learn that marriage does not equal ownership.

deadapostle

2009-12-04 09:54:59 AM

The only thing that is good about this is that the man died so he doesn't have to go through life like that.

Thisbymaster

2009-12-04 09:54:59 AM

Why would you destroy something that you want so very much?

at80eighty

2009-12-04 09:55:17 AM

omg I'm so glad Egalitarian is here to remind everyone that men can be evil too

we can all breathe easier now, class

humanshrapnel

2009-12-04 09:55:33 AM

Drink_Outside_The_Box

2009-12-04 09:56:28 AM

So she's available then? Cause my loins are a burnin'

ishus37

2009-12-04 09:56:42 AM

Thisbymaster: Why would you destroy something that you want so very much?

Don't try to rationalize crazy. It just doesn't work.

Indolent

2009-12-04 09:56:51 AM

Wiener roast!

hitlersbrain

2009-12-04 09:57:05 AM

Is it wrong that I find this fap-able?

hardinparamedic

2009-12-04 09:57:23 AM

WHAT THE fark IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

fernt

2009-12-04 09:57:43 AM

TheSignPost: .... and from there, comes the crazy.

Actually, women are born with the crazy. Some just control it better than others.

Another Government Employee

2009-12-04 09:58:27 AM

Elin Woods, Lorena Bobbit and Rajit walk into a bar...

WindBreaker

2009-12-04 09:58:39 AM

The crazy, it burns!

\got nothin'

Balder333

2009-12-04 09:58:50 AM

Please explain again why men should get married?

I_AM_SRC

2009-12-04 09:58:57 AM

KJUW89: I've never really understood how a relationship can survive with that level of jealousy. I guess it can't.

/doesn't get jealous - hubby doesn't give me any reason to be

You sound like my wife... SUCKER!!!

/sniff sniff... something smells burny..

RockChalkH1N1

2009-12-04 09:58:57 AM

WTF!?!?

This

2009-12-04 09:59:06 AM

Is it just me, or do Indian women give redheads a run for their money in terms of batshiat-crazy-biatch?

Thisbymaster

2009-12-04 09:59:15 AM

Another Government Employee: Elin Woods, Lorena Bobbit and Rajit walk into a bar...

All the men run out the back door.

roadmarks

2009-12-04 09:59:26 AM

What I really want to know is the back-story behind this little nugget after the article:

For legal reasons, comments cannot be published on this matter.

stevarooni

2009-12-04 10:00:07 AM

hardinparamedic:

WHAT THE fark IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

What do you mean "you people" O_o

MarvelMe

2009-12-04 10:00:11 AM

fernt: TheSignPost: .... and from there, comes the crazy.

Actually, women are born with the crazy. Some just control it better than others.

Gotta limit the crazy to catch a man. Then you unleash the crazy.

This

2009-12-04 10:00:18 AM

fernt: TheSignPost: .... and from there, comes the crazy.

Actually, women are born with the crazy. Some just control it better than others.

This.

Men are dogs, women are lunatics. Some of us just have it under wraps better than others, but deep down we're all shaved apes.

ronaprhys

2009-12-04 10:00:48 AM

Irrefutable logic is irrefutable.

Let's go old skool here. Eye for an eye. Burn for a burn.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

IdBeCrazyIf

2009-12-04 10:01:33 AM

"I'm a jealous wife"

Sorta redundant there, dontcha think?

hardinparamedic

2009-12-04 10:02:12 AM

stevarooni: hardinparamedic:
WHAT THE fark IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
What do you mean "you people" O_o

(Insert racist euphamism for Black, White, Asian, European, Jewish, African, Canadian, Russian, et all here)

Pxtl

2009-12-04 10:02:21 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: "I'm a jealous wife"

Sorta redundant there, dontcha think?

... sees handle

... sees comment

... brain explodes with cognitive dissonance.

Poppyale

2009-12-04 10:02:49 AM

Never settle for just one man. Is that the lesson here?
/I think so.
//I'm major, I roar, I swear I'm not a whore.

Orgasmatron138

2009-12-04 10:02:57 AM

Raise your hands if you thought the headline was about Tiger...

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